Either motor cycling ( Ewen fuckin’ McGregor) or jumping on trains ( Michael ( Dolphin Sq ) Portillo, Chris Tarrant ).
Who wants to watch these annoying twats being paid to have a fucking good time. Ben fuckin’ Fogle is another one.
Fuck off out it – we’re not fuckin’ interested!
Nominated by: Ozmandias
Former Head of Security for News International, Hanna stood trial alongside Rebekah Brooks, Andy Coulson et al. Though the jury brought in a Not Guilty verdict against Hanna, he was promptly sacked by News International. Although unlike Brooks, he didn’t receive a £16m severance package, nor was he re-employed in pretty much the same role after a couple of years. In fact he found himself completely unemployable due to the stigma of being associated with the Brooks trial.
So what did Hanna do? He took News International to an employment tribunal (the case was due to be heard next month) and then last month posted an extraordinary video on YouTube claiming that he knew all the “shocking secrets” of News International which he promised to reveal.
Surprise surprise, Hanna has been bought off by Murdoch – in the last two days he’s dropped the employment tribunal claim and tweeted to say that he now understands all the allegations he intended to make are false and is happy that the matter has been resolved amicably. Once again Murdoch escapes by the skin of his teeth – corporate charges against Murdoch are a whisker away and could have been precipitated by Hanna’s revelations. Impending corporate charges in the UK could easily have brought Murdoch’s American empire crashing down too and the cunt Hanna should be held personally liable for propping up the corrupt Aussie dwarf’s global empire.
Nominated by: Fred West
He has put up his prices, that is all.
And as we all know, the tax on cigarettes, alcohol & petrol has made fuck all difference even though it increases more than inflation every year.
It appears the fat Essex toad-faced cunt cannot get a TV series commissioned, so he dreams up this altruistic idea to make him look like a good guy, when all he has done is increase his fucking prices.
What a monumental fat, speech impaired, anorexic fucking, greasy cunt.
Nominated by: Boaby
His restaurants are shite. Crap food with shite service. I speak from some experience.
And his ‘Jamies Cafe’ at Gatwick is a joke. Burnt bacon, cold eggs. A sausage sandwich with no sausage in one side and what tasted like minge in the other.
I shall not be returning to your vile outlets Mr Oliver. You are a crap food serving, fat tongued, pretend cockney ponce. And a massive cunt to boot.
Nominated by: Fleaboy
The Rt Hon. the Lord Hain, ennobled 24 November 2015:
“I, Peter Gerald Hain, do solemnly, sincerely and truly declare and affirm that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, her heirs and successors, according to law.”
Peter Hain MP, 3 November 2014.
“The Lords are an archaic anomaly which fuels disillusionment with British politics. It exists purely on a democratic deficit which has been allowed to evolve unchecked for centuries… the fact is that people are fed up with an out-of-touch political class and the growing sense that Westminster is failing us all.”
What is it with Labour politicians and hypocrisy when it comes to the House of Lords? I remember Prescott continually slagging off the Lords, and then accepting a peerage the first time it was offered. Not for himself mind you, but to make that fat, shaved gorilla he’s married to a Lady. A title does not make one a Lady or a Gentleman. Mind you, £300 per day plus expenses is quite an incentive. If you’re a greedy, money grabbing, socialist monkey clit.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Some rank-average, overpaid cunt from Gillingham can be as lazy as he fucking likes, display no skill, not show any interest, get torn apart by his opposition and these wankers are completely petrified to throw DESERVED abuse at him just in case they bump into each other on the golf course the next day. “He’s clearly out of from Jeff”, “He’ll come good Steve, class always shines through in the end”, “When you join a new club you have to allow some time for settling in Alan”. I would say “He is fucking useless, get the lazy cunt off and sell him to some Conference team for a Dairy-lea triangle. The fucking prick.”
Some fella from the hills of the Andes whose supporting about 60 of his extended family, has perfectly learnt a completely foreign language, acts like a total professional and treats all the staff and fans with respect has a dip in form for a fortnight or struggles to come to terms with a massively different pressure of expectation, and all of a sudden these fucking has-beens, and more than likely, never-have-beens spout shit like ‘He’s not up to it at this level’, ‘He’s only picking up the pay-cheque’, ‘Lads not interested’, ‘They’ve not got the mental toughness for the Premier League’. Fuck off you racist cunts and make yourselves busy by trying to finger the female presenters on Sky Sports News whilst regaling them with tales of the japes you had in Corfu one year with Dave Beasant.
United got their arses handed to them the other week by Arsenal, and rightly so, they were shit. Two fullbacks were on show that day, Ashley fucking young and Matteo Darmian. They were both awful. Darmian got pulled to pieces by the likes of Redknob, Shitty Neville and that droning cunt Shearer. ‘He wasnt good enough’ and all that shit. ‘Needs to come to terms with the pace of the league.’ ‘Has a lot to learn if he wants to succeed at United.’ Young, on the other hand, whose plied his trade in the English game his entire life, and for 70% of that time been absolute fucking dog shit, with only one foot, was handed every possible excuse by his bum-buddies back in the studios. Eventually his dire display was put down to the fact that one of the best players in the world and a World Cup Winning captain (Schweinsteiger) wasnt helping him enough. No, he was shit because he’s shit, that day and practically every other day of his career, but I’m sure your expert opinions will ensure a Christmas card from Ashley this year and the chance of a tit pic from his wife on Facebook if you’re lucky.
Last night I had to listen to one of the stupidest cunts to ever grace a football field (Ian Wright) aimlessly and without any real point defend the ability of the most over-rated sack of shit to pull on a United shirt, ever (Wayne Rooney).Some scholar had rung up to point out that Rooney has been dreadful for about 5 years, not once pulling a performance out against a team of any note whilst holding the biggest club in England to ransom and handing in a number of transfer requests. Wright was aghast that a Englishman could question Waynes quality, ignoring the facts that he’s had more opportunities than Jimmy Saville and relies on spot kicks for most of his goals. It was blind, patriotic shit that held no water when put under scrutiny, but this nonsensical arse-licking is rife from TV to radio to the Press.
The only people who should be allowed to comment on football in this country are Gullit, Souness, Dietmar Hamann and myself. The rest can fuck off to after dinner speeches.
Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto