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Headphone users

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Best picture I could find of a cunt wearing headphones…

Nowt wrong with using the things in your own home. But when I see these cunts outside with them… I don’t mean small, or even the old Walkman type of headphones, I mean those cunts who parade around with those ridiculous things on that are bigger than Mickey Mouse’s ears (and are usually in ridiculous colours Dayglo orange or silver!).

Is someone really so thick as to wear a big and expensive item on their stupid heads in a city centre in broad daylight? Obviously they are. Don’t these pillocks realize that they won’t be able to hear anyone creep up behind them to nick their status symbol rich kid Disney ears?! Anyone who goes around with these stupid things on might as well have a sign on their backs saying “I’m a tosser! Mug me!”

Nothing screams “I’m a twat” more than going around a busy town with a pair of giant 300 quid, light-up headphones on your bonce…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Len Goodman

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Len Goodman – the simpering old cockney barrow boy done good who pollutes Saturday night prime time on Strictly Come Dancing.

He is the BBC’s answer to Simon Cowell,

Len is fucking cunt of the highest order. You only have to see him mince about on SCDITT like he is the nations sweetheart and not many people know, his catchphrase “SEVEEEEEN” actually relates to the age of boys he likes to teach to tango.

Inane, vapid, vacuous, cretinous, imbecilic cunt that he is!

Nominated by: Jabba the Slut

( Apparently his new wife reckons he’s shit hot in bed. She probably needs to get out more. Ed. )

Des O’Connor

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Des O’Connor is hereby nominated as a cunt.

Not for his musical cuntistry, but for the fact he has just given a character reference in Court to that vile cunt and sleaze merchant Max Clifford. Des says he finds Clifford “charming” which leads me to wonder who else Des finds charming – Harold Shipman? Piers Morgan? Iain Duncan Smith? Heinrich Himmler? What a fucking cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West

Max Clifford [3]

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This is an emergency cunting of newly-convicted kiddie-fiddler (and Alistair Darling lookalike) Max Clifford. The media are referring to him as the “King of Spin”. King of Cunts, more like.

If anyone was the physical embodiment of a sinister, dead-eyed paedo cunt, it’s Clifford. A sanctimonious hypocrite who publicly damned Savile when those allegations emerged, Clifford has spent his career claiming the moral highground while simultaneously preying on teenage girls. And any cunt with half a brain could see that most of the “stories” Clifford promoted were fabricated. He damned others for lying, while spending most of his time lying too.

Well, now at last there’s good news: his career is over, his company is finished and come Friday this paedo scum is going to be banged up B Wing where he belongs. Come on Clifford, you vile cunt – prove you’re not a coward as well as a paedophile by killing yourself before you’re sentenced, you sad, sick CUNT.

Nominated by: Fred West

The BBC [12]

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My reasons for nominating the BBC are as follows:

1. They think we should pay a TV License fee when there is NO OBLIGATION to pay them,
2.They support fucking children
3.They are fucking big nosed Jews
4.They commission and create Dr Who, The One Show & Top Gear, Eastenders – the list is endless
5.They employ Bruce Forsyth, Claudia Winkleman, Zoe Ball, Alan Sugar, Alex Jones, Julia Bradbury, Graham Norton, Micheal McIntyre, Gabby Logan, etc etc (that is enough to prove they are worthy of the title CUNT
6.They pollute our children’s minds with Blue Peter and all the other sexualised peado crap they punt out on CBBC & CBeebies
7.Because I fucking say so!

Nominated by: Fucking Dirty Gusset Stains

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