Hugh Grant

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I humbly nominate Hugh Grant to be included in your esteemed list of cunts. Is there a more fucking doe-eyed fop of a cunt on the planet?

The worst thing is that the Yanks love him and are convinced we’re all a bunch of squint eyed Eton educated mother-loving gooey cunts that wouldn’t say boo to a moose. He steps into my boozer and I’ll twat the embarrassment out of him…cunt!

Nominated by: Fleaboy

George Osborne [5]

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George Osborne, an idiot cunt that can’t even do kindergarten arithmetic. He says the UK is growing economically and well on the way to recovery.

Just do the simple numbers:

GDP growth for fiscal year 2013 – 2014 (1 April 2014 to 31 March 2014 ) is 1.9%
Government borrowing for fiscal year 2013 – 2014 £107.7 billion
UK GDP for fiscal year 2013 – 2014 is said to be £2.5 trillion
Therefore borrowing = 4.3% of GDP (107.7 / 2,500)

If you borrow £10 you are not £10 better off – you have to pay the £10 back + interest (so you are £12.50 worse off).

Simple arithmetic shows that the UK economy shrank by 2.4% in the fiscal year 2013 – 2014 (borrowing of4.3% – growth of 1.9%). Borrowed money in not wealth. It has to be paid back. But the dirty evil pedophiles, sodomites, rapists and evil tax evading thieves in parliament, will never pay a penny of the debt they create. The national debt is loaded onto the poor.

More lies from the cunt George Osborne.

Inflation for most ordinary people is now 10%+ (just look at the price of a loaf or a sausage). GDP is a fucking lie (it incorporates the multiple recycling of money thieved from the poor by the dirty evil pedophiles and sodomites in parliament), and incorporates the housing bubble – whereby the criminals of the world use UK property (especially London) for money laundering and hiding wealth (obtained by criminal means).

George Osborne is dirty evil worthless idiot cunt. All the cunt does is thieve from the poor to give to the rich.

Nominated by: MPs are pedophiles and sodomites

( In the interests of political balance, it should be pointed out that Gordon Brown and Ed Balls can’t fucking add up either! Ed. )

The Feminista

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Been bombarded and thoroughly arsed with this story doing the feminista friendly rounds at present. Only thing to do is to cunt it.

It has not escaped notice that the feminista misogynist cunts are getting a fine old head of steam up in the Guardian, on Panorama and on Channel 4 ect ect about reclaiming the use of the anglo-saxon epithet, “cunt”. Usual suspects such as Harman, Greer, Caitlin Moran ect, ect blame blogging on the internet (surely not) and proclaim outrage at its use as a term of abuse. What a load of cock.

Bugger me if I know, but why are fillies so obsessed with their cunts? They bejazzle ‘em, Brazilian ‘em, and generally femfresh ‘em and whip ‘em out after a few sherberts to entice and ensnare. An item, let us be frank, that in its unvarnished state, smells like a decidedly iffy and very whiffy fillet of fish from the reduced section orf the Co-Op. Dare to decline the offer and one is whacked around the bollocks with charges orf male misogyny and worse. MM – the new leprosy.

Now if any of you young fellow me lads intend to take that fatal step into eternal servitude may I council at least a close shufti at the filly’s dam. That biting prussic tongue, that sagging arse, those tits swinging like a pendulum in a grandfather’s clock. That, dear hearts, will be your beloved in years to come. Take it from one with previous. Generations of Stokes’ have replenished the family coffers by marrying ugly women with money. Delude yourselves now about her finer points but Tempus will fucking Fugit.

Many are the poor young lads that have been scarred for life by their first faceful of the female pudenda and the fillies wonder why it is used as a term of abuse. That mantrap – so difficult to enter but once in, impossible to escape – is a cunt.

Male Misogynist? Moi?

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Justin Welby

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The Archbishop of Canterbury is a cunt for interfering with matters that are no business of his i.e. Food banks etc.

If you give something away for nothing of course people will take it!

Nominated by: Steve

A cunt who lives in a grace and favour palace in London and swans around in silk and jewels has no place lecturing anybody about poverty.

You don’t know what poverty is, you cunt!

Nominated by: Pope Bendy Dick

Germaine Greer

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Germaine Greer is going off on one again, rambling on about how with online porn and internet trolls women have never had it so bad…

Yes, the silly dried out old cunt thinks women, with their longer lifespans, better education, superior healthcare and reduced likelihood to suffer violence have it worse now than they did 100 years ago! This daft old cunt thinks the advent of internet porn (the old cunt should be pleased men have another outlet instead of real cunts…) and twitter trolls (aww, did the nasty man call you a bad name? Cunt) the web has become a “forum for the loathing of women”.

No Mzzzz Greer, I don’t loathe women, I loathe saggy, cunty old hypocrites like you, who will label all men as raging child rapists yet will publish a book extolling the “beauty of the pre-adolescent male” (check out Germaine Greer’s The Beautiful Boy if you don’t believe me, a book that, in Greer’s own words is “full of pictures of ‘ravishing’ pre-adult boys with hairless chests, wide-apart legs and slim waists”.)

So if you don’t mind, shut your mouth, keep your head down, and go back to your gardening you bitter, stupid, withered old cunt.

And for fuck’s sake put some makeup on…

Nominated by: Colin Murray’s Brain

( …and some clothes FFS! Ed. )