Dead Pool [208]

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Congratulations to Miserable Northern Cunt who correctly predicted that Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh would be next dead dude aged 99. Philip had recently been in hospital for a month and had been in increasingly poor health for several years making him a firm favorite nomination on the Deadpool since its inception back in 2010.The Duke will be best remembered for his long marriage to the Queen founding the Duke of Edinburgh scheme crashing his Range Rover and countess brilliant politically incorrect gaffes.

On to Deadpool 208

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5)New Rule:Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated.Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.I am making this change off my own back but there seems to be a consensus in the comments in the Dead Pool 207 thread.(Shaun)

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

69 thoughts on “Dead Pool [208]”

  1. Michael Aspel
    Frank Ifield
    Bill Roache ( Ken Barlow)
    Bamber Gascoign
    John Williams (Composer).

    RIP Phil, didn’t make it for the telegram from your Missus!

  2. Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)
    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)

  3. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Dennis skinner
    Josef fritzl
    Ozzy Osborne

  4. Bye Bye Phil The Greek 👍
    Sarah Harding
    Tom Parker
    Billy Connolly
    Jacquie Beltrao
    Tina Turner

    Good shot MNC 👍👍👍

  6. Bob Newhart
    Desmond Morris
    Eva Marie Saint
    Jean-Paul Belmondo
    Tippi Hedren

  8. Anne Buydens
    Bernie Madoff
    Benjamin Ferencz
    Thelma Barlow
    Eileen Ash.

    Nice work, Miserable.

  9. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  10. Marky Ramone
    Sheridan smith
    Alexi Navalny
    Bobbi wine
    Eric Clapton

  11. Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
    Gudrun Ure
    Walter Mondale
    Sonny Barger
    Norman Lloyd

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