Vic Reeves

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Vic Reeves is about a funny as bowel cancer. Stale as a tramps punts.

A false, condescending, arrogant deluded twat who claims to know it all, but in fact is as thick as a swimming pool full of horse shit.

Prick and Bob indeed, you cuntbubble.

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish

Bruce Forsyth [3]

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Knowing our fucking luck, that cunt Brucie will be around for another 20 years.

20 years!! Fucking hell, I don’t think I could take another year of that square jawed unfunny old cunt on my telly let alone another 20.

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish

“Nice to see you, to see you nice!” – I don’t think so.

Strictly a cunt dancing. Fuck off, you cunt!

Nominated by: Dioclese

The Chinese

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The Chinese are rude miserable cunts who come here, set up fucking rancid takeaways and soak up the benefits of our society whilst putting nothing back in.

“Vely, vely good mr Clamoron” For fucks sake.

The Chinese prop up North Korea, a desperate shithole of mad slitty eyed gooks who eat thier own people and stick most of then in death camps. Led by a fat yellow ugly evil little stunted cunt who was educated in Switzerland.The Chinese cunts use North Korea as a dog to bark at the west.

And stupid cunts in the west still buy tons of crappy shit from the chinky bastards!!

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish

Ed Miliband [5]

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Ed Milipede is a cunt. First of all, for bragging that he’s bringing back socialism. Who told the cunt there was a demand for it? What lying sack of rat vomit looked Milibong in the eye and said ‘boss, we’ve been out on the streets, and what the entire population of the UK told us was, we want socialism. Well, the ones who spoke English did anyway’.

There’s also the fact that the cunt took to the stage to do his ‘I’m one of you poor plebs’ act…whilst wearing a fucking £750 tailor made suit. Actually, he should be cunted just for giving Chuka ‘Britain’s Obama’ Umunna a place on the front bench. Britain’s Obama. Not unless he’s talking about Cyril Obama, a toilet attendant from Barnsley.

Being a politician, Militwat is expected to talk shite, but this cunt really goes above and beyond with it. He almost makes Clegg look honest.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw