A Cunting for Idiot Parents (15)

 

who can’t control and indulge every whim of their idiot children.

For a single bloke with no kids of my own I’ve grown pretty tolerant of children since my twenties, especially after becoming an uncle, but I don’t think my niece would be allowed to ride her bike around a supermarket with her hood up, getting in the way of shoppers carrying boxes of wine and beer.

It doesn’t help when that person is a 19-20-stone builder with a bad back and size 13 boots.

Get out of the fucking way.

Or, as I said at the time as the child vanished from view and collided with my knee, ‘OOOOIIAAAYY!?!’

The mum saw I was fuming and apologised (jokingly) but patted her dear little sprog on its hooded head.

I could definitely feel the steam rising off of my head as i walked across the car park carrying the shopping to my van.

Why do these middle-class tossers have to indulge their brats’ every whim?

Riding bikes around fucking supermarkets when you’re knee high, and wearing your hood up so you can’t see anything or anyone around you?

Is there a man at home? You can bet he’s a wet liberal twat with a man-bun who works from home, or the type who commutes from London and never sees the fuckers, or one of these louche Robert Peston-looking cunts who wear scarfs around their pencil necks until about mid may and red trousers.

Nearly as absent minded as the sister-in-law, the thick twats.

Msn.com

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

Prince Harry – Top Cunt (19)

Harry Prince of fuck all is a 24 carat gold plated cunt,

Turns out this royal buffoon is about to accept an award for services to aviation. Turns out this cunt who makes 2 short planks look like a computer never passed his pilots license and could only be a Co pilot or gunner!

Can you imagine him, what are all these flashing lights, is it Christmas?,,,,, oooh is that a machine gun,,,, no Harry you pleb, those are our soldiers and we haven’t even taken off yet ffs.

Anyway, put down your drinks, this is the best bit, this ginger fuck knuckle is collecting his award alongside Buzz Aldrin. So that’s the level they are comparing this useless fucking orangutan to, you know fighter pilot, first man to walk on the moon and countless other heroic feats having his award turned into some meaning less peace of tat all because Meagain bitch is up for the same award, for doing next to fuck all.

In fact it makes you wonder about what the other royal pilots actually did, cunts to all involved in this fucking farce.

If I was Buzz I would be telling them to insert their award sideways….

Express News

YouTube

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(I wonder if this cunt will volunteer to fly with the RAF should there be a WWIII with the Ruskies? – Day Admin)

Running Up That Fucking Hill, Again!

Is, of course, a song by Kate Bush. Now this cunting is not aimed at Kate. I admire her and always have done.

The song is a good one too. However, I am sick to death of hearing it.

Every radio station – every single one – keeps playing this song. As if it’s the only record that Kate ever made. This is obviously down to that overidealised faux eighties dogmuck Stranger Things featuring the song.

The fact that sundry septics and millennials thought Kate Bush was a ‘new discovery’ and an ‘up and coming singer’ was hilarious enough. But British media is also acting like it is the only thing that Kate has ever done. Do they play Army Dreamers? Breathing? Sat In Your Lap? Or her Number One, Wuthering Heights? No,the cunts play Running Up That Hill . All the time, every time.

I love her as an artist (and for other reasons). But clueless knobheads should know that there is more to her than just one song.

And here is the lovely lady in her pomp with another song…

You Tube

Nominated by: Norman

Lights On – Climate Hypocrisy

A short, specific cunting.

Waaah. Global warming.
Waaah. Icebergs melting.
Waaah. Energy waste.
Waaah. Fossil Fuels are bad.

It makes sensitive, caring people all so goshdarned GLOOMY ..

But wait a minute. Wasn’t the sale of turf banned two years ago? Aren’t new houses not permitted fireplaces/chimneys this past ten years? Isn’t a fuck-all infrastructure mandatory EV catastrophe imminent for the end of this decade, like they wanted?

Aw diddums … what MORE can we do to alleviate the snowflake stress for them?…

I know. Let’s leave city Xmas lights going for a superfluous near-4 weeks through the long January nights …

For fuck’s sake!

Dublin Journal

Nominated by: Cunt’emAll

Sheku Kanneh-Mason

 

is a cunt.

It was only a matter of time, wasn`t it ? …

The quintessence of The [English] Proms.

Bbc news

Perhaps this over-privileged übercunt has missed the entire point of the anthem – the clue`s in the first line of the libretti …

Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?
Wider still and wider shall thy bounds be set;
God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet,
God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet.

This was once a truly Great land.

But those days have gone forever.

Nominated by Sam Beau.

More on this unpatriotic prick from Sixdog Vomit below.

‘Musician Sheku Kanneh-Mason has said Rule, Britannia! “makes people feel uncomfortable” and should not be sung at the Last Night of the Proms.’

‘-Mason was a soloist at the Last Night of the Proms last year. But he said he did not stay to hear Rule, Britannia! being sung at the end of the night.’

Fuck off out of Britain then. Simple answer to a simple problem you racist cunt.

Change our culture because you don’t like it? I don’t care how uncomfortable you feel just like your brethren demand the right to take over the streets of noting hill during the crime fest called carnival, how comfortable do you think a lot of people feel during the annual black crime festival?

And finally a final addendum to this cunting from Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

In support of the above.

This half chat cunt did manage to play his banjo at a wedding though.

‘Kanneh-Mason was 17 when he won the BBC Young Musician Award in 2016 and, two years later, he shot to fame when he played the cello at the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s wedding.’

I am not sure which 2 cunts these are. Baldy sickly looking or baldy ginger half brother? Anyway, if this fucker is so concerned about empire and slavery it didnt seem to bother him playing at a wedding for the biggest beneficiaries of it.
And without Empire he would be in a mud hut in some African shithole. Playing the bongos.