The clued-in membership of IsAC will be aware of the furore north of the border following the SNP’s recent rail-roading of the Gender Recognition Reform Bill through Holyrood. Now here’s a cautionary little tale for Nicola von Rottweiler to chew on in the wake of that.

Allow to introduce the captivating Isla Bryson from Clydebank, who’s been convicted of carrying out two serious sex assaults against women while still ‘living’ as tatood slaphead Adam Graham.

S/he/it (okay, let’s just make the pronoun ‘shit’ for short) first appeared before the beak as Graham, but by the start of the recent six-day trial at Glasgow’s High Court, ‘Adam’ had become ‘Isla’. Shit is now being held on remand at an all-female institution pending sentencing. I don’t think any decision has yet been reached as to where shit will actually serve an almost certain custodial sentence.

So at this moment, what exactly is the actual ‘gender status’ of this charmer? Fucked if I know, so I can only go by the evidence of my own mince pies, and I refer cunters to the picture first left in the link;

Daily Fail Link.

Now all I can say is, if that’s not a dick poking through those lurid red pants, it must be the world’s largest clitoris.

So then Wee Jimmy. Just where will this creep be banged up? Men’s clink, or women’s clink? What was that? Oh, it’s not your job to interfere in the judicial process… Right.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

And then there’s this from Captain Magnanimous

Isla Bryson is a cunt, isn’t he. (It’s certainly not a looker! Admin)

This is a nomination for the Scottish gender bill, Sturgeon, and the bewigged rapist who raped two women then suddenly decided to ‘transition’.

I might rob a bank tomorrow. If I’m caught, I’m going to identify as a courgette so they can’t convict me. “Courgette didn’t rob no prison”, I’ll say. Lock up Cap’n Maggie”, I’ll suggest.

Hopefully, this’ll be the end of Sturgeon and her miserable career.

Scottish Daily Express

(Yappity Yapp is also a vegan! – Day Admin)

Just one more and I’ll shut up for a bit. I would like to cunt
“Jake Yapp’s Unwinding” on Radio 4 Extra

Described by our friends the British Cunt Corporation as:
“Comedian and broadcaster Jake Yapp with a new live show for January evenings; three hours of comedy, guests and games.”

BBC News Link

Leaving the aptly-named limp luvvie vegan’s* personal inadequacies for another time, I’ll just cunt the programme. Which consists of R4X’s standard fare of recycled comedy programmes, some of them not actually bad, but cut up into 5-10 minute chunks for the hard of understanding and served with an interpolated thin gravy of the cunt Yapp being monumentally unfunny in the company of a fellow luvvie.

It’s Chris Evans on Mandrax. Chatter, silly games and in-crowd giggles intercut with Hancock’s Ten Minutes do not a programme make. They make a dog’s breakfast. Three fucking hours of dog’s breakfast, every fucking night for a month.

*”…the creator and host of the Vegan Life Magazine Podcast, a fun show that’s all about food and how to eat it.” (Yapp’s website)

Nominated by: Komodo

And seconded by: Mary Hinge

Seconded – I had the misfortune to hear some of this unmitigated shite today.

In a slightly masochistic way, I kept listening for a while as I couldn’t believe how bad it was – like listening to someone slowly going out of their mind, and taking you with them.

The host had several guests on who he presented like they were the second coming – even though I should think no bugger has heard of them.

Low points were a discussion about whether a haggis is just a baggy sausage, and the host saying he enjoyed his male privilege by not feeling scared during a power cut and sitting in the dark.

Maybe as it is Burns Night some Scottish people will complain about the haggis being ridiculed and it will get taken off air, you can but hope.

Yes, it’s coming …….total control of the law abiding taxpayer…….all for your own good of course.

As of January 15th you are not allowed to smoke anywhere in Mexico except a private residence or private outdoor area. Not walking down the street, not on the beach, not in a park…….NO……verboten you criminals!

