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Christmas [2]
Xmas, a once religious festival hijacked by ad men and capitalist cunts.
I fucking hate everything about it, from the Christmas card shenanigans, to secret santa at work, to the works xmas party, to the shit on TV, to the fucking overpriced Turkey, to the fucking family gatherings, to the tatty tree and decorations, to ‘everyone’ wishing you happy christmas starting in November. A load of shite that costs you the best part of £1000 for 24 fucking hours.
Then as soon as it gets to 6pm on xmas day the TV starts with it’s xmas sales adverts, then every woman on TV has a ‘fitness’ DVD out, then you get the adverts for summer holidays.
FUCK OFF
If I was single I would sit at home in my pants drinking fucking beer & Jack Daniels and eat a pizza for dinner, Xmas done all for under £60…
Nominated by: Boaby
Christmas stockings
Yes tonight’s the night when that old cunt Santa comes down the chimney to fill the kiddies’ stockings!
I mean, what’s the fucking point of that. It’s the 21st century! Where’s the fucking chimney and how does he avoid fucking up the solar panels with his fucking reindeer? And those Christmas stockings; how are you supposed to get little Johnny’s new bike and X-box into one of those fuckers. They’re too bloody small for anything half decent.
Fuck Christmas stockings. Just tell Santa to leave the fucking sack.
And I ate the old cunt’s mince pies so he’s right put of luck!
Yes, Christmas stocking are useless cunts. Get real!!!
Nominated by: Santa Cunts
Christmas lights [2]
People who spend thousand of pounds and expend countless hours of their time covering their houses with Christmas lights are complete and utter cunts.
Get a fucking life!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Santa Claus [3]
It is true! Santa is a cunt!
If he could be bothered to do his job properly he wouldn’t have to use cunts like Yodel and the Post Office, so stuff would arrive on Xmas morning as its supposed to, saving us all the hassle of spending 45 mins on hold to finaly get hold of some young wanker that can’t be arsed and doesn’t give a fuck only to find yourself talking to a fucking telephonic abyss and then having to start again listening to fucking greensleeves and your call is important to us before being diverted to fresh pesh from Bangladesh who you then get cut off from,so you give up……
So santa is a cunt. The one thing he has to do and he fucks it up!
Nominated by: Fuglyucker