A cunting please for Warwick University Students Union. They have voted to change all their catering outlets to vegan only, which will materialise by 2027 and is the 8th student union to go vegan.
So in the space of a generation we’ve gone from complaining about no veggie only crap to now saying you can’t have anything else. And this is being done in the name of our old friend The Climate Crisis.
Oven. With meat in it please.
Nominated by: So Long And Thanks For All The Cunts
The Human race, basically are cunts.
Look at the news right now and there are wars in eastern Europe, the Middle East; at least two there and three in Africa.
In modern history we have had two world wars and in ancient history far too many wars too mention.
Civilisations, What the fuck is civil about sacrifices. Every civilisation I can think of as at some time regarded human sacrifice as part and parcel of their civilisation. Ancient Britons, Romans, Mongols, Mayans Chinese Africans,.honestly , the list is almost endless.
Slavery pretty much the same as the above paragraph. The east Africans do not have a monopoly on creating and degrading their own kind into slavery. Britons, Romans, Slavs, Egyptians, Native Americans and many many more races have enslaved other people throughout history.
Yes The Human race has been cunts towards each other for probably forever.
In the old testament we are told the story of Noah. God was so displeased with human kind that he wiped us from the face of the earth with the exception of Noah and his family.
Basically we humans are/have been cunts to one another forever.
Nominated by: Everyonesacunt
Ever since 7/10 and the cold blooded murder of around 1400 Jews, the British government, the British Met Police, the British Media and a good deal of the British population seem to see antisemitism as something to be relished rather than denounced.
The Met police in particular seem to take the side of Hamas/Palestine and its supports if the recent street demos are anything to go by, with very few arrests for antisemitism or hate crime against Jews. Even the government appear to share the same view, and any descension is immediately dealt with, as Suella Braverman soon found for speaking the truth.
Compare and contrast with France, where the country has the third largest Jewish population after Israel and the USA. The French government and its metro police are of one mind and deal with antisemitism in no uncertain terms, arresting hundreds of pro-Pally, anti-Israel supporters for public hate crime.
Almost 50 French citizens were killed in the Hamas attacks in 7/10, but despite this young French students still support Hamas rather than show any sympathy for its own people killed in the terror attacks.
Even though the contrast of protests of the two countries is very similar, how they are dealt with is widely different. Britain opts for the softly softly approach, preferring instead to criticise/arrest supporters of Israel and/or the so-called “far right”; while in France they literally stick the boot in against anyone charged with antisemitism, and they don’t give two shits what their media or any Libtard group think otherwise.
Yes, the French can be cunts at times, but on this occasion they really do show us up for being Angleterre Surrender Monkeys.
Nominated by: Technocunt
Here we go again, more boys will be girls and girls will be boys nonsense. This time it’s North Hertfordshire Museum rewriting history and declaring Roman Emperor Elagabalus to have been transgender.
An ancient Roman chronicler accused Elagabalus of being a splitarse, a well-known insult of the time. Historians say it was probably just a case of character assassination. But the Lib Dem and Labour wokeists who run Hitchin Council (advised by Stonewall) are creaming themselves, and henceforth the Museum will refer to Elagabalus using female pronouns.
The museum contains artefacts from Alexandra the Great, Matilda the Hun, Julia Caesar (I came, I saw, I took it up the arse) and leader of the Norma invasion, Willamina the Conqueror, who defeated Queen Harold at the Battle of Hastings when Harold was hit in the eye by a flying handbag.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
More on this historical bullshit from Sam Beau below.
It is said that history is written by the victors.
These days it would appear that the LGBQWERTIES want to re-write that history and, I think, they will never stop until everything is aligned with their own viewpoint (on which they cannot agree between the various splinter groups themselves anyway).
So, I would like to nominate North Hertfordshire Museum.
It is to relabel its display about a Roman emperor after concluding that he was, in fact … yep, you guessed it, a trans woman.
Yes, apparently they will now refer to emperor Elagabalus with the female pronouns of `she` and `her`.
It comes after classical texts claim the emperor once said “Call me not Lord, for I am a Lady”.
A museum spokesperson said it was “… only polite and respectful to be sensitive to identifying pronouns for people in the past”.
Basically, I think he was he was just a rather fruity emperor – and they got rid of him for knowing what was in his flowerbeds.
Oh, and look out for Harriet`s Wall if you ever visit Northumberland.
Now let me see… thermos of coffee, check. Cheese and ham sandwiches, check. Camping chair and blanket, check. Book…
Oh excuse me, didn’t see you there. Don’t mind me. I’m just having a final run through to make sure I’ve got everything before I leave the house. It’s for the all-night vigil outside the bookshop. I want to be the very first to get my hands on a copy of Omid Scobie’s new book ‘Endgame; Inside the Royal Family and the Monarchy’s Fight for Survival’.
