And you can’t even enjoy a nice church service as the vicar will be a fat lesbian doing the ‘job’ to get access to little girls to fist them up the cunt.
And the congregation will be 5 old cows smelling of piss in their cat-skin coats and lampshade hats.
Nominated by: Fuck Easter
He of the swallow dive when he scores a try.
Never kind that Ulster were ripped off by a cunt of a French ref tonight, to see that smug hateful cunt of all cunts Ashton with his theatrics crossing the try line. Fucking cunt.
I sincerely hope he lands on his fucking neck one day.
Angry, moi?
Nominated by: Dan
Just when I’ve sat down on the lav for a good stiff shit, one of these cunts phones up with some “unmissable offer”, thus spoiling my enjoyment of the moment. Just fuck off you cunts, if I want something, then I’ll get it from the shops. I don’t need some spotty faced cunt telling me what a great product or service they have, I’d much rather spend my spare time in the best, most rewarding and long lasting way, by a complete evacuation of my healthy bowel.
“Have you claimed your PPI back yet?” – No, but I’ve just squeezed out an enormous log, you cunt !
Nominated by: who put the cunt in scunthorpe
His latest fuckmupery is supporting the dead-eyed sack of filth, Maria Miller, for thieving, bullying, lying, and other Tory core values.
David Cameron is loathsome cunt shit. He says his foreign aid budget is his proudest achievement (giving our money away – £620 per household in Britain in the fiscal year 2013-2014). David Cameron is a lying corrupt cunt. The truth is most the £11.3 billion a year set aside for overseas aid goes to thieving Tory cunts acting as consultants, and what is left over is thieved by dictators and foreign politicians who are pals of the filth in parliament (and give them nice holidays and presents + cash in brown envelopes).
Cunt Cameron is extremely proud of selling off the post office cheap to his pals (thereby thieving a £billion from taxpayers). He has no shame or remorse. His time in office is all about how much he can thieve to enrich himself and other Tory filth at the expense of the poor.
Every single thing Cunt Cameron does is dishonest and corrupt. This High Speed 2 railway is bollox. £75billion to a £100billion for a journey that will be 15 minutes faster. You can smell stinking corruption of Cunt Cameron on this project. Tory filth will be thieving 1,000s of £millions of taxpayers money (just like the Olympic horse-shit).
David Cameron is a filthy evil cunt. He is a liar without a shred of honour, humanity or decency.
The motto of criminal Tory filth, under this diabolical malignant cunt, Cunt Cameron, is, “never tell the truth, never resign, thieve as much as you can from the poor to give to the rich and for yourself.”
Nominated by: Alice
He sold Ronaldo for 80 fucking million! And he didn’t even attempt to replace the boy with said 80 million (those Glazer filth sucked it up instead!).
Embarrassed MUFC and pissed off major shareholders (Coolmore Mafia) over some racehorse spunk (which led to…)
Dropping his keks and giving them his (and United’s) arse when the Glazers came to Manchester. Took their dollars, licked their arses, and crippled United with debt. Fergie still won’t hear a bad word against the American carpetbaggers, even now he has retired…
Told two longstanding and loyal matchgoing reds who complained to him about the Glazers to “Fuck off and watch Chelsea if you don’t like it!” (this is true!).
He bought that useless cunt, Bebe… For the price of six Bryan Robsons or seven Eric Cantonas!
Choosing David Moyes as his successor….
He has sold his soul to the devil (Glazer), sold out true supporters, and he is a judas cunt!
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside