It is true! Santa is a cunt!
If he could be bothered to do his job properly he wouldn’t have to use cunts like Yodel and the Post Office, so stuff would arrive on Xmas morning as its supposed to, saving us all the hassle of spending 45 mins on hold to finaly get hold of some young wanker that can’t be arsed and doesn’t give a fuck only to find yourself talking to a fucking telephonic abyss and then having to start again listening to fucking greensleeves and your call is important to us before being diverted to fresh pesh from Bangladesh who you then get cut off from,so you give up……
So santa is a cunt. The one thing he has to do and he fucks it up!
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
He is a fat cunt.
I’ve asked for a supercharger for the motor, in good time, for 3 years running. All I keep getting is a bottle of Pacco fucking Rabanne!
Maybe I should just pour it in and see what happens?!
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Just to say thanks for a great website without any of that PC bollocks that blights the country. I dont agree with all of the comments, but I do with most of them !
If I am on during the break, I will be drunk and making no sense, so no real change
Have a nice winterfest
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Cheers, Andy… Same to you..
Lady Ga Ga is also a cashing in on Christmas cunt… A new ‘news story (for fuck’s sake!)’ about the tuneless chickboy getting a ‘surprise’ present of a white gee-gee off her record label… Not that it’s a carefully arranged stunt or anything… That bottom ‘Instagram’ photo is a professional job for a start… Surely they could think of a better PR schmaltz opportunity? After all, Mick Jagger gave his then wife, Bianca, a white nag at Studio 54 in the 1970s (the flash cunt!).. Call me a cynical cunt, but pass the sick bucket, old chap…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35169733/lady-gaga-gets-a-pony-for-christmas
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She’ll probably train it to lick her cock, fucking rough old nag, her I mean!
Yup Festivus greetings to ‘almost’ everyone here 😉 I.E those of you that are not failed supermarket trollymongs that can’t understand that or pretty much anything else without a word for word literal transcript…ho ho ho 🙂
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Have a good one, pagliacci… Did you see Van Gall fuck off the press cunts today? If he’s got any sense he will also knock out that self serving rat, Ryan Giggs…
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I fucking did Norm…here is my text to my Chelsea mate…’Hitler Van Gaal walks out of news conference and soon straight out of Old Trafford the arrogant stupid cunt. The special one beckons@
You have a good one too mate and wishing you good things for 2016.
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Don’t get me wrong, he is being tried by media more than results that statistically are on a par with Fergie’s start, however part of the modern game is being able to cope with the media’s attention, mourinho’s saying fuck all at a press conference was the beginning of his end, like a lottery only the balls decide, you’re there up close and personal and I only watch it on TV so i’ll watch this space to see how you reckon it’ll pan out mate.
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A spiritual horse… well naturally. Lady Gaga is far too important to have some non-enlightened nag that just likes walking about eating stuff. Those ones are strictly for the peasants. I mean anybody who is anybody is spiritual… and so are their pets. Fact.
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You’re welcome Andy. I feel the same way. I can’t stand PC nonsense and I do try to publish stuff that reflects all views even if I disagree with them. It’s only the trolling and obviously libellous stuff I tend to prune a little. Thankfully there’s precious little of it…
Have a good yule fest!
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All the best to you, Dio….
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