This faux socialist, Johnny-come-lately, “nomark” is the so-called Blairite alternative to Jeremy Corbyn for the Labour Party Leadership.

Firstly he’s an undemocratic cunt – wanting to stifle and prevent the new Labour members who joined recently from voting in the leadership race (knowing full well the majority of them are no doubt Corbyn supporters).

Secondly – and more importantly – he’s already pledged to spend £200bn in “Investment in the UK”. This is before even being elected as leader of the Labour Party, let alone they into government.

And where, pray-heaven, is this £200bn coming from exactly? Why the usual Labour favourite of taxing the top 1% of UK earners. The thing is, Owen’s maths are a bit suspect because even the most vociferous tax on the top 1% would only net him exactly 1% of that £200bn total! So Owen, where is the other £198bn coming from? Surely not government borrowing, eh? In true Labour fashion, this cunt has already got the knack of spending other people’s money before even having the remit to do so!

And finally, if that wasn’t bad enough, he’s backed by that other “3 times a loser”/”EU gravy train” Labour twat Neil Kinnock! Which automatically must make Owen Smith a cunt of monumental proportions.

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Who the fuck is he? There are so few recognisable Labour politicians left, this turd is their best chance of getting rid of dreary bellend that is Jeremy Corbyn. Smith has the unenviable task of trying to appeal to the average labour voter, but also to the voters who have left to support ukip and the hard left workshy student type cunts who have hijacked the selection process, to put comrade Corbyn on a road to nowhere. Smith is another wishy washy politicunt, whose opinion seems to change day by day, depending what his handlers think will play well in the media.

Personally, I couldn’t give a slug fuck what he says. I just hope he loses, because I fear he will give the world another excuse to slag us Welsh off for foisting him on the political scene.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye