Gerry Adams

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Worth reminding ourselves who this rat faced oirish cunt is. Son of Gerry Adams Snr and has a son called Gerry Adams Jnr. Can you guess the name of his grandfather? Why Gerry Adams. Obviously not much imagination in the family or a lot of incest. Indeed our Gerry has shed tears on air when talking about the abuse he received from his paedo father.

Is it possible to question his loyalty to the Parliament in which he served until 2011 or at least claimed expenses? Well Adams Snr set a fine example during WWII by helping the Nazi war effort by taking part in IRA operations against British forces. We do not forget that Lord Haw Haw was a mick.

With a slippery Fenian cunt like Adams it is always important to listen to what he does not say rather than to what he does say. Remember “putting arms beyond use”. Did not mean they were being destroyed as part of the peace process, just hiding them in a hole somewhere in Donegal (bandit country). Likewise his statements about Jean McConville. He has said that he was not involved in her abduction and her murder. It may be strictly true that he did not get his own hands dirty but it is a coaches and horses statement which still allows him to have participated in the planning and sanctioning. Typical Adams speak.

Have knocked around Northern Oirland meself in the ’70s and ’80s and had me old Bentley driven orf the road in bandit country by some paedo provo cunt in a van just because I was sporting English number plates. No secret then that Adams was an IRA brigade commander who went on to become chief of the whole shooting match. Adams is a typical two faced IRA cunt with a vast catalogue of previous. He is as guilty as hell. If he becomes a further embarrassment to the IRA there are plenty of arms buried in Donegal that can be returned to use.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

( Is this the same guy that played with Gerry and the Peacemakers? Ed. )

James Corden [2]

“Ooo! Love that footwork, David!”

This fat fuck has the face and grace of a pig. Yet the cunt is so far up his own arse he can chew rubber at johnnies that fell off his dad’s knob, and then got pushed right up his colon by his mum with a milk bottle.

Corden has no talent whatever but seems to get work as a token fat bastard. He can’t sing and instead makes high-pitches mewing noises like a cat straining to shit hair-balls. His jokes are unfunny insults about victims who are defenseless (as if he is pissing on a sleeping tramp), catering for IQ56 Jimmy Savile fans (who it seems are now his fans). His acting is that of a desperate fat bastard haranguing a disjointed sequence of onomatopoeias at a terrified child he has tied to chair with barbed wire.

The sad shit is that he taking over from the ultra-lame cunt (and professional token black) Lenny Henry, as a charity show presenter. Even though everybody hates the cunt Corden, the fuck-pigs at the BBC, Sky, and ITV will still keep putting the lame loathsome cunt on the box to present charity shite (maybe he is good at extorting money from the poor so TV producers can go to Africa for free to sodomise babies to death and shove sticks up women’s arse-holes).

Nominated by: Fatty Arbuckle II

Ed Miliband [9]

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It’s funny how Miliband’s recent trip to Israel has suddenly washed away the atheist he’s claimed to be for years and jump started his Jewish faith. As Dioclese points out in his blog, he’s shown his ignorance by announcing that he wants to be the first Jewish PM. He’s a bit late for that, since Benjamin Disraeli has beaten him to it by about 150 years.

One of his best comments was his claim he was an atheist who had faith in God. Which to me at least shows what a dumb shit Miliband is, since the whole concept of atheism is that you have faith in the fact that God doesn’t exist. His claim was a classic example of the word ‘OXYMORON’. With the emphasis on MORON.

The best picture from his trip to his spiritual Motherland, was the one of him playing football with a Palestinian child. This was no doubt supposed to make him look like an ordinary, caring, man of the people, statesman. The look on his face though makes it clear that, along with beer, Ed also doesn’t do football.

To be perfectly honest, I’d rather see Bob the Builder as Prime Minister than this geeky, buck toothed, weird voiced, twat who looks like an axe murderer. The worst thing though, is if Labour win the next general election, we’ll get that evil, arrogant, egomentalist Ed Testicles as Chancellor. A man who makes Gordon Brown look electable.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Maroon 5

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Maroon 5 are utter cunts!

Every Saturday our local has a bit of a disco near chucking out time… Some cunt always plays that “Moves Like Jagger” bollocks… The words are shit, the tune is shit, the video is shit, and the singer is a wanker.

Why not just play a Stones dancefloor filler? Get Off Of My Cloud, The Last Time, Brown Sugar, Miss You, Satisfaction etc.

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Headphone users

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Best picture I could find of a cunt wearing headphones…

Nowt wrong with using the things in your own home. But when I see these cunts outside with them… I don’t mean small, or even the old Walkman type of headphones, I mean those cunts who parade around with those ridiculous things on that are bigger than Mickey Mouse’s ears (and are usually in ridiculous colours Dayglo orange or silver!).

Is someone really so thick as to wear a big and expensive item on their stupid heads in a city centre in broad daylight? Obviously they are. Don’t these pillocks realize that they won’t be able to hear anyone creep up behind them to nick their status symbol rich kid Disney ears?! Anyone who goes around with these stupid things on might as well have a sign on their backs saying “I’m a tosser! Mug me!”

Nothing screams “I’m a twat” more than going around a busy town with a pair of giant 300 quid, light-up headphones on your bonce…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside