Ricky Ponting

Ricky Pointing is a gobby, gum chewing, finger-pointing, umpire disputing cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Convict Colony
(To the tune of Yellow Submarine)

In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said “put him on a ship, to the convict colony”
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony

12 thoughts on “Ricky Ponting

  1. There was something on the radio the other day about how Australia should import another set of migrant crooks from the Mother Country in order to man the fuck up.
    I’m not sure that a generation of Winstons and Kamrans was what they had in mind, girly cunts.

  2. Brilliant piece of cunting there ASE; in a year where there seems to be a fair bit of excretement flying about, watching the Aussies struggle with the bat like a seven year old eskimo on his first turn with the canoe paddle has rounded the year off VERY nicely.

    ‘Ponting’ – so near, but so very far…..

  3. Elton John is a smug, rich, ott, badly-furnished, civil-patrnershipped, epitome-of-a-bad-parent, spoilt cunt of a cunting cunt.

  4. Michael Gove is a horribly wispy ridiculously overprivileged Tory bumhole, who has spent 25 years in a narrow Scottish windtunnel to achieve his worn in weathered sallow complexion, typical of the type of odious weasly cunt who would decimate the whole British education system without having a fucking clue of the consequences because he is a silly clueless never-worked-a-day-in-his-life-in-the-real-fucking-world jug-eared weaseled face of a cunt

  5. Tamer Hassan is a comedy pseudo cockney warbler of a ‘do anything for a paycheck’ while the bubble is still incomprehensibly going on and further putting the British Film Industry into the mire with every miserable excuse for a ‘cockernee gangstar film innit yooo cunts’ where would I be without Danny Dire holding my pecker up, yeah probably shaving the scrags of doner off the elephant leg in your local New Cross Kebabish Emporium at 3.00 a.m. for fucking fuck’s what is the world coming to, extraordinary lucky man-brick of a cunt.

  6. I could not agree more. Ricky Gervais is an anagram of A complete cunt who is so far up his own arse he could bite off his own kidneys

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