If you are a tourist, and Mexico relies a great deal on tourism, ignorance is no defence. You will be fined £240 or 36 hours in the nick with a load of spic bumbandits.

The irony is that on any street corner you can buy weed, crack or any shit you like. But they’re not after the criminals they’re after you and me. They can’t control the criminals but they can control us and that is far more important.

If you don’t think it can happen here you are dreaming. It’s happening, trust me. But remember……it’s all for your own good.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Just to confirm what we already knew, here’s an article about the criminals, that criminals are sending us.

The Sun News Link

Ain’t we the lucky ones? As if we don’t have enough of our own homegrown villains, we’re now allowing sewer rats to remain in our country because????

Let the Albanian Government worry about the safety of the wife killer, where is it our responsibility?

Anyone who is a convicted criminal, who arrived here illegally, should be immediately returned to their country of origin, or France/Albania. Let them sort the fucking mess out, why should we?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

‘Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s cultural affairs correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today I’m privileged to be joined by world-renowned thespian, gay rights activist, SNP fantasist and all-round luvvy Sir Alan Cummings’.

‘*harrumph* Ah’m not a knight, and there’s no ‘s’. Ah’m just Cumming’.

‘Mmmm… I’m sure there’s a lowbrow joke in there that our members would enjoy, but let’s not go there. So tell us, Just Al, what’s the deal with your OBE?’.

‘Well luv, ah’ve sent it back. Mah eyes have been opened, especially aboot how the Empire profited at the expense o’ indiginous peoples aroond the world. My delicate sensibilities are offended that Britain forced such horrors as the rule of law, roads, sanitation, trains and other such decadent western trappings upon others. Ah’m sure that your members will support me in mah protest’.

‘Actually Just Al, I doubt it. I suspect that for all they care, you can stick your gong up your arse. No, what will annoy our members is the fact that you couldn’t just quietly hand the thing back and be done with it. Instead, you’re all over the media acting prissy about it, in what they’ll see as an act of self-glorifying virtue signalling’.

‘Well, dear, *huff* ah’m sure that it’s not mah fault what a bunch o’ gammons think’.

‘Nice. But let me put this to you. You took US citizenship some time ago. What are your views on the imperialistic actions of your adopted land over the years?’.

‘*shuffles awkwardly* what *cough* do you mean?’.

‘Oh you know. Purchases of Russian and French colonies in the 19th century. Huge land grabs from Mexico, annexation of Hawaii, stuff like that. Appalling treatment of Native Americans as the US drove to fulfil its “Manifest Destiny”. Fighting wars and staging coups everywhere from Cuba to Vietnam via Chile in naked pursuit of economic and political dominance. Stuff like that. I’m sure that your average American is dying to hear your views on these matters’.

‘*shuffle cough* erm, yes well… er…oh goodness me, is that the time? Ah’ve got a spot o’ lunch booked at “Le Bernardin” with Dame Judi and Sir Patrick, the dear, dear boy. Must fly… bye-ee!’.

‘Thank for sharing your valuable time with us Just Al. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio’.

Scottish Daily Express

Nominated by: Ron Knee

And here’s one from Freddie the Frog

Alan C*mming OBE …..Bottler, Coward and Pathetic Excuse for a Man

Personally I’ve never heard of this wanker…..if he walked past me in the street I wouldn’t know who he was. But, apparently, in 2009 he was happy to accept an OBE for services to the dramatic arts or some such bollocks.

Now, FOURTEEN YEARS LATER he has decided to send it back because of “the toxicity of empire”. Oh just fuck off cunt.

Could this be an ageing white man who is shitting himself that, in the wokie media world there won’t be any work for him? Apparently he’s a fucking poof but even that isn’t enough in the mental world of the wokies. A desperate pathetic little cunt.

Fuck off with your pathetic virtue signalling gesture you fucking cocksucker.

(I wonder when race-baiters such as Lenny Henry and Marcus Rashford will do the same thing? – Day Admin)