Prudential Bike Ride

Posted on September 2, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The Prudential Bike Ride is an absolute CUNT!

This morning I am meant to be taking the mother in law to the cemetary in Gunnersbury to pay her respects on the anniversary of her husbands death, followed by a visit to her favourite fishmonger, pets at home and B & Q to get some plants to cheer her up.

But no.

Instead I am a prisoner in my own home due to the entirety of West London being gridlocked because a bunch of lycra clad Scania fodder need the A4, the hammersmith flyover, the Cromwell road and the A316 closed off so that they can wiggle their arses at the cunt behind in a procession of maximum cuntishness.

Already had one head on collision on our road where an impatient cunt decided to drive on the wrong side to try and turn right….straight into another car.

Prudential can go and fuck their collective mums with their AIDS riddled micropenises if they think they will ever get my business after this fucking fiasco.

And I hope the cyclists headbutt an oncoming HGV.

FUCK YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU, YOU BUNCH OF STD INFECTED VAGINAS!!!

I HOPE YOU ALL DIE SCREAMING!!!

Nominated by: Odins Balls

Chris Froome

Posted on September 1, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Chris Froome is an arrogant worthless cunt. He rides round the fucking Tour de Cunts, bombed out of his mind on booze and drugs, dressed in a faggot outfit on a child’s toy and then complains when normal people spit at him and throw piss at him.

If he came near my house, I’d throw dog shit at him, but that would be a waste of good shit. For fucks sake froome, grow up and buy a car, you mingebag and face facts – you’re a first class cunt !

Nominated by: Little Lord Cuntleroy

The WWF

Posted on August 31, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The WWF (fraud cunts) is a joke. It doesn’t do much at all. In fact you can make more in the exotic animal trade then the drug trade and if you do get caught you only pay a small fine.

The world was up in a rage over Walter Palmer but the fact of the matter is there is much worse hunters then him.Poachers, loris trade cunts which takes their teeth off with nail clippers and cunts in the ivory trade. Pretty soon there will be no elephants left.

I guess its easier to get mad at a individual who gets a few questionable kills then groups who take out massive amounts of animals for money and greed. Pretty soon there will be no endangered animals left because of these bloody dumb cunts.

Nominated by: Titslapper

Rita Ora

Posted on August 30, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Rita Ora is a cunt…

This tuneless bint is basically (like Rihanna. Cyrus, Perry, Minaj etc) another slag masquerading as a singer. She will do any old crap if the money is right (how else can you explain appearing on both The Voice and The X-Factor? Ora is another one who flashes the lot and does suggestive videos, then complains about the press not respecting her or her privacy.

Then there’s the whole Cara-Delevingn (another cunt!) being her ‘Wifey’ and other such cod-chav bullshit. Not to mention her seeing off more blokes than World War I (That Calvin Harris would shag anything, and he does!)

I remember when female singers and musicians had a bit of brains and substance (Laura Nyro, Kate Bush, Joan Armatrading being some of them) but now female popular music is just one big peep show with a very crap soundtrack, thanks to the likes of Ora and all those other twerking tarts…

And she looks (and sounds) like Sy Snootles from Jabba The Hutt’s house band.

Nominated by: Norman

Skrillex

Posted on August 29, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I’d like to cunt Skrillex, the fucking phoney cunt, for infecting people with his robotic diarrhea music devoid of any real talent. It’s a good thing all his fan fags are too high on ecstasy or on methamphetmine to realize how shitte his music is.

I dislike Skrillex for multiple reasons but mostly for why his fabled “drops” sound like a down syndrome android taking a dump through a vocoder. How that is genius I will never know! I don’t hate all EDM but most of it is shite. No dubstep or brostep song that was made will be remembered or of serious quality in 20 years. Especially from this skrillex cunt. It will be a fad that will die, hopefully sooner than later.

Ultimately it will be remembered as a particularly embarrassing fad that testifies to the fail of cunts who are failed musicians. I’m also pretty sure this bellend gets fake views on youtube because I have no clue how 200,000,000 people think this is good music. Also to note is how he has plaguarised most of the founders of dubstep, brostep, EDM and other shite masquerading as music.