UK newest aircraft carrier built at a cost of £3,100,000,000 leaking after less than a month. Taking on 200 litres of sea water every hour.
Surely we would have expected at the very least that the ship would be seaworthy and watertight, this surely being a prime requisite for the job in hand?
FFS, can’t this country get anything right?
What fucking useless cunts.
Nominated by Willie stroker
Apparently not only should we be prioritising those with a degree, but we should be making a special allowance for single mothers with a degree. Sorry – if you choose to pop out a sprog and the father skips the light fandago out of existence then that is, sad to say, not the responsibility of any employer with regards accommodating your demanding flexible needs, and/or childcare.
Perhaps we ought to add this social problem to Blair’s already overloaded tab of cuntitude because after all, this silver-tongued demon did come across all evangalicunt about ‘ed-u-cashun’, and how University was for EVERYONE. No lub, it actually isn’t. Simple supply and demand – if we now have a plethora of grads holding certs in stuff like Biblical Studies, Town Planning and Transport Operations, and good olf Business Administration, then what jobs will they be walking into exactly?
Yours truly was a graduate during the peak fucking Blair years, and I had to pay my fucking dues for years after my graduation without question – no sooner had I doffed the cap then I was working in a waste plastics factory, then a fitted kitchen showroom, then a call centre before getting my money together and being able to move to where the professional jobs were in my field. Some hard graft and no mistake, but without the option of daddy’s millions, it was always understood to require more work than just grappling with library books.
These days, no fucker post-Uni wants to put in the hard yards. And the sorts of cunts you see within Question Time audience, crying that their 2:2 in Applied Underwater Basketweaving from Teesside University has landed them on the side of the ‘have-nots’, typify this level self-entitlement perfectly. These days it seems to be an aspiration for ex-students to both look, and behave like Corbyn.
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back
Popular culture – what a load of cunt.
Music –Aimed at 12 year-old girls. Bland, repetitive, lacking excitement. Boy bands, girl bands and endless female warblers like Bouncy, Swift, Perry , Adele. Then we are presented with the phenomenally untalented Harry Styles and his solo career. Fuck me it was thin enough in his fucking supergroup of Cowelised, autotuned posers. Add in assorted rappers who actually think they are musicians and the picture is complete.
Film- Seems to be aimed at 12 year-old boys. Superheroes, cartoons. Batman vs Superman for fucks sake. Disneyfied, soppy, cloying animations for pre 12 year-olds and fucking Romcoms for post 15 year-old. Are no films or music intended for grown-ups anymore?
TV – Endless fucking badly acted, poorly scripted identikit soap operas. The whole ITV output is dire. The reality shows are not just targeted at window lickers, it is necessary to actually lick the window while watching.
Right-on shite and right-on shite comedians.
Everywhere you look popular culture has reached rock bottom. Until they think up more shite.
Nominated by Cunstable Cuntbubble
“Elf on the Shelf” is a cunt.
Don’t know what it is but I’m hearing it everywhere.
I don’t know that if I understood it I would be cunting it, but right now I am.
Nominated by Birdman
Elf on the fucking Shelf (yes there really is one featuring ‘naughty’ elves) is “a marketing juggernaut dressed up as a tradition” whose purpose is “to spy on kids” and that one shouldn’t “bully your child into thinking that good behaviour equals gifts” says The Atlantic columnist Kate Tuttle in the USA.
Washington Post reviewer Hank Stuever characterized the concept as “just another nannycam in a nanny state obsessed with penal codes”.
Professor Laura Pinto suggests that it conditions kids to accept the surveillance state and that it communicates to children that “it’s okay for other people to spy on you, and you’re not entitled to privacy.” She argues that “if you grow up thinking it’s cool for the elves to watch me and report back to Santa, well, then it’s cool for the NSA to watch me and report back to the government … The rule of play is that kids get to interact with a doll or video game or what have you, but not so with the Elf on the Shelf: The rule is that you don’t touch the elf. Think about the message that sends.”
Basically you buy this piece of shit at Thanksgiving (that’s the day we all sit around in the UK drinking heavily and thinking ‘Thank fuck for 1776 when we got rid of these cunts’). You then move it around the house each day pretending that Santa has sent it to make sure your kids are good in the run up to Christmas. So it’s OK for your brat to be a total cunt the rest of the year, is it?
Take a look at Amazon (another American crock of crap) where there are no less than 1,284 items exploiting this ‘tradition’. They come in all colours too – white, brown, black, yellow. As one cunter observed “Since when were Santa’s elves brown fuckers?”
But the last word goes to one canny mother on MumsNet : “I’ve got enough to do without moving some stupid toy elf around the house every day!”
Nominated by Dioclese
Christ on a fucking bike! I simply refuse to believe that this elf on a fucking shelf cuntishness exists, surely it is a joke?
You would have to be some sort of monumental, sans taste, council estate dwelling thick as pigshit cunt to part with your hard earned on this pile of cunt.
A product for the tasteless tacky human vermin if ever there was one. How fucking depressing.
Nominated by Dick Byrne
For the first time in decades I looked at the album chart. Here are some highlights. If you are of a delicate disposition or indeed, you have eaten in the last 90 minutes, please refrain from reading further.
3 Little Mix
4 Ed Sheeran
5 Michael Ball Alfie Boe
8 Paloma Faith
10 Pink
12 Taylor Swift
14 Michael Buble
19 Daniel Odonell
21 Anton De Bake
23 Bradley Walsh
26 Alexander Armstrong for fucks sake
31 Kids Bop
36 Frank Turner
38 Ed Sheeran
39 Cliff Richard
40 Phil Collins
43 Tom Chaplin
46 Eminem
50 Bananarama
A bigger pile of dogwank aborted foetus I’ve yet to see. No wonder we are fucked as a nation.
Nominated by Cunts ‘n’ Roses
