Michael Gove [3]

Posted on October 31, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Michael Gove is not only a cunt who looks like a fucking ventriloquist’s dummy, but he is the ONLY cunt in the land to publicly and unashamedly SUPPORT the Daily Mail’s vicious attack on the dead father of Ed Miliband.

It goes without saying that anyone who writes or reads the Daily Mail is a cunt too (and Gove’s wife is a DM columnist of course), but Gove’s colossal and comprehensive cuntitude scaled new heights. Oh and by the way, when people were holding street parties in celebration of arch cunt Thatcher’s death, the Daily Mail wrote “this bilious hatred and lack of respect for the dead is a disturbing new low in British life” – shame they didn’t believe the same respect was due when writing about the likes of Ralph Miliband and, previously, Stephen Gately.

Hypocritical fucking CUNTS!

Nominated by: Fred West

Garth Crooks

Posted on October 30, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Can you believe Garth Crooks hasn’t been cunted before?

The arse-licking, knows fuck all but thinks he does, black version of Kermit the frog cunt. I despise this dickhead even more than Adrian Chiles!

He appears not only totally unaware of how fucking ridiculous he is but also to be under the mistaken impression that he is an ‘expert’.

Someone should just tell him ‘Look Garth, you’ve had a good run, made a shed load out of talking shit and being black, now be a good chap, STFU and piss off back to Jamaica, and take Funkazi (wife) with you.

He was top scorer at Stoke on his debut season though. 6. In a fucking year. I shit you not.

Nominated by: London Cunt & Termujin

Football pundits

Posted on October 29, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Please, no more wimmin talking utter shit about football tactics as though they understand it and genuinely enjoy the game.

It’s bad enough having to listen to Mark fucking Lawrenson whining on, but please, no more split-arses on sports shows.

They’ll be having gays on next. The black ticket is usually taken up by semi-retard Garth Crooks, fuck me, if ever there was a reason to deport blacks, he’s it. If he’s ‘busy’, they’ll wheel in either Ruud ‘I’ll shag it’ Gullet or John ‘ that goal against Brazil was the only fucking one’ Barnes, both equally defective in the brain department.

Andy Gray is a cunt of the highest order, btw. And Richard Keys.

Nominated by: Termujin

Lou Reed

Posted on October 28, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Here’s a topical cunting for you – Lou Reed.

I was trying to figure out exactly what to say about this particular arsewipe when I came across this hard to top summing up from a bloke called Scotty back in July 2011 :

“Saw this cunt at Hammersmith Apollo last night. We forked out £150 plus travel for the privilege, thinking its probably the last chance we’d get to see him with him being almost 70……..what a fucking waste of time and money that was. He played one recognisable number, that was Sweet Jane, the rest of the set consisted of funereal dirges which seemed to be mainly open letters to his wife/ex-wife and why he hates her. We didnt drag up there to hear his fucking personal problems, we went to hear some rock and roll, ffs. 24 hours ago Lou Reed was an iconic rock legend to me, today he’s just a fucking cunt.”

But now he’s taking a walk on the dead side. Tributes flowing in from equally pretentious nonentity cunts. Here’s my favourite – a headline in the Telegraph : “Lou Reed created music that will live on for as long as songs are sung.”

Bollocks. Name me three of his finest. Maybe, but I bet you can’t name five!

Nominated by: ChasCMusic

Nicholas van Hoogstraten

Posted on October 28, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

A short arsed vicious cunt who brings other cunts into disrepute. First encountered the malignant dwarf down on the South Coast where he was landlord of some tenement fleapits where a young couple of my acquaintence where renting rooms. He announced the termination of their tenancy by pumping liquid shit through their letterbox.

After some years of terrorising tenants the psycho cunt had aquired a large property empire managed by tossing hand grenades around and hiring hitmen to deal with business. He pulled a ten year jail sentence for that but managed to get out in one. Made some useful contacts inside though.

Now the homicidal midget has emerged as an intimate and supporter of Black Cunt of the Year Robert Mugabe with a vast fortune and the biggest land holdings (1600 sq miles) in Zimbabwe. His lavish donations to the Mugabe regime have been rewarded by substantial concessions in the world’s largest diamond mines at Marange and business oportunities with like minded black leaders across Africa.

Space permits only a brief outline so please follow the link for more:

“Mugabe’s British henchman: Nicholas Van Hoogstraten’s astonishing new life”

This is a cunt on the scale of a Bond villain.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke