Anthea Turner (2)

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In the world of the media, last year is an aeon – history, so by June 2021 they can look back on a January 2020 show as historic or “iconic” that so-overused word used by so many people. Six Five Special, which I saw very occasionally on shore leave on a 9″ Pye set belongs to the Stone Age, but I can still remember Josephine Douglas’ (Jo to her friends) magnificent knockers, even though in those days of modesty they were stifled by the BBC liberty bodice. If 1957 is the Crimea war of TV, the mid 90s is pre World War 1, yet there are still a few old veterans climbing out of the trenches. One survivor is Miss Turner, who tells her tale of woe to The Sun “newspaper”:

Turner’s Kiss & Tell on Holmes

God, doesn’t she look raddled now. Anth is in celebratory mood – she has just found another mug to marry. It’s one of those Edith Piaf interviews. She regrets nothing, she holds no grudges (even though she remembers an argument from 25 years ago with some ignorant red faced Mick – an Eamonn Andrews for the 21st century, with remarkable clarity).

It seems she has reinvented herself as yet another sort of “expert” (I wonder when Stacey Solomon and Kerry Katona, two other talent free zones will do the same thing, and what their “expertise” will be in? – as if we couldn’t guess!).

Meanwhile here is would be WASPI woman Anthea doing a Richard ll for us (oh call back yesterday, bid time return!”), and reminding us of where the rot set in on the crappy world of television.

I am sure she will be taking a keen interest in her new husbands business – about 50% probably, to help pay for the next “affair”.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

At least she didn’t eat a Cadbury’s Flake at the new wedding – DA

50 thoughts on “Anthea Turner (2)”

  2. What is it about these wimminz trying to put on a “I’m not bitter, look how fabulous I am” act.
    She is a bitter old cow.

    She married a serial cocksman in Grant Bovey and was conceited enough to think she was so gorgeous and famous, she would change the nature of the beast.
    He was fucking left, right and centre but got caught.
    She then turned his daughters against him.
    She is just like that other fucking narcissistic cunt, Amanda Holden.

    What does Anthea actually do? I seem to remember she struggled with autocue, do am guessing she used Her BBC DJ Peter Powel as a stepping stone.

    She is now just another Home Counties Trophy Wife, angry that youth and looks are disappearing fast and desperately trying to “flower”, one last time.

    Silly cow🤔

    • It’s lovely watching these old trollops grow old, ugly and barren.

      You can tell that God is male because men don’t have periods and don’t go through the menopause.

    • I wouldn’t. She comes across as a right irritating twat who wants to ‘talk about emotions’ after the money shot.

      All I want to do after shooting my bolt is roll over, fart, scratch my arse and sleep.

  4. When they got married, “the local farmer”, (read another PR stunt), erected large Bride & Groom straw models, resplendent white dress and top n’ tails, complete with a large sign:

    “Congratulations Grant & Anthea”, on the roadside.
    I believe shit was thrown at it.

    Sums them up.
    The snobby cunts of Dunsfold & Chiddingfold don’t like such displays.
    Cunts

    • Did anteater and bovine sell out their wedding day to Cadbury’s to advertise the new snow flake bar? Absolute class from a couple of two Bob cunts ………

  5. I’d forgotten she existed, by teatime I’ll have forgotten her again. She is a cunt.

  6. That is one fubarred, high upkeep old trout.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if her new ‘executive’ had a queue of younger poontang on tap, on standby, ready to service his equipment.

    Third time lucky, eh Anthea?

      • Ps, sorry DA. There will be a few duplicate posts sitting in moderation. I finally realised the filter doesn’t like tyc000n

  7. She looks like a window cleaners chamois drying out,
    Probably done a deal for her funeral to be sponsored by Tunnocks Teacakes.
    She came up with other talentless tarts Schofield and Andi Peters.
    I hate Andi Peters that much it makes me ashamed.

    • Morning MNC.

      Isn’t Peters one of those who loves a bit of male junk in his poochute?

      • Morning Paul,
        He certainly does!
        Hes the campest black bloke in history.
        Youll never see Andi pictured with other black men!
        They avoid him like the plague.
        Embarrassed by him see?
        Theyd rather pay child support than stand next to him.

      • He was in Broom Cupboard with Philip Schofield during his early career. Poor Gordon the Gopher must have been passed around like goat at an Afghan orgy.

      • The things Gordon the gopher saw!!
        No wonder he has a profound stutter and has been in therapy for years.
        Hes not a actually a gopher LL.
        Hes a chutney ferret.

      • Possibly the only funny thing Schofield did was on the last Going Live. He asked Gordon the gopher what his future plans were after the show.

