Bill Gates (4)

Bill Gates

A “do as I say not as I do” cunting for this world class preachy, sanctimonious fucker. The original tech nerd turned ‘philanthropist’ (allegedly – has anyone you know received a handout?) who berates everyone else on the planet for causing climate change.

It’s been reported that Gates is one of the world’s super-emitters due to his regular private jet travel. He took 59 flights in one year travelling more than 200,000 miles and it is estimated that Gates’ private jet travel emitted about 1,600 tonnes of carbon dioxide. That compares with a global average of less than five tonnes per person. Researchers have found that private jets emit up to 40 times as much CO2 per passengers than commercial jets.

The crowning glory: this fucker is now buying a private jet hiring company!!

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt.

Dr Christiane Northrup


URGENT EMERGENCY CUNTING

Pay attention because this is important. This is a Covid vaccinated cunting for the conspiracy fruit cake that is Dr Christiane Northrup.

Never heard of her. Well, neither had I until a DVD dropped through my letterbox last night entitled “REAL TRUTH about Covid19 VACCINE”. Note the capitalisation added for dramatic effect no doubt.

This total headcase says that the Covid vaccine alters RNA and inserts nanorobots into your body that self replicate and allow nasty evil people to take over control of your body against your will. Apparently it also makes your body glow under UV light so they can tell if you’ve had the vaccine or not. And it collects biometric data and transmits it through the 5G network

Now I’m a great fan of SF so you could say I’m susceptible to this sort of stuff, but RNA altering nano technology on this scale? Do me a favour…

Unless it’s been given to us by the little green men in flying saucers. Maybe that’s it?

The DVD contains a video of an interview given by this dangerous nutter. Interestingly it’s already been banned from YouTube.

What’s most worrying is that this came totally unsolicited and that I live in a council ward with a very high proportion of elderly people because we have quite a concentration of care homes and retirement developments.

So if we’re talking conspiracies, how about one to kill off the old folk? It’s more believable.

We need to spread the word because this crap constitutes a threat to life and needs to be stopped. Now.

Nominated by Dioclese

Dead Pool (185)

Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who correctly predicted legendary golf commentator Peter Alliss would be the next to pop his clogs aged 89

 

On to Deadpool 185:

 

The rules:

 

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

 

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

 

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

 

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

 

My Picks(GTC):

 

Larry King

Tom Smith (rugby)

Dai Davies

Slick Woods

Dick Van Dyke