Chris Martin

That hippy, tinnitus inducing cunt Chris Martin from Cuntplay.

Fancy calling your poor kid ‘Apple’ for cunts sake! What kind of barnstorming, grandstanding mung bean munching Alfalfa wearing pasty wey faced cunt of person does that?

Good God man, do you have no boundaries of cuntishness?

Nominated by HurlingDervish

John Torode and Greg Wallace

Those two TV cooking cunts John ‘g’day mate’ Torode and his trusty bald speccy cunt of a sidekick Greg ‘cooking doesn’t get much tougher than this’ Wallace.

It doesn’t get much tougher than having to look at your fucking ugly bald pate you former greengrocer midget little leathery cunt. As for Torode, he is just a universal Aussie cunt paste who should have fucked off back over there years ago.

What a fine pair of useless talentless cooking cunts!

Nominated by HurlingDervish

Liam Fox

Ok That’s it, I can’t delay any longer. After weeks of cunts at Political Party Arselicking “conferences”, uber cunt Liam Fox wins the prize of the month.

He’s flick flacking all ways, the cunt, and doesn’t seem to know his arse from his elbow. He’s resigned at last, but I bet someone had to ram a red hot poker up his arse to get him to go. He really is a total and utter cunt – for getting into the mess to begin with, then not doing the decent thing when he was caught with his cabin boy.

What a useless cunt. And he did a crap job, look at the state of our armed forces now. The cunt.

Nominated by Big Al

Oliver Letwin

Oliver Letwin is the sort of cunt who would claim that he was robbed in his own home by some dodgy geezer who came to his door asking to use his toilet at 5am in the morning like you fucking do. Yes I wouldn’t put it past Letwin to come away with that story one day, the cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Rory James Weal

Rory James Weal …………. Is a wee 16 year old clueless lying Labour cock sucking cunt who makes up his own history to give himself an air of being one of the people. A cunt who hates elitist education despite the fact he was at private school and then went to one of England last grammar schools.

A Fabian cunt whose father has a cool 2.25 million in the bank.

Total CUNT