        Gordon mimed drinking several bottles of wine and pretended to pass out.

      • It’s little wonder the people on the Craft Him Cunt adverts slam their doors in Schofield’s boat race.

  8. Ruthlessly ambitious-, trampling on others to get where you want, burying the hatchet. These are fuckwits who sit on sofas or stand about reading auto cues, not the fucking Byzantine court!
    E. Holmes did an ultimatum, he’d go unless she got sacked – which may be a cunts trick, but may be justified, depending on how much of a cunt she is. I have insufficient data and a lack of shits to give, so that’ll have to be a mystery for the ages

  9. I’d like to give Mike Tyson a double fist-bump through the membranes that separate her wheelie-bin of a fanny and reamed out shite-shoot..she’d probably like it too.

      • Morning,Mr.Cunt-Engine…it’s going well, thanks.

        You still enjoying life without the dreaded Mrs.Cunt-Engine?…

      • Oh, hell yeah. Apart from the financial rape which is worse than Mike Tyson did to Desiree Washington in 1991!
        Happy to be back on ISAC though.

  10. Calculating vacuous welly top.
    I still would though.
    But I’d want paying.

    • The only thing in her favour is that her fanny would (probably) look a little less repulsively foul than Nadia Sawalha’s.

      • Which undoubtedly looks like a gorilla that stepped on a landmine.

      • A gorilla after stepping on a land mine would still be able to look forward better than Nadia bozz eyes.

      • Morning CG…next time your winkle is either in your hand or in your good lady, imagine Nafia and Julia Sawalha scissoring together, but their wild, matted pubes and skanky auld crusty moistness causes them to become locked together and the fire brigade have to crowbar them apart from their incestuous lesbian tryst with a noise that sounds like a cross between seperating velcro and pulling a wellington boot out of the mud at Weston-Super-Mare beach.

      • I’ve always had a bit of a fancy for Nadia Sawalha..but then again I’m also the man who managed to knock one out to the sight of Helena Bonham-Carter dressed as a chimp in “Planet of the Apes”

        I should probably seek professional help.

      • I can appreciate your lusty thoughts about knocking one out over Planet of the Apes and I too was attempting to emulate your stunt when I realised that the blu-ray player was switched off and I was actually wanking to a news report featuring Dawn Butler walking around her constituency in Brent South, which most assuredly resembled a sort of concrete Planet of the Apes.

      • I remember this Turner whore advertising chocolate on her wedding day. The fact that Turner is adored as a sex symbol by Alan Partridge says it all.

        Wouldn’t touch Nadia Thingy with a cruise missile. Her sister, Julia, was sexy as fuck though as that barmaid in that episode of Bottom (‘Parade’).

    • Attention seeking bitter dried up hag. Can’t stand the thought that she’s been forgotten.
      Vinegar tits – and cheap ‘smart price’ Vinegar at that.
      She can Fuck right off

  13. What the fuck is a housekeeping expert? Is there a science to hoovering now? Drift you turd.

  14. I was thinking I definitely would give her one but then I clicked on the link and in one of the pics she is a dead ringer for Susan Boyle . She seems to be a high maintenance skank who’s definitely on the way down, I expect a “leaked” sex vid isn’t that far from emerging ala Katona and Price.

  15. Been watching the old top of the pops on tv. Currently on 1991 and she was presenting it sometimes then. She was far too shouty and wore some awful outfits, but was rather fetching on the eye. Up until a couple of years ago she was still giving me the horn and I probably still would, if I didn’t have better at home.

  16. The true mark of an end of career TV personality/actress/knackered old bag looking for attention is a Sunday papers supplement headlined “I still enjoy sex at 60”! We are then treated to a full front-page photograph of said knackered old bag sprawled over a chaise longue, done up to the nines in an attempt to look glamorous and sophisticated but in reality has body of a half inflated sex doll and a face like a coconut!

    Good afterthehorsehasbolted and fuck off!

  17. Almost all female Radio 1 DJs and TOTP presenters were mingers. Sara ‘loads of’ Cox, Zoe Ball, Jenny ‘ET’ Powell, Anthea Turner, Janice Long, Jo Wiley ‘Coyote’.

    Annie Nightingale in the 60s and 70s was pretty tasty though.

    • That really is a fright, Ron.

      She never did appeal to me ever. But Madogga now looks like an X-Files style ‘grey’ alien in a crappy Jean Harlowe wig.

    • And only iron hoofs buy or listen to her substandard bleeps and farts disco shit. If it wasn’t for them the old bitch would have no audience or sales whatsoever.

  19. Methinks the sea is not the only thing that has wet anthrax Antheas aged gusset.
    Coldplay with a vagina.

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