Nominated by: Chris Horner
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Like, you know, cunts…
Shut The Fuck up you cunts! If I fucking knew what the fuck you were banging on about I would not be listening to your shallow fucking drivel in the first place.
Kids that say the word like in any interview repeatedly – I don’t want to know what they think they can’t put a sentence together in the first place without like in every third word.
And the fucking Yanks “ya know” yea I do, you’re cunts so fuck off and speak English not that trashed up American version.
Stop talking as if you’re sat on the wall outside the local cheap cider supply shop in your hoodie, put your fucking brain in gear and think before you spout your shit drivel. It’s quicker that listening to all the “you knows” and “likes”, you’re going to blurt out, and you might even sound like you have an IQ above a fucking stick insect, you cunts.
Nominated by: xBrit Cunt
Tanni Grey-Thomson
She seems to think that paralympics should be given equal coverage. Although you’ve got to respect the paralympians, I personally find watching some of them bloody hard going. Good luck to them,but it’s not my idea of fun. Think I’ll put Stephen Fry on. That way I can swear as much as I like at the screen without being called a callous bastard.
Nominated by: Dick Fiddler
Just when you’ve got shot of the Olympics, along come the Crippleympics!
Seems there’s no money left to pay for it so Baroness (FFS!) Tanni Grey-Thomson is calling on the richer nations of the world to save her pathetic games. She seems to have missed the fact that Brazil is one of the fastest growing major economies in the world. Plus they’re hosting this shitfest and can’t be arsed to pay for it.
Frankly I don’t blame them. Who the fuck can be bothered with something that wouldn’t even exist without the PC generation pushing it? Personally, I fucking can’t show even a remote flicker of interest!
Bollocks to her and her fucking stupid games…
Nominated by: Dioclese
Yanks [2]
I deal with these twats daily at work. They show an industrial grade calibre of fuckwittery. Nice enough people, but so insular that I’m astounded they even realise they know the world outside the good ‘ol US of A even exists.
Just a few years ago we were in Spain at a market. Some dick head ‘merican was trying to convince the stall holder to accept dollars. An isolated incident, so I thought. Not so.
Just got back from Venice where a local ciggie shop has a queue out the fucking door due to some gob shite yank trying to pay in $100 dollar bills. The shop keep was most accommodating and offered the git a good Euro/dollar exchange rate so he could buy some tabs. All this cunt did was whinge about the rate he got. FUCK RIGHT OFF AND BRING FUCKING EUROS NEXT TIME!. That’s what I thought and was exactly what the shop keeper said.
Fucking Yanks. There is a world outside the inbread, racist shit hole you inhabit.
Nominated by: Essemess
Cyclists [4]
And monocyclists, just TOO bloody mean to cough up for two-wheelers. Get back to the circus, it’s Leo the lion’s snack time, you twatmong little pricks.
Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard




