You don’t want to roil Lloyd Russell Moyle.
At all costs avoid upsetting Lloyd.
Especially on sexual matters.

His piss starts to boil if you disagree with him. Lloyd is paranoid as if everyone’s against him .

Like he should wear a hat made of tin foil. Lloyd Russell-Moyle.

He’s wound tight as a coil ready to explode. Lloyd Russell-Moyle.
His face contorted like a gargoyle.
Lloyd Russell-Moyle.

He strains and…and you feel his underpants could soil when in full flight. Watching him is a really hard toil.

To the lbgtqia+ community he is extremely loyal. Lloyd Russell-Moyle.

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‘creepy weird behaviour’ in the Commons again. Remember the mace episode?
Well this time it is his hugely over the top response to a female Conservative MP’s legitimate concerns about that Scottish bill to bring in self- identification.

Also he went and sat in the conservative benches afterwards according to the Express. ..really weird.

Quickly, I have watched him discussing other political topics and he comes across as reasonably human. But when it gets onto lgbtqia+ rights and such he really does turn into the–‘Russell-Moyle Creature’.

You Tube Link

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

And seconded by: Sick of it

A cunting for chief Cream Puff in the commons, Lloyd Russell-Moyle

In the debate about the Scots Nazis gender recognition reforms (rejected by the UK government) a female conservative MP. Miriam Cates, gave her 2 minutes worth.
In her speech she mentioned having a personal experience in a ladies room (bog) where she felt uncomfortable by a bloke in a dress staring at her (avoid the description trans woman, cos it’s bollocks).

Russell-Moyle then went into one of his girlie fits screaming at her (see the clip in the link), he was quickly warned by the speaker but still went on, then bizarrely sat on the conservative side of the house seemingly in an attempt to intimidate Miriam Cates.

He will probably get away with this behaviour because he is a shirt lifter and like his mate Chris Bryant there appears to be greater tolerance for the ‘gay’ than a straight bloke.
I am sure if a straight blue bloke had done this the outrage would have been multiplied a hundred times.

Express News Link

What the heck has been going on with regard to the Menopause in recent years?

It seems like all the menopausal ‘celebs’ think that they are the first women to ever experience this phenomenon.

I wont name names, as this nomination would go on forever like a school register. Its a bit like the fitness video craze in the 80’s and 90’s; they all think they are now such experts that they need to voice the little they actually know on the topic either in an interview on an idiot lantern morning show, write a press article or at worst write a novel!

Once we had just Menopause; now we have words like – Premenopause, Perimenopause and Postmenopause being used everywhere – TV ads, storylines in TV soaps, endless articles in the papers and magazines etc.

FFS ladies, just accept this unavoidable happening that has been part of the timeline of human life for centuries!

Nominated by: knobrot

And helpful link provided by Geordie Twatt

Here’s a link: Glamour Link

I’m surprised darling Eddie Izzard hasn’t yet given us the lowdown on her experiences with the menopause.

(More info here, Day Admin – Daily Mail News link )

This is the practice of attaching a new product to old online reviews and hoping potential buyers don’t read the actual reviews themselves but are more focused on the fact it has 4 or 5 star ratings.

Amazon is particular is prone to this phenomenon, but most other online retailers probably suffer the same problems with fake online reviews.

An example of Review Merging is where a supplier uploads a cheap but fairly decent product such as a pair of scissors. It is a genuinely good product and receives hundreds of genuine 4* or 5* reviews.

But then the supplier uploads a really meaty product such as a smart phone, or tablet or some other nice looking gadget but isn’t a familiar brand name such as Apple or Samsung but more like Wiota or Sanjina.

Moreover the supplier doesn’t upload this to Amazon as a separate item but they are able to merge it with their existing products (scissors in this example) and they’re able to change the title, the description and photos they go with it. But more importantly is that the existing reviews and ratings (for the scissors) also get merged with the dodgy new gadget.

The gadget in question is cheap and nasty in reality, but by “piggy backing” off reviews from the supplier’s existing reviews it will look to potential customers that the gadget is highly recommended.

It’s only if a customer actually takes the time to read the reviews will they find that the review has absolutely nothing to do with the product (in this example the reviews will be about the scissors rather than the gadget)

In fairness Amazon do try to stamp down on this kind of thing, along with other forms of fake/bogus reviews. But when one considers its sells millions of products every day across the world, along with hundreds of thousands of products and reviews being uploaded on a daily basis, it is no surprise that quite a lot of bogus reviews still remain active and thus conning potential customers.

In summary therefore, don’t just look at the ratings before you buy. Check the reviews themselves for consistency. Also make sure the reviews aren’t bogus either (usually consisting of less than a sentence, or from reviewers with only a handful of reviews against their name)

The following link provides more details

ReviewGeek

Nominated by: Technocunt

I know we’re all about ripping the piss out of mongs and generation idiot, but I thought this little lad deserves a mention.

ITV News Link

Well done that boy, even though in 8 years time, he’s going to be rolling his eyes at her, muttering “I hate you” under his breath, and going out to smoke dope with his boys, innit.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(It’s nice to have the occasional “not a cunt” noms from time to time – Day Admin)

And for my next CUNTING, I give you ITV.com

Their so-called ITVX will not work on my pristine and excellent 6yr old Panasonic TV or PVR.

Having spoken to Panasonic, (a real human) ITV own the app, whose “improved update” has just frozen tens of thousands of us pleb cunts out of using their catch-up service.
Several brands are badly affected, inclusing mega-brands such as Panasonic, Hitachi, HiSense.

So I thought I’d give ITV a call via their Google listed number…. 03448814150 – to be met by the message that ITV no longer operate a switchboard for us pleb cunts and that everything must go through their webshite. So I did. Fucking useless and designed to keep the ITV corporate cunts as far removed from us pleb cunts as possible, just like every fucking cunt council, agency etc.

Found the correct contact, although most give up and fuck off into the void, not wanting to be arsed being messed around with. And they wonder why we despise them, worse, when we get annoyed, are accused of “bullying”. Corporate cunts to the core.
Here is the text of the email I posted on their webshite, I doubt if they’ll respond.

“In your infinite wisdom you decided to nix both my Panasonic TV and PVR so that we can no longer access the hub or “X” or whatever you wish to call it.

This has affected thousands of us who will NOT be replacing perfectly functional equipment, nor watching via a phone/tablet/Computer, as that’s the reason we have a TELEVISION.

I can tell you that Panasonic, HiSense and others are mightily hacked off, but as I see it the only loser is ITV as we use other apps, BBC iPlayer, All4 and channel five to name just three that still work perfectly on a 2016 TV.

Alternatively, send me a voucher for £799 for an up to date unit.

While on the subject of ITVX, who came up with your absolutely appalling, insulting, childish, mindless pile of equine excrement posing as an advert for your service, bombarding us mercilessly and that has me reaching immediately for the MUTE button (God bless the inventor of the remote control) so irritating that it puts me OFF of ITV, and I’m not alone.

I’m not surprised you no longer operate a switchboard, preferring as so many do, to keep us knuckle-dragging proles at arms length, treated like dirt.

Sorry guys, but you have shot yourselves in the foot. No more ITV catch-up, we’ll record stuff if we can be bothered, OR as is now happening, switch channels for alternatives, or, read a book, listen to a CD and leave the TV OFF.

WELL DONE for weaning us off of the TV and saving us the agony of so many of the truly ghastly “woke” adverts” now bombarding us.”

What a bunch of Corporate Cunts, they can now go fuck themselves with a dried barrel cactus.

ITV Website

Nominated by: Sheikh Anvakh

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