Dead Pool [208]

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Congratulations to Miserable Northern Cunt who correctly predicted that Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh would be next dead dude aged 99. Philip had recently been in hospital for a month and had been in increasingly poor health for several years making him a firm favorite nomination on the Deadpool since its inception back in 2010.The Duke will be best remembered for his long marriage to the Queen founding the Duke of Edinburgh scheme crashing his Range Rover and countess brilliant politically incorrect gaffes.

On to Deadpool 208

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5)New Rule:Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated.Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.I am making this change off my own back but there seems to be a consensus in the comments in the Dead Pool 207 thread.(Shaun)

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

69 thoughts on “Dead Pool [208]”

  3. Leslie Phillips
    Dick Van Dyke
    Bob Dole
    Jack Nicholson
    DMX-rapper (Late entry indeed 😷)

      • The first come first served rule is a fair one written in stone.

        As for my other point, GTC, it was never about who did it, it was about the principle of sportsmanship. If we can’t implement that facet into the rules these poor beggars will have died in vain ☠️ 🧐 😉

      • Yeah, I get it. At least thanks to Shaun we now have clarification on the matter.

    • At last common sense prevails! Quite fucking right too, Shaun!

      As tongue-in-cheek as this game is leaving it open so after the punters have picked their 5 choices one of them can just watch the news, see someone’s on deaths door and then swap one out to suit just makes a mockery of fucking picking the 5 celebs in the first place!

      You’re the best on here, I’ve always said so 😀😈

  4. DMX
    June Brown
    Slick Woods
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Tom Parker (The Wanted)

  6. Irene Papas
    Robert Fyfe
    Roger Corman
    William Russell
    Mário Zagallo

    Congrats, Mis. 1st win?

  7. STANLEY BAXTER
    POPE BENEDICT
    JERRY LEE LEWIS
    DONALD RUMSFELD
    TOM SMITH ( rugby)

    Posted at 1311

  8. Jimmy Greaves
    Jimmy Carter
    Henry Kissinger
    David Gold
    Johnny Mathis

    It will be interesting to see if the Queen of Trash will get up off her racist arse and come over for the funeral.

  12. Olivia Newton John
    Kenneth Cope
    Jet Black
    Colin Jeavons
    Michael Barratt

    Good shot, MNC!

  14. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    • Well struck, Les Mis.
      We won’t see the likes of Dukey again. Alas.

  15. Top tipping, MNC!

    Khaled Mashal
    Paul McCartney
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Brian De Palma
    Wayne Osmond

  17. RIP Big Phil.

    I know he was very old, but the monarchy should move in for the kill, and blame the demise of the old boy on the Markle Snake and the Hewitt Orangutan. How bad are those two cunts going to look now after their Oprah liefest? If they play dirty, so should Her Majesty. Also, would anyone put it past the Snake to now say that Phil was the ‘phantom racist’ when he’s no longer here to defend himself?

    Dead Pool noms:

    Frank O’ Farrell (‘Nice day for an execution’)
    Patsy King (Prisoner Cell Block H Governor)
    Julie Newmar (The one true Catwoman)
    Henry Woolf (Frankie Barrow)
    Anna ‘Oooh! Arthur!’ Karen (Olive)

    • MeGain won’t come out and say it directly but she will just as likely insinuate it now Phil has gone to the great Klan meeting in the sky.

      However she will name the ‘royal racist’ as Phil in her tell all book which will come out in a few years after she has divorced Harry Hewitt because his stepping stone usefulness had run out!

      • The little whore will probably allow one of her “friends” to intimate that it was he, or else that vaseline-arsed little poof who wrote that shitty book – Middle Eastern name, can’t recall it, the little guttersnipe.

      • She won’t give a shit about going back on what she said.

        She will just make out she said it wasn’t Phil when it was because she knew how ill he was and try and turn herself into some sort of fucking saint and martyr…..again!

      • She’ll be looking to cause the maximum damage, which means it’ll be Jug Ears and Camilla, or even Baldy and Kate.

  18. It is a sad day and I feel that DofE could well have been posting on here. The world is a less happy place without him.. Anyway well done MNC, good darts but, if you don’t mind me saying so, it was a big target.

    Harry Roberts (Towrag Police Killer)
    Mohamed Al-Fayed (Shopkeeper Cunt, who should have gone before the DofE)
    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC (The Last of The Few)
    Glynis Johns (Actress)
    Ted Dexter (Former England Cricket Captain)

  20. RIP Phil the Greek. Who’s going to insult all those foreigners now?

    John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Tom Atkins
    Chrissy Hynde

    Congrats to MNC…

  21. Emperor Akihito
    Sheila Hancock
    Jacques Delors
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan

  22. Bugger me – finally an old cunt dies that is older than Yours Truly. Heads down me hearties while we are overwhelmed by a tsunami of sickening tributes. To bizzo:

    Tony Bennett
    Marianne Faithful
    Val Kilmer
    Gondor Ferenc
    John Prescot

    • Fuck Tony Bennett thieved – replace with

      Nicholas Witchell

      the cunt Royal commentator because so loathed by the Royals particularly the (late) Dook.

      • Ferenc Göndör, a Hungarian-Swedish holocaust survivor and author, may already be dead (according to one source his DOD is given as 15/04/2010). Unfortunately a quick Goog!e search doesn’t provide much info on him and I can’t be arsed to delve deeper to confirm from multiple sources (just knowing who he is/was satisfied my curiosity). You may want to check, Sir L.

  23. Jimmy Carter
    Connie Francis
    Raul Castro
    Gene Hackman
    Bob Dole

    Great darts MNC was an odds on favorite but still dodged the coffin for 208 dead pools.

  24. Peter Blake.
    Peter Cellier.
    John Clegg.
    Patricia Routledge.
    Tuesday Weld.

  25. Yoko fucking Ono
    Shane McGowan
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Mick Fleetwood
    Alan Price

  26. Arthur Scargill
    Jonathan King
    Ken Livingstone
    Jean-Claude Druncker
    Imelda Marcos

  27. Gerry Adams
    Barry Manilowe
    Michael Douglas
    Gerard Depardieu
    Shirley Maclaine

  29. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Stan Bowles
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Ratko Mladic

  30. Too gutted at Big Phil’s demise to nominate. A very sad day and we’ll not see his like again. I’ll be staggered if MeAgain flies in – after all she’s got the perfect excuse with bun in oven for a few months more.

    So another legend departs. We really should have an ISAC Hero category with Phil the Honorary President.

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