(And yet this bitch doesn’t mind prick-teasing on Instagram! – Day Admin)

I used to have a soft spot (well not so soft actually) for Carol Vorderman. She struck me as a bit of a laugh, a proper lass.

This was before Vorders, like so many other slebs, started to take herself too seriously, and came to believe that the public actually cared two hoots for her opinions on anything.

Firstly she quit her show on the Beeb ‘by mutual consent’ after making a series of increasingly shrill political comments which threatened to breach Auntie’s sacred impartiality rules (Gary Linekunt says ‘hello’). Then she got into a spat with Minister Johnny Mercer regarding accommodation for veterans.

Now she’s in a row with commentator Shaun Bailey, branding him ‘a misogynist’ after he made a comment to the effect that she’s mainly about ‘bum and boobs’.

Now this isn’t to say that Sweet Carol can’t have an opinion. She can, and she’s free to voice it. On the other hand, so can Bailey, and I’d say that in this instance, he’s actually right.

Vorders has been putting herself out there in the meeja for years, shamelessly promoting herself by constantly flashing her tits and arse, and no doubt earning a nice bit of dosh in the process.

Now that she’s been called out on it on air, she’s branded her accuser a sexist. There’s a bit of a smell of hypocrisy here methinks.

I admit that I still would, but only if she wore a gag. Come on Carol, stick to doing what you do best, namely, trading on your still very attractive (if enhanced) assets and appearing on game shows. You know it makes sense.

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Metro News

Nominated by: Ron Knee

One of my aims when putting up a nomination is to look for a bit of humour in the cunting. It’s usually possible, but sometimes there are simply no laughs to be found, and here’s one such case.

Let me introduce cunters to the grim story of ‘The Beastie House’, a shithole flat in sunny Glasgow where an utterly depraved bunch of pa*doph*les subjected kids to a
catalogue of terrifying torments.

The Scottish Sun

What leads people to sink to such depths is beyond me. Each one of these charmers is now looking forward to a considerable stretch at HM’s pleasure after being tried and convicted. I’d give them all a good stretch alright, then stick their heads on pikes in George Square.

Pour encourager les autres.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

What a pair of insufferable cunts they are.

Brought to my attention by Gloria Snockers in the Gail Bradbrook cunting.

They undertook a 4 month journey to Australia without using air travel as they’d given that up in 2002 due to their carbon footprint but were eventually forced to take a plane to complete their epic adventure.

Now that in itself is worthy of a nuclear weapons grade cunting but there was a part in the article that had my cuntdar flashing like Belisha’s Beacon.

It said……Ms Coggins and Mr Simon both gave up their jobs to make the journey with their daughter, which they said required a “monumental amount” of planning. I’ll bet it did.

Now I’m a middle aged bloke and would love to travel and hopefully will at some point but not at 53. I’ve too many financial commitments.

And looking at the pictures it struck me that this brace of utter utter cunts were not that much older than I.

So what enables them to be able to just give up their jobs, just like that knowing that in your 50’s you’re not exactly pick of the bunch in whatever game you’re in??

So I took a cursory look on the inter web to see what I could find on these shit cunts.

Turns out Ms Coggins was a founder member (2012) of the failing Steiner Academy in Frome but resigned along with all the other cunts that founded it in 2019 when the place was condemned by Ofsted.

One of the major liabilities in the last set of accounts is their pension deficit of £500k.

BBC Link.

Shannon COGGINS personal appointments – Find and update company information – GOV.UK

So what of Theo Simon – having a name like that alone deserves a proper brutal kicking with Doc Martins.

Mr Simon it turns out is a singer songwriter with the band ‘Seize the Day’, no me neither, an environmental campaigning folk band.

What’s not to like here.

Seize the Day – Bold, Beautiful, Frontline Folk

But hang on a minute the lead singer is none other than Shannon Smy partner of Theo and the same Shannon Coggins real name Smy founder of the failed Steiner Academy in Frome. So I’m just wondering what jobs have they given up???

Anyway the BBC article states…..

In addition, the inspector noted: “Pupils do not learn about British values and cannot discuss these.
“They are not well prepared for life in modern Britain.”

It really is straight from the leftist greenist playbook.

So how did they afford this jaunt? I can’t really say but Ms Coggins real name Smy or whatever had pension contributions totalling anything between £35k and £70k in the 7 years she helped to ensure the Steiner Academy failed. If you can be arsed to look at the accounts that’s confirmed in there.

The accounts only give the contribution ‘range’ but you can bet your last penny it will be at the top end.

So maybe that helped. I don’t know? I have a good job and earn a good salary in the private sector but only get employer contributions of £3000 a year the rest I have to make up and it’s ‘drawdown’ and not final salary as in the public sector.

Ms Coggins real name Smy was paid £25k a year so if pension contributions were £5k a year that’s 20% of salary or at £10k a year that’s 40%.

Only cunts in the public sector can ever dream of this type of gold plated pension benefit and failure doesn’t matter.

And no doubt Theo, the fucking cunt has a trust fund or similar. Only people who don’t have to struggle pretend that they are in a struggle. Especially in the new era of Victimhood.

There’s a YouTube video of him lecturing us on his environmentalism but as Maggie Thatcher quoted about the IRA they don’t deserve the oxygen of publicity.

Obviously I’ve never met these shit cunts and until the other day had never heard of them either but I actually genuinely hate them and everything they stand for and genuinely hope when they take the plane out of Oz that they’ve been forced to board it goes down in a ball of flames and the last thing they hear is Jerry Lee Lewis singing Great Balls of Fire.

Cunts.

Nominated by : CuntyMcCuntface

These women run an independent cat rescue. On the face of it I have no problem with that, and it seems like a noble enterprise. However, upon reading the story one quote in particular sticks out to me.

“It started with people in the community asking Karen for advice on cat care, but soon spiralled out of control with the boundaries set by her being pushed by people eager to get rid of their cats.”

So, in essence, this all started because they were too weak willed to say no, and they’ve turned the situation into a ‘charity’ because they can’t think of what else to do.

They could donate the poor things to a proper shelter with rota’d staff, especially as they admit that they’re fed up with their situation. But no, they continue to persist with it because doing the sensible thing would mean admitting defeat and having to confront major character flaws on their part. All the while they take passive-aggressive potshots at society for ‘not getting it’ and whine about Lauren’s inability to find a man.

I appreciate that this cunting may not be to everyone’s tastes but I’m sorry, I just cannot tolerate people who refuse to stand up for themselves then play the victim when it all goes wrong. You made your bed you fucking cunts, now lie in it and stop bloody well complaining.

BBC News

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

Jeremy Corbyn is a cunt that just keeps on giving.

Banned from standing for the Labour party for his anti semitic views, this egotistical self opinionated cunt was apparently thinking of standing as an independent in the Lodonstan Mayoral election. Great he would have split the lefty vote and hopefully fucked suck dicks chances.

Now I read on GB news that he is thinking of creating a new left wing party for the general election. Fucking great if that should happen he ought to be able to get many of the peacefuls to vote for him fucking up Kweer Starmans hope of becoming PM. A lot of the Palestinian protest wankers are for the Jewish hating peaceful troup.

Please let this happen.

Corbyn a grade A class cunt and now his cuntishness may just may help the country. Still need to remove Risky Shithat though.

GB News Link.

Nominated by : Everyonesacunt

And here’s a late entry from Ron Knee

Jeremy Corbyn

Regulars on here will know that I’m not a great fan of good ol’ ‘Magic Grandpa’, although I do find it enjoyable to see him regularly making a cunt of himself.

Let’s recall his role in Labour’s anti-Semitism sleaze. Then let’s remember his persistent refusal to condemn his Hamas buddies as the blood-thirsty terrorists they are; even more lamentable in the wake of the October atrocities committed by them.

Now Laughing Boy Jezza is at it again. Iran-backed loonies the Houthis have taken to lobbing missiles at shipping in the Red Sea. After putting up with this for a while, the US and UK decided that enough was enough and retaliated.

I can’t recall cunt Corbyn making any condemnatory statements about the attacks on shipping, but of course he’s fallen over himself to brand the UK’s response as ‘a reckless act of escalation’.

I know Jezza; why doesn’t everybody just let these nutters have a free hand? Just leave Hamas alone to pursue its stated goal to kill every Jew and wipe Israel off the map. Let’s leave the Houthis alone to have their fun attacking ships in the Red Sea. They don’t really mean any harm.

The Standard

Nope, I’m going to point the finger again and say that Corbyn is actually a sinister, swivel-eyed arsehole who appears to hate this country and its values. Lest we forget, this is the man that Queer Charmer and his Merrie Men actually wanted to make Prime Minister.

Thankfully the country had other ideas. I prescribe a good laugh at the cunt as an antidote to to his poison. Come on, join in;

Julia Hartley Brewer Laughing

Ah, that’s better; cheered me up no end has that…