Won The Apprentice, got knocked up and left the job immediately.

A few days ago I cunted the news (and whining minorities), as sly news and the beebistan were spouting a load of woke shite….
At the end I said, and I quote; “that’s the last time I watch the fucking news”.

Well. I lied.

When I heard GB news was launching I thought “yippee” and tuned in.

For the first couple of days it was good. Didn’t watch it much as I’m a busy man, but Andrew Neil seemed good and I didn’t see any race or gender bollocks.

Just as I thought though, it was too good to be true….

Just turned on and it’s Michelle Dewbury talking to Yasmine Ali Bah Bah Brown (that Groaniad cretin) banging on about the benefits of poovery. They discussed about how much they both love the noofters and something about effnic pooves…. (I’ve zoned out by this point, fantasising about busting a cricket bat over both their skulls).

Next it’s about armed forces week. Some retired/retarded ex army bloke banging on about diversity, recruiting more wimminz and more minorities ….. blah blah fucking diversity gays wimminz blah blah blah….

…. that’s the last time I watch the fucking news.
I mean it this time.

…except Andrew Neil.

https://www.gbnews.uk/

Nominated by: DeploytheSausage.

After all the nominations from yesterday, we’re adding an extra Brucie bonus post today and tomorrow. Enjoy! – DA

This isn’t actually Paul Roberts, but it is a soy boy according to Google image search. If you know who it is you get a prize*

This soy boy archetype Paul Roberts warrants a well deserved cunting, then force fed 4 pints of full cream milk. Judging by his reaction to his child being denied soya milk, it will probably kill him:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2021/06/24/vegan-dad-couldnt-sleep-because-daughter-couldnt-take-soya-milk-to-school-14821352/amp/

What an utter bellend. Forcing his child into veganism is bad enough, but the fact this cunt was losing sleep over it just makes me wonder how he copes with life in general? Heavy gas bill – Full on counselling, Stranger knocks on the door – Police called, restraining order and full on counselling, family bereavement – Spontaneous combustion?

Kid should be taken into care before this limp wristed twat fucks her up completely.

Nominated by: Bellendiousmaximus

Seconded by Sidthesexistsforeskin 

Hi all, now this really an cunt of galaxy proportions, this father suffered from sleepiness nights because his daughter was not allowed to have soya milk at school,there really are no words for this waste of a father, you would have thought he had other things to worry about, like his daughter crossing the road safely, or not being accosted by strangers, but no this cunt was more worried about soya milk, ffs, this father needs his testicles removed and should not breed, what a cunt, here is the link below

*You don’t get a prize it’s famed conspiracy theorist and perennial looking like he’s about to cry at any time Paul Joseph Watson!…

Well I know who he is…

So you want a 90% mortgage and get paid cash in hand? No problem.

The entire mortgage system is a cunt and someone needs to sort these cunts out.

Recently I moved in with (soon to be) Mrs Sausage. We got our mortgage approved, sorted our current residences, and in her case, booked movers. I was to help her move on the day, and as I had a few days left on my lease (she owned, I rented), I was gonna move myself in the days after.

All going fine.

The night before, I get to hers to help with the final packing and it turns out that Barclays haven’t released the funds.
All was approved, all booked and ready, but the solicitors didn’t have the money.

After frantic calling and constantly being told “urrrrr don’t know” in answer to every single fucking question, we went to bed not knowing if we were moving or not.

To say that the morning of the move was stressful is an understatement to say the least. Apparently Barclays hadn’t processed all the paperwork properly and instead of telling anyone, just didn’t bother releasing the money.
So we sat and waited with a truck and 4 movers hanging around doing nothing.
I was getting calls from my work mate who we were buying the house from, he was getting bitched out by the next one in the chain and the boss of the moving company was threatening to pull his blokes off the job.

Eventually we got the green light and everyone in the chain could move…..

AT 4 O’ FUCKING CLOCK …

According to the movers this happens all the time.

Moving’s hard enough without a bunch of retards dealing with the finances.

Fuck bankers. Fuck solicitors.
….Fuck ever moving again.

Nominated by: DeploytheSausage

Excellent cunting by the way – DA

Noddy Holder didn’t age well.

The schools report and the hole that Labour carries on digging.

In what was obvious to all but the Labour woke, under-achievement by schoolkids has been linked to geography not race. Left behind white communities suffer most.
Oh dear no, we cant have that:-

Kim Johnson, the Labour MP for Liverpool Riverside told the Guardian she disowned the report and had submitted her own alternative version, which was voted down by the Tory majority.

“I’m not happy with quite a lot of information contained in it,” she said.
“I’m not happy about the whole section on white privilege. The inquiry cherrypicked data. I think they were trying to create a bit of a culture war.”

The culture war has been created by the left looking for victims and identity politics, not the fucking Tories. This fucking harpie sees her sole raison d’etre (who says were all thick on here) slipping away.

Keep digging that hole you pathetic cunt. You have just lost a few more seats in the industrial areas that actually were left behind. I hope the thick Scouse cunts who voted for this fucker take note.

The picture perfectly illustrates this chip on shoulder cunt who only got selected cos she is blackish, innit.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/tory-mps-accused-of-culture-war-as-schools-report-disowned-by-committee-member/ar-AALj6lT?ocid=msedgntp

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Seconded by: Komodo

May I add a related bit of black supremacy, please?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/seattle-pride-organisers-slammed-for-complaining-of-reverse-racism-for-black-pride-event-that-asked-white-attendees-to-pay-reparation-fee/ar-AALjlnQ?ocid=msedgntp

Nice to see The Gayness and The Blackness waving their handbags, though.