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John Major [3]

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And in yet another unwanted Brexit intervention from grey man and undoubtedly one of Britain’s worst prime ministers in living memory John ( sell out at Maastricht) Major telling anybody stupid enough to listen that Parliament should stop Brexit, or at least the people should have another vote on it..

Listen up you unpopular old cunt! You are no longer relevant! You sold us down the fuckin’ river in 92 so why don’t you shut the fuck up and crawl back under the rock from where you came….

Old John has a major lack of self awareness. Almost Blairesque…

Nominated by Quislings

Militant vegans

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A full-on primeval, red meat, Bear Grylls Born Survivor of a cunting for militant vegans.

First off the bat this is not a cunting for vegans per se, so any lettuce munching cunters out there don’t throw your lentil and mung bean stroganoff out of the pram. I’m all for free lifestyle choices, but the rub is as with many minority groups trying to convert the majority through guilt tripping,intimidation and even violence into their way of thinking.

A few examples have been in the news recently, the restaurant owner forced to quit after she jokingly ‘spiked’ a vegans meal, a dairy farmer in Ireland called a rapist and Nazi by militants. The soft headed cunt triggered by Jeremy Vines ham and cheese sandwich on his Radio 2 show and miniscule traces of animal fat in the new £5 notes had the green army on the march, nobody was going to make them fucking eat a plateful.

One group we can be assured to be untouchable by these cunts are the peacefuls with their barbaric and cruel halal practice.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

Dawn Butler, Munroe Bergdorf & Labour (8)

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Emergency triple cunting for Dawn Butler the shadow Equalities Minister, the Labour Party, and Munroe Bergdorf our favourite racist transexual.

Seems that Bergdorf has been appointed as an advisor on LGBT issues. Anxious to distance themselves from a trannie who was sacked by L’Oreal for racism, Labour were quick to point out that Bergdorf is advising Butler in a private capacity and not the Labour Party. This is like saying that Toby Young wasn’t advising the Tory Party.

Butler has plenty of form for racism in her own right so probably has little need for a leg up from Bergdorf – no pun intended.

This just shows Labour up for the pathetic fawning dodging-the-issue bunch of cunts they really are.

Answer this, Catweazle. Who’s paying her, The Labour Party or Butler?

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

The Beast from the East

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How ironic. There’s a bit of snow about so the snowflakes go into meltdown!

100 years ago soldiers endured four months in the freezing cold during the battle of the Somme. Today the modern generation is taking time off work because there’s a half inch of melting slush on the pavement.

Trains have been cancelled because it might snow overnight and they’d be in the wrong place or might – might, mind you – get stuck in the snow and the passengers freeze to death before they get rescued.

Snowflake cunts up and down the country are panic buying milk and bread in preparation for the ensuing armageddon.

And the piece de resistance? A headmaster is banning his pupils from TOUCHING snow and told them that snowball fights in the playground will result in them being excluded! I can see it now – the new Injury Lawyers4U ad : poor little Johnny got a snowflake in his eye so we need to sue the local education authority. Ring 0800-GREEDYCUNT now. No win no fee. You know it makes sense.

Snowflakes breeding snowflakes getting worked up over a few snowflakes.

Here’s a message for you : It’s winter and there’s some snow about. Like it is every year in the north and Scotland. It’s not new. It’s not even unusual. It’s a bit of fucking snow!!! Get over it!

Cunts…

Nominated by Dioclese

The Leopard II Tank

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The Tank designed not to be used. Remember the poor sods in there.

This useless but highly expensive bastard has been around since the 1970s and is a mainstay of NATO forces. It is part of the immense German armaments industry (who knew they still had one ‘eh?) and at £4 million a pop supposed to be the last thing in such motors. Well they are so long as they remain oit orf combat. Talking about last things, the last thing the poor cunts crewing the bastards actually hear is indeed a pop followed by a sizzle then good night Vienna.
Have come to recent prominence because some dumb cunts ie the Turks have actually started to use them. Against fearsome opponents with state orf the art weaponry? Well a few clapped oit Toyota pick-ups with pipe mortars mounted in the back but supported by Blighty with whatever obsolete shite we can scrape together.

Thing is the Curds are blowing the shite oit orf ’em and that is not supposed to happen. £4 mill worth of armour plating reinforced with tungsten and depleted uranium. Twin diesels with a max orf 42mph (nippy for a tank). Very embarrassing. These dodgy motors are the mainstay orf NATO defence against the Russkies (and Comrade Ivan knows their capability). Very lethal. (Stop laughing Ivan)

Usual Kraut marketing, false performance figures coupled with brute force and bribery (Shurely not from the nation orf VW and BMW).

Not surprisingly there are rather a number of used Leopard II s aroinde for sale – not ex-battle field (scrap merchants only) but more ex-display models (Italian Forces ect ect). Indeed our Nato allies cannot get rid fast enough. Now hearing that the MOD is looking to replace our aging Challenger Tanks (a good tank despite faults, many orf which now ironed oit) the helpful Krauts have jack booted in and offered their own second hand rejects at a bargain price, £2 mill per pop. Response from the chinless cunts at the MOD? Fuck orf Krauty, not even if you chuck in an extra tank orf petrol? Not a bit orf it. Creaming their knickers at the prospect. Extra lubrication won’t make the bastards work better or safer though.

What the Krauts really want to do is get their mitts on the maintenance and spares contracts. Always lucrative in the military sphere particularly for a tank that gets blown up or stuck in a ditch whenever you use it. Bugger me though, Blighty has a tendency to use her tanks. A minor problem.

Clincher though is the role orf Brexit. Main Kraut bargaining chip. Pour your British pounds down our Euro sink hole and we well be minded to support you just an infinitesimally bit more in the negotiations. Sieg Heil! (Ja, das ist die neue Euro-Hymne)

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke