Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Syria

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I’m just fed up of Syria.

I’m fed up of seeing today’s wide eyed war-zone infants (tomorrow’s radicalised bomb makers in Germany, Sweden, or worse, here) being thrust upon us in a vain attempt for us to sympathise with our “peaceful” brethren.

The reason why Syria is a basket case is because – while a cunt – Asad lead a secular and – compared to most “peaceful” states – progressive state giving the same credence to absolute Islam as the Shah of Iran did in the 1970’s.

Corrupt? More than likely. Radical Islamic? Not a chance.

So like Iran became a basket case of radical Shariah fuckwittery, so the backwards radical Shariah cunts would like to make Syria the same.

I know people, good people, stranded here when the Shah was overthrown in Iran and they’re as likely to commit a terrorist act, or act against this country in any shape or form as I am to go to the nearest LGBTQXYZ meeting. I mean I went to one’s wedding in a CofE church for fuck’s sake (and yes he is a Muslim)! And yet he’s no better thought of or considered as that cunt Abu Hamsa was in the (UK) state’s eyes!

Asad is a cunt. Putin in is a cunt. But the alternative is 25yrs of a glorified terrorist cell merely pretending to be a government!

The reason for my cunting is that I am fed up of the AL-BB-CERA ramming humanist stories down my throat when – truth be told – most were happy with the Asad regime and those that weren’t are basically the types who’d like nothing more than to take our aid/support now and then lop off our heads once our backs are turned!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

The School Run Mum

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I have recently been working from home so have inevitably been roped into the daily horror show shitfest of the school run. I have identified the prime vomit inducing cause of this evil phenomena and that is the School Run Mum.

To help you identify if you fall into this cuntish category answer these questions –

1. Do you drive a vehicle of such epic proportions that you find it impossible to perform simple manoeuvres? If yes then you are a cunt and possibly a School Run Mum.

2. If all that someone can see of you while you sit in your road going version of an M1A1 Abrams is a pair of eyes straining to see over the steering wheel and possibly a bobble hat thrown in for good measure? If yes then you are a cunt and possibly a School Run Mum.

3. Do you constantly talk drivel on the phone while you ferry your precious Darlings to the school gate? If yes then you are a cunt and possibly a School Run Mum.

4. Do you limit your focus to the two feet of road immediately in front of your car and frequently find yourself the cause of blocking the entire fucking road? If yes then you are a cunt and possibly a School Run Mum.

5. Are you a woman with school age kids? You are certainly a cunt and a school run mum.
If you have scored any more than 2 on this test then you are a monumental cunt, for the good of society as a whole, should prepare a bottle of whiskey and loaded revolver and do the right thing.

Nominated by Proper Cunt

Polly Toynbee [5]

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I think I may have found the winner for Anti-Brexit Cunt of the year. Step forward Polly Toynbee. Yes, you ignorant, far left, traitorous bitch. Step the fuck forward. There are many reasons that Toynbee could be nominated for this esteemed award, but the reason I’m nominating her today, is for calling on Sinn Fein to swallow their pride, take the oath of allegiance to the Queen, and vote to stop Brexit.

Yes my friends, you read that right. Toynbee is actually ask a group made up of (allegedly) known and suspected IRA terrorists to help undermine the democratically expressed wish of the British people. As cuntery goes, this has to beat all others. We all know that Toynbee is a cunt and a traitor of epic proportions, but she has actually managed to surpass herself with this one.

It actually disgusts me to think that this left wing hypocrite is SO desperate to destroy Brexit, that she is SO against democracy, that she has to stoop to asking that lowlife scum, literally makes my blood boil. I see this as a sign that remainers have run out of ammunition to shoot at Brexiteers. This goes way beyond her hypocrisy over second homes, when she used to own a Tuscan villa. It goes way beyond this multi-millionairess’s views on taxing the rich.

This is the type of cuntery not even Corbyn, McDonnell and the Abbottopotamus combined could think up. I doubt that Sinn Fein would ever take the oath of allegiance, but still, Toynbee is guilty of an epic level of treason just for suggesting it. FUCK YOU Toynbee. Fuck you and the left wing horse you rode in on.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Barry Scott

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…with a blast from the past courtesy of Dioclese

Barry Scott is a cunt.

You know the weird cunt from the Cillit Bang adverts. What a cunt. Apparently Cillit Bang is the best ever, so all the previous ‘best ever’ Cillit Bangs were shit? I don’t buy the overrated shite anyways but the fact they employ this creepy cunt is enough to put me off. Someone shoot the cunt…

Bang and the cunt is gone.

Nominated by Black & White Cunt

Thanking God

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I’m sick to the back teeth of hearing boxers and MMA fighters thanking God after a contest. Why do they always have to bring God into it?

“Yeah it was God who made it possible for me to kick fuck out of him. He’ll be pissing blood for a week and I couldn’t have done it without God’s help.”

I notice they never mention God when they’ve lost.

Nominated by Allan.