Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Dead Pool (108)

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Congratulations to WhatsTheFuckingPoint for correctly predicting that his neighbour’s cat William who was run over by a cunt in an Audi yesterday would be the next to die, sadly passing away at the vet in the early hours of the morning.

So we move on to Dead Poll 108.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. A NEW RULE :
It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

The People’s Vote

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I would like to nominate everyone who is insisting that we need a second Brexit referendum (because they are not at all happy with the result of the first one).

Today Lord Kerslake, said that “if the government was unable to strike a deal with Brussels, there would have to be a pause” in the Article 50 process under which the UK will leave the EU on 29 March 2019”. He went on to say that in those circumstances, the European Commission would likely insist on some “re-examination” of the 2016 referendum decision to leave. “The consequences of a no deal would be so serious as I think Parliament would have to seriously consider whether it could contemplate this,” he said.

“The question people need ask themselves is: is this a risk that they think we should be taking? If the government can negotiate a good deal, then so be it.
But if they can’t and we end up in this position, then we have to reopen the question of whether we go forward with Brexit at all. It is not too late to do that.”

Well my old mucker Kerslake, it was absolutely clear to absolutely everyone that the unelected cunts at the EU never wanted a deal, so the only option is to leave without one. We do not pay them any money and simply walk away. They had the chance to be reasonable and grown up about things but decided instead to be vindictive arseholes to a country that they should be thankful to.

As an unelected cunt in the house of Lords who the fuck are you and what gives you the right to tell the nation who voted to leave the corrupt and frankly ridiculous European Union that they got it wrong? Stupid little turd..

Also today millionaire twat Superdry co-founder Julian Dunkerton (who has pledged £1m to the People’s Vote campaign) said “we have a genuine chance to turn this around”.

No you stupid cunts- we have already had a referendum and the result was TO LEAVE. The question was not ambiguous and both Conservatives and Labour said this meant leaving the single market and the customs union.

Article 50 has been triggered so we MUST now leave, either with a deal or with no deal. And if you remember, the unelected wankers at the EU threatened us unequivocally (just before article 50 was eventually triggered) that
Article 50 is irreversible. Why must there be a pause? Think you just made that up. Cunt.

Fed up with the Remain fuckers now- have really had enough and they are becoming tiresome. Nigel- really don’t know how you managed to keep your sanity over the last 20 years. But glad you are back on side.

Nominated by willie stroker

Daleks

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Daleks, fucking Daleks would you fucking believe it. Well in need of an Inter-Galatic Cunting.

When i was a kid I was always safe in the knowledge that if they really invaded earth I’d always be able to escape their evil intentions and their desire to ‘exterminate’ anything that threatened them or they didn’t like by simply running up the stairs.

How wrong could I have been.

Yesterday I turned on the telly and can you believe it, right in front of me was what I must assume is the latest generation Dalek.

I was reminded of the Terminator 1 and 2 films and how the next generation was much more human like than its predecessor, T2 could experience pain and had ‘feelings’.

Daleks have indeed come a long way. The T2 Dalek I watched was so advanced it could actually feel offended and victimised and has actually gone as far as reporting a politician for a hate crime.

Whatever will they think of next? Thought crime?

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Daleks are fucking useless. How many times have they had the dead drop on the Doctor, it’s a fair cop and bang to rights, without doing him on the spot? Naturally he’ll duck out again at the first opportunity, and give the mardy arsed tin cans yet another right kicking up their metal arseholes.

Take over the universe? Yer ‘aving a larf. They couldn’t take the skin off a rice pudding.

PS. Cybermen are even more fucking useless than Daleks, and that’s really saying something.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Demanding fans

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Demanding fans are cunts….
The sort of cunt that expects a say in an artist’s work or how a film or TV show should go… Peter Kay recently did a(nother) final episode of Car Share: simply because mongs on social media were ‘heartbroken’ and ‘outraged’ that there wasn’t a syrupy and soppy ending like they wanted…. Kay should have told the sad pricks to fuck right off… Now Star Wars fancunts are ‘petitioning’ (oh, my fucking sides!) to have Princess Leia re-cast in the form of Concorde Conk Devil Streep… Fans of any kind should have no say whatsoever in what they are watching or listening to… Charlie Watts had it right when he was asked about ‘Satanic Majesties’ being apparently ‘crap’… Charlie said ‘I don’t care if people don’t like it… It is what it is, and we should stand or fall by our product’….

Nominated by Norman

Princess Eugenie

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No great revelation that a “Royal” is a Cunt, I know, but this vacuous sow has confirmed it. The cost of security for her wedding has reached £2 million and rising,no doubt. She undertakes no Royal duties,probably too busy going on holiday…25 days worth in the first ten weeks of her new job…8 holidays in 15 months.

When the Police are desperately stretched I can’t see that having to divert so much in the way of manpower and resources to guard this pudding-faced leech can really be justified. She could just of easily had a quiet(ish) wedding like Princess Anne’s daughter, Zara Philips, but no,this ridiculous bitch expects the taxpayer to pay the security costs involved in a full-bore,open-carriage journey through the streets of London.

It’s not as if even the most ardent Bert and Doris Nutter can really be interested in this Royal Wedding. They must have realised that this particular example of the dangers of generations of inbreeding isn’t relevant. She’s just a spoiled,stupid,lazy Cunt who seems to believe that she is entitled to special treatment,and the Plebs can pick up the bill.

I’m no fan of the Royals, but when these minor members of the Freeloader family still treat the taxpayer with such contempt, even Monarchists must admit that the time for these parasites to Fuck Off has nearly arrived. The soap-opera of the biggest benefit sponging family in the land has delighted us long enough.

Wouldn’t bother me if a Haj-sized crowd of mentally ill “British citizens” decided to recreate “Convoy” and truck their way right through the Royal nuptials..just hope they have plenty of diesel to make sure they can reverse back up over any chinless wonder, ermine- bedecked scrounger who has evaded the first drive-by.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler