Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Polly Toynbee [5]

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I think I may have found the winner for Anti-Brexit Cunt of the year. Step forward Polly Toynbee. Yes, you ignorant, far left, traitorous bitch. Step the fuck forward. There are many reasons that Toynbee could be nominated for this esteemed award, but the reason I’m nominating her today, is for calling on Sinn Fein to swallow their pride, take the oath of allegiance to the Queen, and vote to stop Brexit.

Yes my friends, you read that right. Toynbee is actually ask a group made up of (allegedly) known and suspected IRA terrorists to help undermine the democratically expressed wish of the British people. As cuntery goes, this has to beat all others. We all know that Toynbee is a cunt and a traitor of epic proportions, but she has actually managed to surpass herself with this one.

It actually disgusts me to think that this left wing hypocrite is SO desperate to destroy Brexit, that she is SO against democracy, that she has to stoop to asking that lowlife scum, literally makes my blood boil. I see this as a sign that remainers have run out of ammunition to shoot at Brexiteers. This goes way beyond her hypocrisy over second homes, when she used to own a Tuscan villa. It goes way beyond this multi-millionairess’s views on taxing the rich.

This is the type of cuntery not even Corbyn, McDonnell and the Abbottopotamus combined could think up. I doubt that Sinn Fein would ever take the oath of allegiance, but still, Toynbee is guilty of an epic level of treason just for suggesting it. FUCK YOU Toynbee. Fuck you and the left wing horse you rode in on.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Barry Scott

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…with a blast from the past courtesy of Dioclese

Barry Scott is a cunt.

You know the weird cunt from the Cillit Bang adverts. What a cunt. Apparently Cillit Bang is the best ever, so all the previous ‘best ever’ Cillit Bangs were shit? I don’t buy the overrated shite anyways but the fact they employ this creepy cunt is enough to put me off. Someone shoot the cunt…

Bang and the cunt is gone.

Nominated by Black & White Cunt

Thanking God

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I’m sick to the back teeth of hearing boxers and MMA fighters thanking God after a contest. Why do they always have to bring God into it?

“Yeah it was God who made it possible for me to kick fuck out of him. He’ll be pissing blood for a week and I couldn’t have done it without God’s help.”

I notice they never mention God when they’ve lost.

Nominated by Allan.

John Major [3]

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And in yet another unwanted Brexit intervention from grey man and undoubtedly one of Britain’s worst prime ministers in living memory John ( sell out at Maastricht) Major telling anybody stupid enough to listen that Parliament should stop Brexit, or at least the people should have another vote on it..

Listen up you unpopular old cunt! You are no longer relevant! You sold us down the fuckin’ river in 92 so why don’t you shut the fuck up and crawl back under the rock from where you came….

Old John has a major lack of self awareness. Almost Blairesque…

Nominated by Quislings

Militant vegans

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A full-on primeval, red meat, Bear Grylls Born Survivor of a cunting for militant vegans.

First off the bat this is not a cunting for vegans per se, so any lettuce munching cunters out there don’t throw your lentil and mung bean stroganoff out of the pram. I’m all for free lifestyle choices, but the rub is as with many minority groups trying to convert the majority through guilt tripping,intimidation and even violence into their way of thinking.

A few examples have been in the news recently, the restaurant owner forced to quit after she jokingly ‘spiked’ a vegans meal, a dairy farmer in Ireland called a rapist and Nazi by militants. The soft headed cunt triggered by Jeremy Vines ham and cheese sandwich on his Radio 2 show and miniscule traces of animal fat in the new £5 notes had the green army on the march, nobody was going to make them fucking eat a plateful.

One group we can be assured to be untouchable by these cunts are the peacefuls with their barbaric and cruel halal practice.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator