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Dead Pool [60]

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We have a winner!

Congratulations to Bastard Well Bastard for correctly predicting that John Noakes would be joining Shep in that great Blue Peter Garden in the sky.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 60..

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

 

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James

Denis Norden

Liz Dawn

Leslie Philips

George A. Cooper

Dead Pool [59]

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We have a winner!

Congratulations to Dick Fiddler for correctly predicting the demise of Gregg Allman.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 59.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James

Denis Norden

Liz Dawn

Leslie Philips

George A. Cooper

 

Litter Louts

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I’d like a quick rant about the feckless Cunts who are too fucking lazy to take their fucking litter home with them.

I live in a rural area,but we get more than our share off tourists.I went out this morning to find one of the horses chewing on a plastic bag which contained some half-eaten sandwiches and empty plastic pop bottles. The cunts had obviously had their picnic,and on the way home,decided to wind the window down,and chuck their rubbish over the nearest hedge.

Who the fuck comes out to the country and decides to spoil it by dumping their rubbish? It can’t be that hard to put it in their bin when they get home. It’s typical of a country which seems to have lost all self-respect,manners and common decency.

I swear if I ever pick up any rubbish which has an address on it,some cunt’ll get a visit from an extremely irate old cunt.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Sophie Tanner

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This cunt is priceless… The woman who married herself…

Sophie Tanner has told BBC (what a surprise!) she married herself to celebrate being single….

Sophie Tanner said she had no regrets about tying the knot with herself and is currently celebrating her second wedding anniversary….

So, ‘celebrating a wedding anniversary’ when you’re on your own?!… This smacks of desperation and a craving for attention… Tying the knot with yourself?! This daft bitch needs locking up… No surprise though… No man on earth will obviously have this pathetic sad cunt…

Nominated by Norman

Tim Farron (4)

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That weasel worded stratospheric cunt Farron is looking more stupid by the day.

After the referendum he really thought he could reach out to the 48%, so much so that he has run his election campaign on it. Unfortunately for little Timothy people have moved on and polls suggest that the 48% now sits at around 22% and the rest of the country just wants to get on with Brexit!!, so in effect he is fishing in an ever decreasing pool of potential voters!!

I can’t wait to see the look on the pricks face on June 8th when as fucking dim witted a cunt as he is, even he will realise it’s game set and match to the people that took a brave decision to say enough is enough!! That’s when he will make an even bigger cunt of himself (if that’s possible) by still refusing to accept the decision ..

Nominated by: Quislings