The EU are Nazi cunts! Fuck Brussels!
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Andy Murray [7]
This dour, ugly, sweaty Scottish cunt must rank as the most unlikeable sports person on the planet. The cunt gives off an aura of “Fuck you all” to such a degree, it boggles the mind why any tournament organiser would want the cunt there. If he doesn’t win it’s because some other cunt cheated or he has strained his sphincter when smashing up yet another racket. If he does win it’s because he is a living legend and no one else is fit to even look at him.
The worst thing surrounding the whole carry-on is that the English adopt the Scottish cunt once a year, when he turns up at Wimbledon and proceeds to swear and sweat his way through the entire tedious event.
Fuck off Murray. Stop asking the ball boys and girls to bring you your rancid sweaty towel in between every shot, and at least show some humility to acknowledge that you play a poncy fucking game for a living.
Nominated by: KiwiCunt
Betting ads
Every fucking sports programme on the box these days is interrupted and peppered with bloody adverts encouraging people to gamble… Whether it’s that cartoon cockernee buffoon, Ray Winstone (“Bet Free Six Foive! Naaar!”), that shouty Italian commentator twat, or those cunts in sombreros with that crappy Beyoncé music. Then there’s the commercials for casinos, roulette, online poker, William Hill, and ever other bookie in Britain… It’s just total overkill…
So telly here in the UK is not allowed to advertise fags, cigars (those Hamlet ads were ace!) or baccy any more. Booze is hardly advertised these days (unless it’s some pretentious Guinness ad, a twatty Strongbow ad, or that funny looking Grouse thing at Xmas!). But it is perfectly acceptable to encourage people to bet, gamble and get into possible debt or even an addiction?!
Anthony Burgess said “They took away our opium, and they gave us beer and football”
A 2014 version could go like this:
“It’s now frowned upon to drink and smoke. But, hey, it’s OK to gamble… Give us all your money that way, and dig yourself a potential hole into the bargain!”
Pure working class screwing, hypocritical capitalist cuntery…
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
( Fancy a flutter on the EU elections, Norman? Ed. )
David Dickinson [3]
The Tango coloured queen of Antiques. Everything about him screams “fake”, from his spray on tan, to his retro “spiv” suits, surely this specimen qualifies as the prime cunt of TV antique celebrities?
Nominated by: Toadspanker
Hector the Inspector
HMRC are cunts. ‘Nuff said.
Nominated by: Hugh Jass
Nice one, Gideon! You managed to slip one past us in the budget by letting HMRC take money directly out of our banks in exchange for using perfectly legal tax avoidance schemes. But it’s OK ‘cos you can always appeal afterwards and if you win, they’ll give it back.
FFS! I’m forced to agree with Hugh Jass on this. You’re piss taking cunts.
Nominated by: Dioclese