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The Gender Pay Gap [2]

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The Gender Pay Gap

Or, more specifically, the BBC and Guardian’s ridiculous obsession with it.
Now then I’m all for equal pay (and in fact wouldn’t mind in the slightest if the missus earnt more than me then she can go out to work and I’ll while away an hour or two on the sofa and tune into the cricket).
But what really get my goat is this rabid and hysterical expectation that employers/ business/ government etc do something NOW /IMMEDIATELY/WITHOUT DELAY. “It’s a national disgrace “ !!!!
The fact of the matter is that it will take several decades for average pay differentials to work their out of the system as males and females enter and leave the workforce. Men go out to work and women of necessity take career breaks to bring up the kids. It’s also not gonna change overnight that for cultural, historical and flexibility reasons that more women work in low paying jobs such as cleaning, care, retail and in nurseries. Fact of life.
Outside the usual self-obsessed metropolitan cunts, most women accept this and get on with daily life. I have never yet -ever- met a woman whose obsession with this is the burning, angry issue the media (and in particular the femistasi at the BBC) would have us think it is. It’s never even discussed!!!

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

British Gas

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Have been a British Gas customer ever since I purchased my first property back in 1983. Thirty five years.

Have been in my current property since 1993 (twenty five years in August).

Throughout that time our gas consumption has been fairly consistent from one year to the next- using more gas in the winter naturally than in the summer. They can clearly check this from their records if they could be the least bit bothered.

Despite this our direct debits have varied from £25 a month up to an eye watering £160 month. At one stage we had built up a credit in excess of £1,600, which I demanded back and which they paid (not with interest of course).

The last time I spoke with the cunts was paying £110 a month and was in credit (again). Told them just to take my average usage over the past year and divide by 12. They said they would be reducing my monthly direct debit to £35 a month. I said call it £50 because sick and tired of the yoyo effect of the monthly payments. After doing this within two months have already increased from the agreed £50 to £70. Cunts.

Last week I decided to submit my meter reading online which I did. Thought this would help matters. During the process I was continually directed towards getting a smart meter. Did I want a smart meter. Did I want to learn more about smart meters. Did I want to speak to someone about smart meters. No, no and for fuck sake no.

Regarding smart meters I have hear many bad reports about these devices using old technology and being unreliable, saving on average only £26 a year (whoopidoo)- scrub that, after this weeks news make that £11 A YEAR, and NOT having the ability to send the usage details back to the supplier, have arrived at the stark conclusion that they are a complete waste of fucking time, money (everyone contributes towards the cost of the useless devices) and simply not worth the hassle.

Have been waiting for my latest bill to arrive. Instead, this morning, whilst having breakfast I received a knock at the door from a dopey cunt gas meter reader. This is despite my meter having been read by me only a week ago (and the reading forwarded to British Gas as per their two automated phone messages) and again within the last two months.

Rather unusually for me I became rather irked, questioning the necessity of having my meter read (unannounced and during breakfast) yet AGAIN. I questioned the logic of this and what was the point on submitting a reading online? He (the outsourced cunt) informed me that they are usually sent out to read a meter when they have had a reading already submitted by a customer. This I understand (from my reliable next door neighbour) to be complete bollocks.

I will be writing directly to British Gas to complain about this mornings incident as it was unnecessary and an unwanted intrusion of our privacy.

Surely in the 21st century it is not beyond the realms of possibility for British Gas have a system that works efficiently for the customer? By not having meters read every 5 fucking minutes, not increasing and decreasing direct debits every two or three months especially with long standing customers, and not persevering with smart meters which has condemned as being a waste of time and not fit for purpose.

Perhaps if they did the would not be losing so many of their long term customers.

Nominated by Willie Stroker

Misuse of “Asian”

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When a soldier, minding his business in London, is gruesomely beheaded by an “Asian”, do you immediately think: “Aha, must be Japanese!”

When an “Asian” blows fuck out of people, mainly children, attending a pop concert in Manchester, do you immediately think: “Aha, must be Chinese!”

When swathes of UK towns and cities are gripped by “Asian” grooming/rape gangs, do you immediately think: “North Korean!”

I’m pretty much guessing you don’t. We all know which “Asians” are meant and basically which religion they follow.

If terrorist perpetrators are from the Middle East then they should say so, or, name the exact country.

If “peaceful” raping/grooming gangs are from Afghanistan, Pakistan or Bangladesh then they should say so explicitly.

UK News Agencies have no issue in naming “British” (preferably “English”) perpetrators of crimes explicitly, they don’t say “European” do they?

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Prudential Ride London

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Urgh! As if it’s not enough to have to out up with irritating self righeous and selfish cyclists clogging up the roads in summer with unnecessary 2 or 3 abreast riding or riding down single lane country roads to annoy everyone, on Sunday they’re going to shut a frankly incredible about of roads for a cycling event whose apparent remit is blatant self promotion.

Who the fuck has the right to close all of these roads? Are we going to be compensated? What if someone has made plans? What if the emergency services can’t get there is time? Who the fuck cares apparently, it’s just another fly to swat in the path to cycling totalitarianism. We will all be do gooding middle aged middle class people, even if it kills us!

I just drove the A25 around to dorking and up to the M25 past Leatherhead, all of this will be closed. All of the A246 to Guildford, closed, that’s a massive stretch of road, there’s not much of an alternative, it will be a nightmare for those who couldn’t give 2 shits about cycling, and that s just a tiny bit of the route, it bloody goes all around into London!

Whoever organised this event, but even more whoever gave permission to fuck up a whole load of our roads for a vested interest. deserves a weighty and comprehensive cunting!

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

Madonna (5) and the VMA

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To ‘celebrate’ her 60th birthday (old fucking witch), old vacuum cleaner cunt has done a photoshoot for diversity propaganda pamphlet, Vogue… Sladge… sorry… Madge is dressed like some fairy queen in a horse drawn carriage with all her little brown kiddies ponced up to the nines…. The old slagbag virtue signals about Malawi and how she adores ‘her’ children… Naturally, how she acquired said brown kiddywinks and her multiple terminations for the sake her ambition and career are not mentioned… A disgusting slagwagon and a terrible human being of a cunt…

Nominated by Norman

And let’s not forget her VMA speech this week. On the subject of which :

This cunting’s like an asteroid waiting to hit the planet. You’ve got to cunt the VMA awards, it’s a crime against humanity not to.

Have you in all your puff ever seen anything like the parade of fat and ugly arses put in front of the public this time.

I swear that the cheeks of that Minaj lady ( whoever the fuck she is) would keep a whale oil lamp running for a year. Black Chyna (don’t know what the fuck she does)… the rendering plant will have to put on an extra shift when she goes and then; Amber Rose (who?) with a slash on her that should have warning signs around it.

When did fat, dimpled, lardy arses and wide open gashes become attractive?
I must have missed the email, give me the 60’s and 70’s style of girl and send these ones back to Budweiser to start pulling the carts again.

Nominated by Paul Ya Plonker