A right Royal turn of the year cunting please for this arrogant little prick (or at least HIS little prick), which has a coltish tooth, allegedly, who keeps finding ever more bizarre reasons why he cannot be prosecuted for have a fuddle duddle with young girls on the old rumpy pumpy. manoeuvres .

According to the latest excuse from his lawyers, Randy Andy can’t face prosecution because the complainant is Australian and the case is being heard in America:

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You can be pretty certain that if an American girl had been molested in Australia, Sleepy Joe would expect the Australians to act

It is interesting that Andrew has now gone looking for excuses rather than denying on oath he is a dirty old man even if the Queen’s favourite, and it really is time the dirty old bounder faced the charges and the consequences if found guilty He and Ghislane might be banged up together in the same cell, watching each other taking turns of the dunny – what a prospect!

Nominated by W.C. Boggs

It’s that time of year when you just can’t get away from the barrage of crap Christmas music, and I must admit to having cashed in on a few myself over the years.

But this year there’s a eulogy to the Fab Four that reminds me that there is one Christmas visionary out there who richly deserves a thorough cunting especially at this time of year – John Lennon :

(1) a man so far up his own arse he was almost a quantum singularity
(2) a man with an ego larger than the known universe
(3) a visionary who undoubtedly, had he lived, would have almost certainly been a UN peace ambassador and an even bigger know head than Bono
(4) a man who married one of the world’s ugliest women, almost as big a cunt as Meghan
(5) a man who never wrote a decent song after he split with McCuntney

It seems to me that Lennon’s main claim to immortality was that he was assassinated, otherwise there wouldn’t be an airport named after him and he would have faded into obscurity. That at least would have spared us the crock of shit that is “Merry Christmas – War is Over”.

Regrettably we have to tolerate it every fucking year. The only good thing you could say about it is that it’s better than “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time”. But then again we are comparing two turds to see which is the best polished.

Have a great Christmas.

Nominated by : Chas C

Here at a Admin Towers we’ve been chewing over an idea put forward to acknowledge an award for Cunter of the Year.

It’s been hard to select just one from a crowd of you not just for your nominations but for your comments as well. As you will appreciate there’s been many thousands of offerings to pick from.

But for his witty and entertaining offerings throughout the year, especially his roving reporting and witty riposte of the right royal idiots Harry and Meghan, we have selected this year’s winner….

So many congratulations to Ron but also we considered the following worthy of special mention :

– Dick Fiddler
– Paul Maskinback
– Jack The Cunter
– Miserable northern cunt
– Ruff Tuff Creampuff
– Liberal Liquidator
– Thomas the Cunt Engine
– Sixdog Vomit
– Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Our thanks and appreciation to all of you that have contributed and helped make this site one of the last bastions of free speech on the internet. Long may we continue – until the bastards manage to get to us.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Nominated by : Your Admin Team

“Get me a long cool drink, savvy” cunting for the Welsh health führer Vaughan Gething, who as it happens is a half blik, this chippy cunt, not content with having an undeserved position of power is now crying over the most benign problem I can think he’ll ever come across, people confuse him in restaurants with being the waiter, now most cunts would laugh off this faux pas and get on with their lives, but not old Vaughany, he needs his 5 minutes of woe, how waycist all these taff cunts are for not looking at you as being Welsh in your smart suit, well Vaughany black cunts outside Cardiff are as rare as hens teeth (thank fuck), so when people confuse you with being a waiter they genuinely think it, now get me my brandy and coke pronto or you’ll be severely sjamboked you race baiting cunt!!!!!!

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Nominated by: Captain Quimson

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