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Dan Whelan

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David Whelan (Chairman of Wigan Athletic Dirty Bastards FC) is a Senile old Blind fuckwitt of a Cunt. His total cuntishness can be seen from the fact that he gave the fucking Tories £250,000.

In dire need of a visit from the Grim Reaper so he can be fucked off from this planet, the Cunt

Nominated by : Ollie Burton’s Granddad

Benjamin Britten

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The only good thing you can say about Britten is that the cunt is dead, so we don’t have to be subjected to any more of his cacophonistic shite.

The man was hailed as the greatest composer of the 20th century. Bollocks he was. That’s a bit like saying Damien Hirst or Tracey Emin are great artists. His ‘operas’ were shite. Crap story lines and total lack of melody. You’d get a better melody by banging together a couple of dustbin lids.

And the cunt is hero worshipped. Why? ‘cos he was a poof ahead of his time? Wasn’t it illegal in those days? Shouldn’t he have got a prison sentence rather than a gong?

Take my advise – don’t go to Aldeburgh this year. It’s the centenary of his birth and there’s going to be a series of events to commemorate the occasion. If you’re not sure where Aldeburgh is just follow the sound of clashing dustbin lids.

Not Mozart. Not Verdi. Not talented. Just the best we had – which doesn’t say much for the rest of the cunts. Cream of the crap. Cunt of musical cunts. Talentless, poofta cunt!

Nominated by : Small Town Man & Dioclese
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I remember old Benji Britten up the West End on adventures doncha know. Loved his little boys – quite a few scandals there but it was all hushed up. Loved alliteration – Peter Pears, paedophile porn – that kind of thing.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Johnathan Cainer

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Johnathan Cainer is a lying, deceiving, spurious, balding, soothsayer arsehole with an ego the size of Jupiter and a job that should qualify him for execution by medical experimentation.

He uses made up words that only an astrological cunt would use.

Nominated by : Stargazer

Oxfam

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OXFAM. They’re cunts too. Parasites wanting you to send them money and your old shit that they can flog to other cunts – who get a sense of smug satisfaction from it, the cunts – so that they spunk the dosh on fucking adverts on tele about cunts starving in third world shit holes while I’m eating my tea.

Try and guilt trip me would you you cunts? How much do the management at Oxfam get paid? Bet it’s a fucking shed load, that’s where the money goes.

Oxfam? Oxcunt more like.

Nominated by : Twathater

David Cameron [12]

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I nominate David Cameron for promising the Dowlers, the McCanns, the Watsons, Christopher Jeffries, etc that he would implement the Leveson recommendations to prevent future Press criminality. But as soon as Leveson was published, Cameron rejected it out of hand (thereby wasting the MILLIONS of public money he spent on the Inquiry) and has not met with ANY of the victims of Press Abuses since then, while he has frequently held secret meetings with senior Press Industry executives.

Cameron is not just a cunt, he is a LYING CUNT. In fact he is not merely a LYING CUNT, but he is an ODIOUS, HYPOCRITICAL, POSH, LYING CUNT. This man needs dragging out into remote field, along with Jeremy Kyle and Piers Morgan, where all three of these cunting cunts can be beaten to a cuntly pulp, thereby erasing their repugnant cuntitude from the face of the planet.

Nominated by : Dan