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La-la-la-la Lorde

Lorde is a cunt.

Now, who the frig is Lorde? I hear you ask. Well, she’s a singer from New Zealand and a current woke favourite. But why is she a cunt?

Well, she is putting out her new album on vinyl and download, but not on CD. Lorde sees CDs as ‘bad’ and a threat to the environment. That’s the story anyway. She claims she doesn’t want to be responsible for CDs that end up thrown in a landfill site after a couple of years.

First of all, who the fuck throws away a CD album two years after buying it (unless it’s crap)? Then again, it could just be a gimmick and a way of shifting the more expensive vinyl editions (of which there are many, of course).

So I think the smell of publicity and moolah is definitely eclipsing the stench of landfills containing discarded CDs. I may be a cynical old(ish) cunt, but I know a stunt when I see one.

The album in question – Solar Power – has a quite spectacular and pleasing cover though.

Nominated by: Norman

https://superdeluxeedition.com/news/lorde-offers-fans-a-discless-version-of-her-new-album-solar-power/

https://www.popbuzz.com/music/artists/lorde/news/solar-power-album-cd-music-box-vinyl/

Don’t click the top link at work or if your wife is nearby.

Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt helpfully supplied an additional link:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mariasherm2/lorde-butt-solar-power-album-cover-story

 

Muslim Athletes’ Charter

An athletic trendsetter of a sort….

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57512924

https://twitter.com/NujumSports

Kneeling before matches to glorify a career criminal who ran out of breath is simply not enough. Premier League clubs are now signing up to a Muslim Athlete’s Charter.

The charter seeks to “challenge organisations” to make progress in supporting Muslim sportsmen and women, with signatories pledging to “create positive change”.

There appears to be no end to the hypocritical whinging of peacefuls demanding respect for a 7th century Peter File and disgustingly, cruelly slaughtered food to be served on tap, after centuries of Arab and Turkish rule where non-Muslims were forced to pay the repugnant jizya tax and live as second-class dhimmis.

A cunt called Ebadur Rahman, founder and chief executive of Nujum Sports, moans of “the difficulties being able to practice my religion”. Well, isn’t he lucky that he isn’t a Christian, Jew or Jedi Warrior in the savage sandpit of Saudi Arabia?

Fucking sick of it.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

Disloyalty of “friends”

 

This post has nothing to do with the TV show Friends, I just used to fancy Jennifer Aniston.

In life it’s often said you know who your friends are during times of crisis, unfortunately for me this particular friend caused my crisis without me even knowing.

When I was turfed off my farm in Rhodesia in March 2001 by Mugarbage’s bully boys, I remember taking my phone book with me to keep in contact with “friends” in Rhodesia, one friend and my closest neighbour I remained in contact with would give me updates on what was happening after my departure.

He even went with a camcorder to film my former home to send to me, I still will never go there even though I visit my daughter in Borrowdale periodically, I never venture back to my former home<

One day another friend I was talking to informed me that for the purposes of the cunting, that Mr Sly had been allocated some more land, I thought how has he managed this, especially as he is white.

My friend also informed me it was 200 acres of my former home, which really puzzled me, to cut a long story short this snake was a member of ZANU- PF and was rewarded for helping get me out, when I heard this I went into an apoplectic rage, I having a tobacco farm and not a livestock enterprise sealed my fate, hence to say this cunt is now off my Christmas card list and scribbled out of my phone book, the moral of the story is, be careful who you trust they’ll shake your hand and stab you with the other, I curse the cunt to the grave, fucking snake!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

Batley School Protests

Laurence Fox and The Reclaim Party held a public meeting in Market Square, Batley on 24/06/21 to discuss the recent outrageous scenes outside a Batley primary school.

Which was besieged by a hate mob of muslims who decided it was acceptable to threaten and intimidate an educational establishment and its staff to the point where the teacher who gave “the lesson” is in hiding, afraid for his life and that of his Family and in all probability will need lifelong police protection – for the “crime” of showing a pre-approved image of the prophet muhammad.

The Labour candidate and seasoned party veteran with around six weeks membership Kim Leadbeater was invited, and did not bother attending. The Conservative candidate was invited, and did not bother attending.

I think this is a good indicator of how much of a fk these two care about the constituency and its people – but not to worry – good old democratic Kirklees Council tried to ban this public meeting, in a public place, stating “A spokesman for Kirklees Council said it had taken the decision on the grounds of public safety and potential disruption”, and further stated that The Reclaim Party “had not asked permission to use the space” – well sorry Kirklees Council but it is a taxpayer funded public fucking facility!

