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X Factor [2]

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The X Factor is strewn with cunts. I mean, it literally could not be more top heavy with cunts unless Chris Moyles got involved. Cowell, Cheryl the cunt, Grimshaw, Murs, the scraggy cunt that is Caroline Flack, everyone on the thing on ITV2 and of course every wannabe shit hole that appears from the first audition to the final.

But let me tell you this, if you one of these cunts that have their faces superimposed on things during the adverts, (and I include any child in that, don’t think those little shits are exempt) then you have managed to become the cream on a cunt pie.

Absolute desperate, attention seeking scum-bags.

Nominated by: Cunt O’Macunto

News drama queens

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Your News drama queen …is a Cunt.

“Here we are in Cumbria where there is no: power, drinking water, food, road access or trains, BUT! we managed to get a film crew and support team through.”

“No fuck off with your emergency vehicle we were here first and I’m doing a piece to camera.”

On Sky this morning the ginger drama weather whore; “………….that’s why our job is sooo important.”

Cunts the lot of ’em.

Nominated by: King Cnut

Free the nipple

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Free The Nipple + We Are The XX Cocktail Party for the Feature film Free

Id like to cunt all those raging narcissists who are masquerading under the ‘Free the nipple’ bollocks.

Now I know they justify it by claiming it draws attention to breast cancer but as you also get arse cancer does that mean we should be putting up photos of our gaping arseholes on social media ?

CUNTS.

Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter

The SNP [3]

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Newly elected SNP MPs at Houses of Parliament, Westminster

The SNP are fucking hypocrites. They insist on having a say in things that have absolutely nothing to do with them, but if the UK parliament insisted on having a say on matters that were solely Scottish, they’d be screaming blue murder. I reckon they’re causing trouble on this issue because they’re hoping that if they fuck up an important English/Welsh issue, then the English and Welsh will start to call for Scotland to be kicked out of the Union.

Last Scottish referendum should have been open to all the nations in the Union. Then the SNP would have had their ‘independence’. Even though they wanted to put themselves under the boot of the scum in Brussels. The thing is though, Scots Nats are so thick, they wouldn’t have had a clue how to run their cuntry. And no, that’s not a spelling mistake.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Remaking Porridge

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More Beeb cuntery… The twats want to remake Porridge… With Fletch’s grandson in the nick for computer hacking…

For fuck’s sake, is that all they can think of? Porridge was of its time with excellent scripts, actors and characters… All leading players from the series are now dead, so expect piss poor copies of McKay, Barrowclough, Godber etc… Also, a little cunt in for computer hacking in an all mod cons holiday camp modern prison is not the wide boy stuck in a shithole 70s jail, is it? Hardly the same earthiness to it really… I also don’t see how it could work…

A modern comedy in a men’s prison that will obviously be ridiculously PC and full of the token multiculti and gay characters… It’ll probably be like Mrs Brown’s Boys behind bars… Porridge was a man’s show, but this won’t be….

Nominated by: Norman

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