Jesus fucking Christ the state of it.

Oli London is a cunt.

Not content with being a white man, Oli has come out as a non binary Korean. He’s had the surgery to change his eyes into slitty ones to prove it. Apparently he’s had a lot of problems with his identity, the twat.

Is he the black and white minstrels and will we be allowed to challenge his new race or will this be met with cries of racism? If Oli thought he was Napoleon would he be Napoleon if he had a bicorn hat surgically attatched to his head?

Is Oli a nutter, like all other “trans” and people who think they are someone or something else. Why are we forced to accept this bollox when we should be laughing at the fuckers.

Nominated by: smugcunt

Link helpfully provided (and you really shouldn’t click this) by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9713395/British-influencer-Oli-London-reveals-identifies-non-binary-Korean.html

A good friend of mine has asked me if I wouldn’t mind child minding his 12 year old daughter tonight, as he and his wife want to spend some “quality time” in Lake Windermere just down the road from here.

My wife and I have done baby-sitting and child-minding in the past (over 10 years ago), and never had any problems apart from screaming babies and hungry preteens.

Of course back then social media was in its relative infancy in terms of risk assessments and the paranoia of “strangers” looking after someone else’s child.

Fast forward 10 years, and I have to say I am extremely nervous at the prospect of looking after a precocious 12 year old (I didn’t like the idea but my wife insisted. End of conversation!)

She’s a nice kid as far as I can tell based on the few occasions I’ve seen her. And like most Gen Zs, she’s glued to her phone/tablet. So it shouldn’t be difficult to keep her occupied until tomorrow morning when her parents pick her up.

However, I’ve told my wife that I want her in the same room as me and the kid at all times. I am so paranoid that the kid might say or do something out of spite if I say “no” to something she wants.

It’s all too easy for friends on social media to say “If he doesn’t let you watch TV, or order a takeaway, just say “I saw you looking up my skirt or sniffing my underwear, you peter file!” And all of a sudden my world turns to shit!

I’m not a parent: we don’t have kids. But I guess the same pressures/threats must exist for moms and dads with pushy kids wanting everything their way or else they’ll label you a Peter File!

I don’t even dare giving her a hug or attempt to hold her hand should we go out for a stroll (with my wife in tow) for of it been construed as a form of child abuse!

I know parents leaving their kids with friends is always a worrying time, but by the same token we too are equally concerned about being accused of something we didn’t do. Who will the parent believe: their darling daughter or just a friendly couple?

Nominated by: Technocunt

I do apologise for the image, but you should have seen the other ones. Seriously.

Marks and Spencer are promoting George Floyd inspired underwear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTzPAIblUwo

Alex’s rant above says it all really. You wonder whether they will pass on any profit from this to BLM, or to Floyd’s family, who are already $27 million richer.

The next step would be to sell George Floyd inspired blouses, complete with gun muzzle imprint on the belly section.

Nominated by: Mystic Maven

Seriously don’t google search for the other images of this line, it’s like anti-viagra. I’d make a ‘Their pants can’t breathe’ joke but that’s just lazy.  – DA

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ms-adds-more-skin-tone-24376384

Dalian Atkinson, former Villa footballer was killed by a copper who was rightly convicted
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-57603091

But where are the riots against the police for this fine former footballer who was clearly suffering from mental health issues when the cop killed him?

Where are the BLM troops protesting against the ‘racist’ British cops for this death?

Why protest the murder of a former criminal but not the ‘manslaughter’ of a former footballing star?

Is Dalian Atkinson’s life worth less than Georgina Floydina? It would appear so.

Fuck this shit.

DAM.

Dalian Atkinson matters.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

The Crown Prince of Nauseating songs. All hail.

On warm summer days the wife and I spend a lot of time loafing about in the garden, drinking wine and listening to oldies on some ‘classics’ radio channel. Generally you’ll hear good stuff, running the gamut from ABBA, the Beatles and the Bee Gees, all the way through to the Zombies.

Unfortunately from time to time, they’ll destroy the mood by playing some muck that’s so cheesy that it can induce feelings ranging from slight biliousness to a head-spinning, migraine style nausea, making you want to vomit in the nearest flowerbed.
There we were yesterday, basking in the sun like a couple of lizards and enjoying hearing some good tunes again, when on comes THIS abomination;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oSjhuIb6Us

Christ on a bike. Who actually went out and bought this, then listened to it without feeling queasy?

Naturally this set us off down memory lane, and before too long we had a list of nauseating songs which for my money, should be flushed down the nearest khazi.
“JJ Barrie, ‘No Charge’ is a cert”, said the wife gleefully. “Clive Dunn, ‘Grandad’. Neil Reid, ‘Mother of Mine’…”.

It didn’t take me long to come up with Billie Piper, ‘Because We Want To’, and ‘Honey’, by Bobby Goldsboro. “What about ‘Hello, This Is Joannie’, by Paul What’s-his-name, and ‘Save Your Love’, by Renée and Renato”?, chipped in the missus again.

Well, this little game kept us amused for quite a while, and made me think that I’d like to start up a K-tel type label (“Shithouse Records”, I think I’d call it) to launch a series of releases for the enjoyment of cunters everywhere. I’d follow “Now That’s What I Call Nauseating” with “NTWIC Irritating” and “NTWIC Boring”.

But let’s stay with the nausea theme for now. Come on you cunters out there in IsAcunt. What songs cause you queasily to reach for the sickbag? I’ll see your ‘Uptown Uptempo Woman’, and raise you a ‘Candle In The Wind’ *warble warble* “goodbah England’s rose…”. Thanks for that one Fat Reg. Now do one, there’s a good chap.

Nominated by: Ron Knee