Any and every police force in the United Kingdom.
First off the fucking truncheon – I do not give a solitary single shit if anyone here is affiliated with plod, and care not a fucking jot if anyone thus is offended.
But… but… it’s really CPS, senior officers, also Cressida Dick – no. Not in my opinion. Each and every fucker associated with the badge is a cunt of biblical proportions. Senior members are pure, crystalized cunt indeed but the fucking morons pounding the streets (when they can be arsed) show next to no sensitivity, empathy, critical-thinking or decency of judgement with their day-to-day duties.
Right, where do we fucking start… do we hit the ground running with topical matters such this truly unfortunate pensioner, who, through no fault of his own, finds himself in a total nightmare of fighting for his life against a now-deceased piece of shit intruder, with the double-whammy of Plod first treating him like a deliberate murderer (manslaughter should have been investigated instead, you fucking cunts), then has the shitboys in blue effectively hand the pikey scumcunt family of mudered burglar a free reign to trespass, intimidate and obstruct his own fucking home with tributes – then, to rub caustic soda into the wounds, some egg-headed tripe-munching cunt of a superintendent declares the death of the robbing scum valiantly warded off as a ‘tragedy’. Un-fucking believable, Jeff.
That my fellow cunters is merely a succint précis of British police.
What if we turn our attention to their recruitment policies? The British Transport Police hold minority-only workshops for recruitment, essentially a positive discrimination drive to make sure a set percentage of recruits HAVE to be ethnic or female. Reports on similar police drives can be found on a basic search.
Well-publicised on this site is the (in)famous police announcement in 2017 that we now can feel safe and snug from big bolshy bastards out to hurt us with nasty words and flamebaiting, thanks to a specialist division of 900+ officers dedicated to tackling ‘hate crime’, thereby prioritising the snowflakes and the amaziongly thin-skinned peacefuls amonst others.
Also reported in 2017 (Telegraph) was the fact that 9 out of 10 burglaries are closed without even identifying a suspect. I can tell you from first-hand experience how utterly uninterested the police are in these crimes, and not just burglary – thefts in general basically require the perpetrator to incriminate himself before Plod acts.
We could write an entire compendium of cuntitude against the police. Time is pressing so we can only skim over the shameful disgrace of last year’s participation in that fucking rainbow parade debacle, the dumb fucking rozzer who twerked with the disease-ridden Carribean cunt at last year’s Notting Hill, the sheer impotence in the face of London knife-crime, the woeful figures on catching paedophiles which has led to vigilante groups, rightly or wrongly, taking matters into their own hands to ensare nonces, and something that warrants a cunting all on its own – persecution of any and every man without evidence whenever the sexual assault whistle is blown. This includes cases where women have changed their minds on consent AFTER the fact, police themsleves ‘fiddling’ disclosure of phone evidence in an attempt to secure a conviction with no regard for the ruination of young lads’ lives and the frankly comical case last year where, some actress cried sexual assault on a man, I shit you not, who walked straight past her in a crowded Waterloo station
I fucking despise the bastard police with a passion – it is almost like these cunts are deliberately opting to frustrate the bulk of the genuine tax-paying public with their increased preference for political stances instead of tackling real victims of real crime. The only time I ever see Plod animated in numbers is to claim their 20% Nandos discount (yes, Nandos celebrate the discount they give the cunts), or when some homeless cunt is getting moved on, three officers to a man.
Useless, utterly fucking useless. My advice – if you are ever the victim of any crime, do not waste time whatsoever with fucking Plod – take matters directly into your own hands.
Nominated by. The Empire Cunts Back
A middle class cunting for ‘Thought for the Day’
