Mr Beau and myself, together with 3 of our 9 children (Akim, Jum & Bim) have just been on a special `Immigration Tour Excursion` in the UK as part of the package deal we got when we arranged a one-way trip in a small rubber boat to these fine shores. (Drinks not included).

We visited several establishments.

Is there nowhere left which just serves ordinary `food` and `drink`?
Instead we have `artisan` bread rolls; `hand-crafted` desserts and the `finest, professionally-selected` wines and ales.

I had a meal the other day, the meat of which had been marinated in rare mountain dew for 6 weeks and served on an eiderdown of saffron-infused pulverised potato together with a trio of 4 hand-picked vegetables.
For £95 that`s the last time I`m ordering sausage & mash from there.
And there was a vegetable missing.

oak house foods

Nominated by Sam Beau.

This worthless piece of “asylum seeker” shit murdered 70-year Terence Carney on a Hartlepool street, 8 days after Hamas massacred 1,200 Israelis and kidnapped a further 240, setting in motion the current war in Gaza.

Earlier that day Alid had attempted to murder another man, forcing his way into his room where he stabbed the man multiple times with a kitchen knife while shouting “Allan’s Snackbar”.

The man fought him off, at which point Alid ran into the street where he came upon Mr Carney, who was out for a regular early morning walk.

All this took place before Israel’s response to the Hamas attack, but Alid told the police his attack was in protest against Israel and the Gaza conflict.

Lessons will not be learned.

BBC News

Nominated by: Mingejuice Bottler

 

deserves a massive cunting.

I have a repair booked in with Domestic and General, and whilst that is ongoing I got a cheap phone as a spare to use in the interim. Unfortunately, the cheap phone comes with a different SIM (Vodafone as opposed to Tesco Mobile). Because of this, I can’t sign in to my account because I need to have a verification text sent to the number on my Tesco SIM.

I can’t tap to confirm that it’s me either because I need the broken phone to do that. Nor can I have a code sent to my email because I need to log in to my account to access it. Basically, if you lose your phone or your phone breaks you’re fucked.

Did Goolag really not think this through?

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt.

Actor David Harewood has said white actors using make-up to play black characters is “a grotesque distortion of race and should always be condemned”.

The star put out a statement after he sparked debate with an interview where he appeared to take the opposite position, saying actors “should be able to do anything” – including use blackface.

bbcnews

So, whiteface is OK is it, David ?

fast company.com

Nominated by Sam Beau.

A bit sexist to start, but we will be the bigger person here..

Six awards, not all bad.
But three jumped out..
A couple of dàrkies who are campaigning about maternal health.

Apparently black women are 5 times more likely to die during pregnancy and childbirth than white women. “Bloody racist “. They have got that number down to 4 times now..
Probably at the expense of white women..

Next some posh bint campaigning for healthier prison food..
Studies have shown if you feed prisoners with steak and lobster every meal, apparently it reduces the risk of re-offending..

Fucking bread and water and a good kicking would be all they would get, if I had my way..

And finally some Syrian who lives here now, campaigning to keep girls in school in Syria..
Fuck knows how that works, other than throwing money at it.
Or bringing more third world people here.

Didn’t see any dinner ladies or lollipop ladies in the list..
Probably don’t tick enough boxes..
Well enjoy your moment in the sun ladies.
Your soon be forgotten..

Daily Fail

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.