Adele is a cunt…
Amongst the collective media skin colour over actual talent arselicking of Fatarse Beyonce at Coachella, our very own lardy and tuneless one got some publicity out of it…. Adele posted pics of herself on Instacunt wetting herself over Coconut Bey’s appearance… The sight of Adele flicking her hair all over the place, twerking her fat arse, and pretending to play a trumpet in front of a television set is all too distressing and disgusting to bear…
Stupid fat slag…
Boris Johnson is a cunt. He’s proposing an amnesty for illegal immigrants that have been here for ten years and have a clean record. How you assess their records when you don’t even know anything about them I couldn’t begin to imagine. What I do know is that Boris is an untrustworthy cunt who dilly dailied over remain or leave , a real man of principle ‘ey ? Fuck off Boris, if they’re illegal then fuck them off, you wobble chopped ,bumbling blonde bastard.
Nominated by, Jack The Cunter
I would like to hand out a double cunting to Stanley Skupien/Met polis. Yes,the Polski homeless jogger cunt who found a London marathon runners entry bib and used it to steal his medal is back in the news. This time he robs some poor cunts boat, fills it with petrol instead of diesel (daft cunt) then is caught red handed wearing the boat owners clothes painting the boat black to try and disguise it.His alibi? Some bloke paid him to paint the boat! The Met accept this as they say that they cannot prove otherwise (thick cunts/lazy cunts….you decide) and all charges (slight matter of theft and criminal damage,nothing to see here) are dropped. Poor cunt with wrecked boat gets a letter from Met saying no further action will be taken.He is,quite rightly,appealing this decision. I eagerly await Mr. Skupiens next contribution to our culturally enriched society.
however he did get his comeuppance
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6249930/london-marathon-cheat-forrest-tramp-beaten-up-mob/
Nominated by, Fillipo
Kendrick Lamarr. More obnoxious than Mark, much, much less attractive than Hedi, you may never have heard of him. He is a rapper. An American one. He is famous for having danced on a burnt-out police car during a riot. The Groaniad wants to nominate his ill-structured gibberings for a Pulitzer prize. I have just endured (what I was doing required too much focus to turn the cunt off) 15 minutes of a simpering eulogy/life history of this chanter of bollocks to ripped-off techno beatz…on Radio 4.
Ultimately, I had to suspend operations in order to register my hatred of this shit on ISAC. And take a boiling piss.
I learned that he had suffered depression as a teenager. Apparently this is unusual. Pity he didn’t succumb, and pop himself through the head with the mandatory .45. His English teacher, modestly claiming credit for launching the cunt on his multiple assaults on rhyme, scansion, grammar and sense within the slack framework of a tribal chant, is called Regis Inge. Which was the only mildly comic point made during a presentation delivered in the reverential tones normally accorded to competent but dead heads of state., with frequent gormless utterances from the cunt himself and samples of his noxious output interleaved with admiring vignettes from his utterly ordinary existence.
Why wasn’t this shit on a lowest-common-denominator yoof music programme? Answer, Radio 4 is now courting the lowest common denominator. Centuries of culture culminate in this. O tempora. O mores. I see the Tiber flowing with much blood.
nominated by Komodo
Hows about Lord Willets for a cunting. Below is from his Policy study group, or Wank Tank if you prefer:-
‘A £10,000 payment should be given to the young and pensioners taxed more, a new report into inter-generational fairness in the UK suggests.
The research and policy organisation, the Resolution Foundation, says these radical moves are needed to better fund the NHS and maintain social cohesion.
Its chairman, Lord Willetts, said the contract between young and old had “broken down”.’
What a fucking brilliant idea. Tax the fuck out of the likes of me who worked and contributed for 50 years and give £10 grand to the snowflakes to spend on snowflake priorities. You know, gender re-assignment surgery because the NHS doesn’t give it due priority, paying back their loans for Media Studies degrees, state of the art tablets for Twatter storms or photographing their dinner, bland music, setting up protest groups for whatever is the next outrage and so on. I am sure Cunters can add to these priorities.
And god help us Willets is not a swivel eyed Corbynista. He’s a fucking Tory. The cunt.
nominated by, Cuntstable Cuntbubble