Banksy

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That Banksy cunt wants to meet a proper artist. It’s all done with stencils, and all his flunkies do most of the work…

It’s a shame there’s no time travel. Caravaggio would outpaint this clown while pissed out of his skull and with his eyes shut (and without fucking stencils and spray!). Old Caravaggio would then challenge Bansky to a poker game (and take him to the cleaners!), then challenge him to a duel, and the knock seven shades of shite out of the fraudulent fucker.

Seems the cunt has been caught on CCTV: dressed as some kind of workman. He won’t get nicked though (I’d put bets on it!). Going around disguised as ordinary, honest working folk, while he and his toadies spray shit on walls in the middle of the night?! Sounds like a fucking weirdo to me…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Why do you think the cunt styles himself “Banksy”? Touch of post-modernist irony donchaknow. Every time he gets one of his stooges to stencil a “creation” on a khazi wall vast sums of dosh appear like magic in his bank account

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Eurovision

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Eurovision – the only time a cuntfest of talentless individuals all singing in one place ever comes close is a Royal Variety Concert or of a Take That reunion. And lets not get started on that Mincing Cunt Norton.

Nominated by: Bloke in Holland

I had the misfortune to switch on the TV and catch an eyeful of Austria’s absolute cunt of a Eurovision entry last night. Some bloke (I think) wearing a dress and dolled up like a ten quid slapper.

It will probably win too due to being so ‘brave’ as to come out with a full fucking beard dressed as a tart.

Stupid cunt.

Nominated by : Odins Balls

Oh yeah, Eurovision. It will be won by someone from scandinavia or the ex soviet states. No song from eurovision has charted in a high position since about 1992, so what was the point? And how is Israel or Russia part of europe? Was it supposed to unite us? Wonder who the Ukraine jury will vote for this year. Actually I don’t care.

Nominated by: The Oncoming Fart

Football

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I went to football match once. It was fucking shit. Loads of fat cunts were shouting at the retards on the pitch. I left after 10 minutes.

Nominated by: Bobby Chartcunt

Football is a boring, overrated game played by overpaid primadonnas who think they’re something fucking special just because they can kick a ball.

Nothing but surrogate warfare for brain-dead tribalist wankers. Should be fucking banned.

Nominated by: David Fuckham

Euan Blair

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This feckless cunt, the progeny of Blairzebub himself and the unholy union of a Scouse communist and a bear trap, is up for being parachuted into the safe Labour seat of Bootle. Labour in Liverpool is an oxymoron as no cunt has a fucking job.

The short arse fucktard went from being caught underage drinking to working for Morgan Stanley, a bunch of banker cunts, and now wants to get his snout in the MP trough. Aggressive arse cancer is too good for this pampered twat.

Labour is even more nepotistic and incestuous than the fucking tories.

Nominated by: Occams Razor

The Establishment

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The entire British establishment are cunts.

If they’re not fiddling their fucking expenses or finding new ways to screw up the lives of ordinary working people, then they are covering up the actions of predatory paedophiles. The worst thing about this 1970s child sex scandal is how many people fucking knew about the actions of cunts like Jimmy Savile and Cyril Smith. Christ, being abused would be bad enough but being abused by that fat, northerner cunt would have been hideous.

The establishment cocksuckers at the BBC let that fat cunt Salmond get away with racist shit that, had Nigel Farage (also a cunt) said it, they would be coming down on him like a ton of fucking bricks? Why are UKIP (total and utter cunts) always lumped together with the BNP and the French National Front when the most poisonous racism in British politics comes from the bastard SNP?

The Tories are all cunts. Cameron only allows upper class cunts he bummed at Eton into his Cabinet. The fact that the media (all of whom are establishment cunts) takes seriously the idea of Boris Johnson as Prime Minister just shows that talent, intelligence or the ability to not talk out of your fucking arse has no place in 21st century Britain. The only thing that matters is that you spent your formative years slamming your cock in refrigerator doors with other inbred cunts at private schools run by child-abusing fucktards.

Labour are no better, “workers” party full of human rights lawyers (CUNTS) and associated pseudo-intellectuals who have never done a day’s work in their lives. The best way to get a safe seat in today’s Labour? Be the the offspring of some cunt who has already had their snout in the trough for years.

The whole system is irredeemably corrupt and cuntish. We need a French-style Reign of Terror followed by a Chinese-style Cultural Revolution.

Wipe out this vermin!

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

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