Daniele Watts

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Since the Daily Fail won’t let me comment on the story, I’m nominating Daniele Watts. In case you’d forgotten, Watts was the Django Unchained ‘actress’ who last September accused the LAPD of racism, because a couple of its officers had the nerve to arrest her and her white boyfriend, for public indecency. Members of the public had phoned the police to report Watts and said beau, for shagging in their car, in public, with the door open.

Well now, she’s written a letter of ‘apology’. I’ve printed it below, so you can judge for yourselves how apologetic she actually is. Personally, I don’t think it’s that much anyway, read on;

DANIELE WATTS’ PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE LETTER TO LOS ANGELES POLICE :

‘I want to acknowledge that when we met last September, I allowed fear, shame, and anxiety to prevent me from relating to you in a peaceful way. Hopefully you can forgive the fact that my heightened emotions disturbed what might have otherwise been a carefree stop on your way to a nice cup of coffee.

‘With all the recent news coverage on the issue of biased policing, we probably all have a clearer understanding of the subtle – and often bizarre – ways that racial conflict continues to haunt many people in America. Sgt. Parker, when you said sarcastically, “Thank you for bringing up the race card, I never hear that,” I felt provoked because I had previously encountered many disheartening experiences related to “being black” both in my personal life, and as reflected in society overall. Your willingness to dismiss my experience with sarcasm was hurtful, and caused me to respond defensively.

‘Looking on the brighter side, we do believe that the public discourse that surrounded our encounter was beneficial, as it provided an opportunity for the public to discuss, and more deeply understand the “taboo” subject of interracial relationships. As you may know, interracial marriage was only made legal in the United States in 1967, and for many, it is still a very sensitive issue. I am grateful for our meeting because it allowed me to examine the shame and self-hatred I had been bottling inside, and release it.

‘We truly appreciate role you’ve played in bringing awareness to so many issues.

‘With Love, Daniele Watts & Brian James Lucas.’

Now, when someone has cause to write a letter of apology, it’s traditional to use words like ‘apologise’, and ‘sorry’. I’ve read the letter four times, and I can’t see either of those words. The first paragraph, in my opinion, is more sarcastic than apologetic. “What might otherwise have a been a carefree stop on your way to nice cup of coffee”? Wow, she STILL can’t accept that she did wrong. So straight away, she’s fucked up the apology, by not actually being sorry.

The second paragraph is HER being accusing the LAPD officer of sarcasm, whilst making another, thinly veiled accusation of racism. Yep, definitely not an apology. The third paragraph is her basically accusing the LAPD of hating mixed race couples, whilst trying to be Martha Luther King (see what I did there?).

Watts could not have been less apologetic, if she’d written letter that read;

Dear Pig,

Fuck you, you’re a racist cunt, and I hate you because you’re a racist cunt, and a pig, and you smell of bacon. Oink oink Pig.

Hugs and kisses
Daniele Watts.

Oh yeah, I’m also nominating her because she can’t spell her own fucking name. It’s ‘Danielle”. Two L’s. I know that because it’s also my wife’s name.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Twearlies

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Anyone who doesn’t have their fare ready when getting on a bus is a cunt.

You’ve been waiting for hours for the piss-stinking, plebian-carrying, fat cunt driving mode of public transport to arrive. So why not sort out your £2.40 prior to the arrival of said bus?… Rather than waiting until you get on and then fish around in the bottom of your rucksack or handbag?

I’m waiting to get home and have a good dump…Every second counts.

Nominated by: Fleaboy

For those of you who don’t know, a ‘twearly’ is a an old codger with a bus pass who holds up the queue by trying it on to board the bus outside of the non-peak times the pass is good for. You often hear them say “Oh, I am too early?” Yes, matie, you are!

Women’s Footie

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Manchester United should ‘rectify’ their lack of a senior women’s team, says sports minister Tracey Crouch…. United’s Premier League rivals Manchester City, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal are all represented in the Women’s Super League….United do run junior female sides but disbanded their open-age team in 2005….

“It is incredibly disappointing that one of the biggest clubs in the world doesn’t have a ladies’ football team,” said Crouch…..WSL crowds have risen sharply following England’s third-place finish at the recent World Cup…. Crouch added: “They have an excellent centre for girls but they don’t translate that into a ladies’ football team….
“At a time when there is phenomenal interest in women’s football, it is right that they should try and rectify that as soon as possible…” United say they have no plans to launch a women’s team but the situation remains under review……

This is exactly the sort of feminazi shit that I hate so much… Manchester United fans (men and women) from Manchester, Salford and Stretford do not give a toss or want a United women’s team… I know why Crouch wants one though… So the United name will make vast amounts of money for her pet project freakshow… Well here’s a big FUCK OFF to Tracey Crouch and the fucking women’s super league… You are a plague on football and true reds want no part of your bullshit, you fucking cunts….

Nominated by: Norman

Not Hungary !

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Hungary are definitely not cunts.

They have stopped the migrant cunts in their tracks, which is a job the Greek and Italian cunts should have done.

As a mark of my admiration and respect for the Hungarian anti-cunts I may well jump on a plane and visit their fine country, drink loads of beer and engage the services of what I imagine to be very reasonably priced prostitutes, thus bolstering their meager economy.

Nominated by: Fat Rich

Bahar Mustafa [2]

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Bahar Mustafa is a dumb cunt.

I wonder how she feels about piss porn? ’cause I’d piss all over her stupid twat face, and her being a fellow Trotskyite I wonder if she knows who Leon Trotsky actually is? Trotsky was a communist, mass murderer cunt responsible for thousands if not millions of deaths and was a Marxist ideologue.

Knowing Mustafa (this bitch from the lion king or something?) she would probably laugh off the deaths and say they deserved it. If I ever see this cunt I’ll give her a bitch slap so hard she’ll fly back to Pakistan and she can try being a radical feminist there.

Nominated by: Titslapper