The Archbishop Interviews
https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2022/archbishop-canterbury-radio-4
Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury, is to interview six people on the subject of faith and morality for Radio 4. So far, so boring. But look who he’s got lined up first, none other that Lucifer himself, Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair. Interviewed on the subject of morality, for fucks sake! This is beyond parody.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt
Judy Murray. Yes, you are tennis star Andy Murray’s mum, good for you. But you aren’t famous in any way. So why do you have to appear on EVERY fucking tv show that you can possibly go on? It was bad enough to have Rylan, Scarlett Moffatt and bluddy Jamie Laing appearing on everything, but at least they can sort of be considered ‘stars’, though very loosely. But Judy, you aren’t famous, you aren’t a celebrity, and I’m bluddy sick of seeing you on TV!
Nominated by ElDiablo666
WTF?
So David Baddiel accepts Goldberg apology regarding her comments on the Holocaust. And even worse, Piers Morgan (that self declared champion of free speech) says she should be sacked for her comments.
Basically, she suggested that the Holocaust was not about race. I understand she is obsessed about her colour and thinks that a ‘race card’ has to be about skin colour. It could be argued that the Holocaust targeted a generalised ‘group’ of people – Gypsies, Homosexuals, Jews, Handicapped etc – in which case it would hardly be about race. But my point is, that even if it was about race, that she is entitled to her opinion. She may be wrong in her conclusion and I have never particularly liked the woman, because of her own white racial views – but she is entitled to her opinion. She may have to suffer some social consequence of her opinion – but she is entitled to voice her opinion. Do you hear that David? Piers? Just fuck off. How can you claim to be an enemy of the ‘thought police’ when you come out with such shameful shit?
Nominated by Cassandra…
And seconded by Liberal Liquidator…
David Baddiel.
I have always disliked this scruffy wanker. Maybe its because he inhabits the cliquey North London Labour voting bubble, hates Brexit and the evil Tories for daring to suggest scrapping the license fee.
Maybe its because he went to Cambridge and joined theatrical club, the Cambridge Footlights, home to other twats never off the telly like Stephen Fry and Sue Perkins. Maybe its help giving the country the ‘Three Lions’ football anthem butchered by every boozed up Innngerlaaand ‘fan’ wearing a traffic cone on their head since 1996.
Or maybe its the riding on Frank Skinners coat tails to earn a bit of working class street cred, after writing and starring in Fantasy Football League in the 90’s his career has been remarkably unscathed by his impression of football player Jason Lee wearing a pineapple on his head in blackface. Must have the same PR team as Justin Trudeau.
Maybe he is just a bit of a dick.
Nadia Sawalha
Nadia Sawalha is getting a bit of a reputation of late for posting pictures of herself, mimicking outfits worn by so-called ‘celebrities’. The ‘star’ of TV’s ‘Loose Women’ has now apparently sent her fans ‘crazy’ by recreating a recent swimsuit pose by Kim ‘Silicone Buns’ Kardashian.
Now perhaps it was meant as a joke, but truth is, this is not a pretty sight; a definite case of too much information being placed in the public domain if you ask me.
You’ve done yourself no favours here girl. I suppose that the usual suspects in the IsAC horn section just might be titillated by this. Those of a more nervous disposition should look away now.
Nominated by Ron Knee
Freddie Lewis and his enabler, the BBC, talk candidly about Freddie’s occasional periods here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-59829907 (warning: don’t read within two hours of eating). Does this make one or both of them cunts? You be the judge…
I accept that I’m not medically trained, and have led a relatively sheltered existence, but to the best of my knowledge no man has ever visited the GP (yeah, I know, imagine for a minute that it’s possible to fucking see one!) complaining, “Dr, help me, I’ve got blood weeping from my member!” only for the GP to reply, “Congratulations, Mr Cunt, your periods have just begun. Here’s a free tampon to get you started, courtesy of the NHS.”
It’s more likely to be, “Here’s a leaflet about your cock cancer. Close the door on your way out, that waiting room filled with illegal immigrants aren’t gonna diagnose themselves. They’ve got enough on their plate grabbing their free accommodation, food, money and schooling for Abdul and Fatima where they can learn all about White Privilege.”
After much thought, I’ve concluded that the BBC are definitely cunts for promoting this. Whilst Freddie probably isn’t, I assume he still has one, or at least some surgically mangled remnant thereof, to bleed from. Thank fuck I don’t pay the telly tax.
Nominated by Cunty McCunt