Anyone watched a documentary programme called Million Dollar Listing on ITVBe about real estate brokers in Los Angeles? One of these brokers is called Madison, who never stops telling us that he doesn’t mind who he dates, whether it’s a woman or a man. There is one thing about men who continually claim to be bisexual – you never see them with a woman.

In the latest episode, friends (of both sexes) have fixed him up with a blind date – a man of course – and invited them both to their house to join them for a meal. They’re all sat round the table watching the ‘couple’ like hawks to see how they get along, knowing full well that if they hit it off, it’s going to result in mutual cock-sucking and lubricant-assisted penetration.

After the meal Madison sees the fella to the door and they discuss whether they’re attracted to each other. Madison says “I’m not feeling it” (words open to interpretation) and the two decide they’ll just be friends and leave it at that.

All this would have been embarrassing enough if it had been a blind date between a man and a woman, but two men?

What sort of cunt agrees to do this in front of other people? And how desperate for publicity do you have to be to do it for the tv cameras? They can choose whatever lifestyle suits them, but I’ve found one more reason for not liking Americans.

Nominated by: Allan