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Censoring the telly

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Telly is getting censored all over the place. I saw a repeat of Steptoe & Son last week, and the line where Albert says about the bed salesman ‘He’s a poof!’ was cut out. Yet they let Kanye West say ‘Nigger’ about 150 times on the BBC.

Now The Simpsons? It’s getting absurd. There would be nothing left of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Till Death Us Do Part and Spitting Image if they were repeated today. BBC2 are supposed to put on a ‘classic comedy’ every afternoon but now they have exhausted their Frank Spencer repeats, this basically means endless repeats of Allo Allo (only worth watching if Yvette is in her undies).

The BBC won’t repeat It Ain’t Half Hot Mum: because of old Shutup calling his men poofs, and references to damn natives and char wallahs yet that Goodness Gracious Me shite is more disrespectful to Indians. I know a Sikh family and they hate Sanjeev Bhaskar, Meera Syal and those other cunts yet they love It Ain’t Half Hot Mum, because they’ve got the brains to know it takes the piss out of colonialism and British upper class in India.

Nominated by : Norman

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Spivey tattoos (2)

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OK I know he’s been done before but our old mate Chris Spivey deserves another cunting. Not for his normal mentally ill twaddle but for the quality of the work of the “registered tattoo artist”.
Feast your eyes on the incredible masterworks that Michaelangelo himself would I am sure marvel at. I particuarly like the fact that Michael Jackson’s nose looks even worse than it did in real life!

Nominated by: Al Wayz-Right

Bikers

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Guy Martin, what a monumental cunt. Fogarty is a cunt too, and Barry Sheen, in fact all limp-dicked cunts on motorbikes are wankers!

One of the neighbours up our avenue has some swanky 1000cc thing, the cunt is a pain in the arse. every morning he starts it up just after 7am and then proceeds to rev it in the red a dozen times before roaring up the avenue doing about 120mph before he even gets to the junction.

One of these days I am gonna cut the cunt’s brake lines!

Nominated by: Gormless Fuckwit

Tessa Jowell

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Tessa Jowell deserves a right good cunting.

This is the woman, you will remember, who together with her husband laundered the proceeds of crime via a mortgage which Jowell signed the application form for. When it was subsequently shown in an Italian court that this money had been an illegal bung paid to her bent lawyer fly boy husband by non other than arch corrupt criminal Silvio Berlusconi and which led to her husband being convicted, Jowell staged a false separation from him whilst publicity proclaiming his innocence.

Now why the fuck she would leave him if she thought he was innocent has never been fully explained though it does show you what a cunt she is if she is prepared to throw her husband under a bus to save her career. She also claimed she did not realise what she was signing to distance herself from the money laundering scheme her husband was ‘innocent’ of. Needless to say the separation was faked.

Now the deceitful cow wants to become the Mayor of London. Fuck Off she is having a laugh.

Nominated by: Cunting me cunting you aaah haaa

Has-been celebs

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I would like to Cunt all the has been ‘Celebrity’ Cunts who are living off fame from ages ago. There are so many I aint gonna waste time listing them but its like they have this television circuit they go on (Celebrity Big Brother, Celebrity Masterchef, Safeword) to make money and annoy us by hanging around.

I know a lot of them are skint cunts but please have some pride and either stick to what is was that got you a bit of fame or fuck off instead of trying to stay in the limelight on some shitty show. There are soon gonna be more ‘Celebrities’ than normal people. The Cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt