Nella Rose – A Celeb Apparently

 

A ‘where’s my foot? Oh it’s in my mouth’ cunting for ‘personality’ and ‘influencer’ Nella ‘the Elephant’ Rose. Fat gobshite Rose has just been booted off ‘I’m A Sleb Get Me Out Of Here’, much to my satisfaction.

Now let me state straight off that I’m no afficionado of this show, particularly as it’s hosted by those simpering, talent-free morons Ant ‘Half Man Half Klignon’ McPartlin and Dec Donnelly. Nevertheless the furore surrounding the presence of race-baiting simpleton Rose on the show hasn’t escaped my notice, given the amount of meeja coverage that it’s generated.

Clearly Rose is clued up on Nigel Farage’s views on immigration, as this extract from their exchange on the subject shows;

The Elephant; ‘you’re anti-immigration’
Farage; ‘who told you that?’
The Elephant; ‘er, the internet’

Fucking genius. What an intellect. They’ll be inviting her onto ‘Celebrity Mastermind’ next. I for one can’t wait.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Rachel Maclean MP – Silly Wigger

‘Tory MP apologises over ‘man in a wig’ tweet about transgender rival’

Fucking disgraceful. MP Rachel Maclean has belittled her Green Party rival, Melissa Poulton by referring to the fragrant Melissa as ‘a man in a wig’. As anyone can see from the attached, there is nothing artificial or phony about Melissa.

I think the sooner this wrong thinking transphobe is dismissed from the party and reduced to destitution the better.
It’s a fucking disgrace.

(PMSL – C.A.)

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Leona Lewis – Sends Me To Sleep

In the spirit of the season, I would like to cunt the song One More Sleep by Leona Lewis. God I hate this pile of cunt so much.

Generic love song? Check!
Grating voice? Check!
An inability to hold high notes without sounding like a strangled cat tied to the back of Max Verstappen’s Red Bull? Check!

The worst thing though – even worse than ALL of that – is the fact that it’s endlessly overplayed. Again. And again. And AGAIN. Granted this is the case for other Christmas songs as well, but at the very least most of them aren’t completely terrible.

At least most of them don’t make me react like Richard Hammond every time he hears the merest mention of Genesis. If it wasn’t for Cuntona Lewis being Little Miss X Factor Darling this flaming hot pile of complete dogshit would be consigned to the annals of history, where it belongs.

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Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

Jesse Darling – Taking the Piss Artist

Jesse Darling is the ‘artist’ who has won this years Turner Prize for her exhibition of crowd control barriers, barbed wire and tattered Union Jack flags that apparently reflect her view of the effects of austerity, Brexit, the pandemic, the “hostile environment” of immigration policy and modern British life in general.

“You have to love something to be able to critique it. I was born in this country and I’m looking at what’s going on here. I wanted to make a work that reflected that, and I wanted to make work about Britain and the British public” said Darling.
Judges gushed about her use of common objects like barriers, hazard tape, office files and net curtains “to convey a familiar yet delirious world. Invoking societal breakdown, his presentation unsettles perceived notions of labour, class, Britishness and power”.

Wow! That’s a lot to digest there. Here is me thinking it was a load of old shite that should have been thrown in a skip. I must be missing the nuances of the net curtains and the anti-pigeon spikes. Look, no-one is pretending the country is in a great state because it isn’t but this pile of crap and the waffling of arty farty bellends is both patronizing to people struggling and minimizes the very real problems we face. Maybe a piece on the attack of free speech, radical gender ideology in schools and the denigration of British history would be a more appropriate commentary?

She will now probably be considered the new enfant terrible of the British art world when really its just terrible art. My entry of a rainbow coloured dog shit with an EU flag planted in it was “thought-provoking” but ultimately lacked depth and didn’t speak to the judging panel. Maybe I should have stuck it on top of a traffic cone?

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*Jesse Darling is transgender and in the write-up I refer to her as a female because biological sex is real and it isn’t my job to validate her mental disorder.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Turkish Football is a load of Cunt

All Turkish league football is suspended indefinitely. Just because some fat cunt went on the pitch to twat a referee. Even major disasters like Munich 1958 and Hillsborough didn’t stop the game, and that’s when people died.

But a ref gets a clout and everything grinds to a halt? What a load of shit. When Eric Cantona decked that piece of turd at Selhurst, the reaction to that was mass hysteria. But this? It’s totally off the scale. I thought Turks were men’s men. But they seem to be softarsed easily offended mards as much as everyone else.

And that Turkish referee…. What a shithouse.

Laid up in a hospital bed, with a neck brace on. One punch doesn’t cause that. Visits from the President and God knows how many newspaper exclusives and TV appearances.

The cunt is going to get a bonanza.. All that because of a black eye. What a cunt.

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Nominated By: Norman