But there seemed to be none of this concern when a baying mob of savages are gathering outside a school screaming death threats.

Kirklees Council also conveniently forget to mention that just behind the speakers was Batley police station – a massive historic building worth a fortune which has just been closed and sold to property developers for around a third of its value for conversion into luxury apartments.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Links courtesy of: Dickie Dribbler

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-56587709

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/politics/laurence-fox-holds-rally-in-batley-town-centre-despite-being-banned-by-the-council-3286252

Seconded by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Shakeel Afsar – Muslim “crybullies” and the cowardice of the political class.

I’m not sure who I’m Cunting here as there are so many cunts involved. However, Mr Afsar can be seen as the cunt around whom the whole sorry farrago revolves. It’s a farrago that neatly demonstrates the many failings of multiculturalism and the failure to promote our traditional values of toleration and free speech.

Kim Leadbeater the Labour candidate at Batley and Spen and no stranger to cuntishness herself, was accosted by the enraged Mr Asfar outside a local mosque. Mr Asfar launched into a harangue against her. He complains about parliament allowing the LGBT ‘indoctrination’ of children (I agree); and he demands to know if Labour will support Muslim parents who disagree with the current teaching of sex education in schools. As Leadbeater was chased into her car by Asfar, he shouts ‘we are going to chase Labour…..You are the colour of red, you are the colour of blood’. I agree with these sentiments as well although I would not put them that way.

Afsar continues to lecture anyone who will listen, complaining that British Muslims and Kashmiris have no one in parliament to represent them (you’ve got to be kidding). By now, he is standing in the middle of the road and blocking a bus. He then says, ‘I’m upset, I’m upset, I’m disconsolate’, and then complains that Labour has been ‘ripping the rights’ from Muslims. No – Labour only cares about Muslims and dark-keys.

Then to cap it all the allegedly distraught Mr Asfar walks away, with a smile bursting across his face. He’s a “crybully”.

Crybullies are the latest cunts. They pretend to be distraught as a bullying tactic to get their own way. They proliferate in all classes of the permanently offended – wokies, Muslims, dark-keys, Scottish Nats.

After Afsar’s confrontation with Leadbeater, Labour has rallied behind her, and criticised Afsar. It has also started to criticise Islamists involved in other incidents in Batley and Spen.

So those who failed to stand up for the Batley Grammar teacher, and defend free speech, have finally decided to speak up for liberal, democratic values in the face of an Islamist mob. But only when they are the victims

They don’t like it up em, these politicos. They can’t tolerate an Islamist mob crybullying them. But if it’s anyone else, like that poor teacher in Batly and Spen, they run a mile and refuse to defend him.

Many of our politicians are cowards and cunts for failing to stand up for our values. Shakers Asfar is a cunt. Leadbeater is a cunt. And crybullies are cunts.

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/kim-leadbeater-felt-threatened-confronted-20906262

 

Double Denim

 

The Lord Of All Denim.

You mean you don´t know what Double Denim is? To be honest, I didn´t either until I read the Financial Times “How to Spend It” supplement which is an obscene tribute to today´s materialistic society. Basically it means wearing a denim shirt with a pair of denim jeans. What´s the big deal? Well there´s more to it than that. Read on.

“If clothing is communication, what does double denim say about its wearer? When Brad Pitt struts into view in Thelma & Louise, decked out in a loose denim shirt tucked into blue jeans, his attire speaks of irreverence and a free spirit. When Ryan Gosling dresses in a denim jacket and jeans in Drive, he’s playing the neighbourhood nice guy (though his leather driving gloves hint at a darker side). In Brokeback Mountain, Jake Gyllenhaal’s denim shirt and jeans signal both his belonging in the macho world of the American West and his sexuality (double denim is a signifier for the queer community). Over time, it’s become recognised as a look that represents freedom.”

Even more to enlighten us single denimites who are still single denim reactionaries.

“Our customer wants that unique, hard-to-find denim that will set them apart,” says Joe Brunner, menswear buyer at Browns. “We’re seeing the fashion items perform better than the more traditional, everyday pieces.” He notes that as well as seeing the look across the larger houses, young designers such as Stefan Cooke, Casablanca and Bethany Williams are also picking up the trend, “pushing the boundaries of men’s denim with different prints, washes and textures”.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Link helpfully added by: Harold

https://www.ft.com/content/894d7f11-d722-4326-a938-dc111d8c93ca

Denim sponsored by: Shakey himself I asked him for a comment and he replied that he ain’t gonna text me no longer, he’s ain’t gonna text me no more.