I’m so excited that I’ll piss myself if I’m not careful; perhaps I should take a pair of incontinence pants along just to be on the safe side. Well it’s only natural to be excited, isn’t it? Apparently the book is what’s known as ‘a bombshell’. Mr Scabies’ no doubt meticulously researched tome will surely bring to light previously unheard facts and deep insights into the lives of the Royals, and will scupulously avoid any material which could be considered remotely contentious or sensationalistic.
If this new work even remotely compares in quality to the creepy-looking Mr Scoobie Doo’s previous megaseller ‘Finding Freedom’, I can confidentially see a Pulitzer Prize for an outstanding contribution to journalism landing in his lap. I’ll have absolutely no truck with those who accuse him of muck-racking for a fast buck, or putting the boot into the royals on behalf of his puppet-masters, the Duke and Duchess of Nutfux.
Well that’s me. Better get off so that I can get right at the front of the queue. The place is sure to be absolutely mobbed. Ta ta for now.
Nominated by Ron Knee, link by Minge Juice Bottler.
More from our Royal Reporter Ron Knee follows.
The Royal Racist
“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Royal correspondent Ron Knee speaking. Our followers will be aware that the publication of weirdo Omid Scobie’s new book ‘Endgame’ is again leading to speculation over the identity of the so-called ‘Royal Racist’. I’m joined by a senior member of the Royal Family, who wishes to remain anonymous, in order to set the record straight on what actually happened. Now, your…er…”
“Good afternoon. Please just refer to one as ‘X’, my good man”
“Well, your Xness, perhaps you’d care to give us your recollection of events”
“Certainly. One recalls that members of the family were taking afternoon tea in the drawing room shortly after the announcement that Meghan was (as dear Philip might have put it) ‘up the duff’. Naturally conversation turned to the er, physical features that might appertain where the child was concerned, that jolly old sort of thing, you know; all quite harmless”
“I see. Please elaborate”
“Mmm… someone raised the question of whether the child might be a ginger after its dear papa, and if a male offspring, whether he might fail prey to premature balding in later life. At that point, one ventured to wonder (quite innocently, I must emphasise) whether or not there might be a touch of the tarbrush there”
“Goodness. What happened next?”
“Well, one was immediately made aware that one might have put one’s foot in it. Her Majesty (who had graced us with her presence) pulled a face as though a malodorous guff had just been let orf under her nose, and huffed that ‘one simply didn’t make that sort of remark nowadays’. One was instantly mortified”.
“Oh dear, what an awkward moment. What happened next?”
“As you say, an awkward moment indeed. One is afraid to say that a deafening silence ensued, until a certain personage, who one shall refrain from naming, attempted to change the subject by making a speculation on Aston Villa’s prospects in something called ‘the transfer market’, one believes it was”
“How extraordinary. Did the atmosphere then return to normal?”
“Well, luck then favoured one with a most opportune distraction. One of HM’s corgis chose that moment to drop an enormous whoopsy on the carpet, necessitating the summoning of a lacky to remove the offending item. One was able to withdraw hastily to one’s private apartments for the rest of the afternoon”
“Naturally I’m sure that IsAC’s many followers will conclude that such speculation was merely the sort of thing that any family would engage in when faced with an addition to the family. All innocent and completely harmless”
“Indeed, all completely innocent and harmless, and that Scobie creature has no right to suggest otherwise. Storm in a teacup and that sort of rot. Fellow’s obviously a wrong ‘un…”
“Thank you Your Xness, for taking the time to set the record straight. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”
One final dose on this nobody from Norman below.
Omid Scobie (and Harry and Megain) are colossal cunts.
Scobie, the chief Markle arselicker, has claimed there has been an ‘error’ in the Dutch edition of his royal sleazefest ‘Endgame’.
This ‘error’ apparently names the senior royals who were so ‘racist’ to the G-List Trailer Trash Opportunist. Of course, we still only have Megain’s word that this even actually happened, and I believe her and Hewitt’s word about as much as I believe in Father fucking Christmas. But an error and not meant? My arse. This whole thing has been arranged by those two self serving devious bastards and their author acolyte. They will now cash in on this ‘revelatory error’ just like they cash in on everything and everybody else. Only, the fuckers will deny they let the cat out of the bag and blame Scobie or the Dutch publishers. Milking it for all it’s worth, still slandering people, while trying to appear blameless and playing the victim. That is Megain and her pet Orangutan all over. Cunt, all three of them.