Mick Jagger – A wrinkly leather faced fucker with a sideways Cunt for lips
Nominated by: Obi-Wan Kuntobi
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Susanne Hinte
Susanne Hinte is a cunt….
Did anyone really believe that this ‘grandmother’ (she probably became a grandmother when she was about 30!) had that winning 33 million lottery ticket? I could smell the bullshit from miles away and I expect that this hag has pulled some sort of other skullduggery before this (look at her, for fuck’s sake…. If she was chopped in half you’d probably see ‘Poundland’ written down the middle like a stick of rock)…
We could all say we’ve got a winning lottery ticket and attempt to pass off an old or defunct ticket or a crappy forgery as authentic, but most of us have standards of some kind… The old munter is probably on every benefit in the book too…
What a conning cunt…
Nominated by: Norman
Dead Pool [33]
Good grief! The shortest Dead Pool ever – three days – has ended with yet a-fucking-nother win for Richard Debo Debson with his fourth win out of the last six.
Congratulations, Debo. You successfully nominated former US First Lady, Nancy Reagan, who’s been hanging on desperately for some time until her heart finally gave out!
So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 33.
A reminder of the rules :
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.
3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
And here’s the final word from Nancy :
Seth Rogan
Will some cunt please give that fat useless cunt Seth Rogan and that whole crowd of smug unfunny American cunts that produce the endless stream of shit comedies a good cunting.
That whole circle of useless cunt actors make me physically ill.
Nominated by: Cuntos
Transgender
I reckon the biggest challenge transgender people face nowadays is the crushing realisation that everybody has more important things to worry about than pandering to thier victim complex.
Cunts/Dicks.
Nominated by: Nickleby