Liam Holmes

Liam Holmes is a cunt…

As we all know, this is the bloke who punched a girl out outside a nightclub and rendered her unconscious… First of all, any man who punches a woman in such a fashion is a coward and a cunt… But the patheticness (is that a word?) of this tosser is made all the more sickening by the white paint job being done by his mother… There are eyewitnesses that say Holmes was verbally abusing and threatening other young women and he’s caught on camera punching one to the ground with as much force as possible…

Yet his old lady is bleating ‘You don’t know the full story!’ ‘My son is not a thug!’ ‘He’s a good boy!’ The mother of every school bully, hooligan, and yobbo in the world always says that… I remember Gary Robinson’s old lady saying all this shite to my mum and dad after the little cunt had bust my sister’s nose in the early 80s ( I later and promptly busted his, the fucking sadistic cunt!), and the sick bucket was needed when Mrs Holmes whined ‘My son looks after me! He’s a carer!’ Why do they have to make their thuggish and woman beating offspring look like paragons of virtue who help old ladies across the road? It’s sickening…

And as they went to the cop shop, Holmes and his old lady really looked like a disabled mother and her carer, didn’t they? Fuck off! Scum is scum is scum, end of….

Nominated by Norman

The man purse

An increasingly common phenomenon I have noticed recently. You are standing behind a bloke in a shop or a supermarket and the cunt pulls out his wallet. Except it’s not a wallet. He opens it up and it’s got little compartments with zips which contain all the different coins and notes.

So the cunt fumbles around unzipping and zipping trying to find the right change. Then he realises that he can’t make it so he whips out a note. Now we have to stand around while he puts the change in the right compartments and zips them all up again. ? For fucks sake! ? It’s like standing behind some fucking old woman!

Listen cunt! You keep your notes in one pocket and your coins in the other pocket…..how hard is that cunt?

Is this part of the increasing gayification of our society? It gets on my tits!………and don’t get me started on man bags !

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Birds of a Feather


There’s one memorable scene in the otherwise shitely forgettable sequel ‘The Fly 2”. A mutated dog, previously a pet pooch to the Son of Brundle and later a failed genetic experiment, crawls pitifully and genuinely upsettingly out of a hatch towards some food and howls in agony. The same feelings of revulsion and pity are evoked whenever I see the old lush trifecta of Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and the minger that plays Doreen; year upon year, painfully dragging their grotesquely distended and well-used faffs around behind them, all for cheap laughs in a genuinely atrocious Shitcom.

‘Birds of a Feather’ has always just been there – like that wart or old scar. It has been endlessly pointless and utterly twee bollocks. In one of a handful of good decisions made by the Al-Beeb in my lifetime, they eventually axed/let it go; only for the three cunts to re-unite years later courtesy of certified shitheap celebrity resting place ITV.

Abysmal, and to this day I have no fucking clue what the premise is, other than charting the fortunes of three hideous single mothers going from shit to shite. It’s been on the TV for decades and I can only assume that one of the three matriarchal cunts has incriminating photos of both BBC and ITV chief commissioning editors.

What an absolute fucking shitshow of cunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Fun Runs

What sort of sweaty cunt thinks that any sort of run could be fun? The sight of these fanatics boils my piss every time. They imagine they’re so fucking superior in their faggot sports clothes. Just fuck off you cunts.

Nominated by Jimmy the spaz

Chuka Umunna [4]

A slap headed, eyes wide open, mouth wide open cunting for that oily heap of careerist shit, Fucka Umunna

Apparently, so desperate is he to get the keys to No. 10 (prancing round the early Sunday morning streets with dear friend Peter Mangeldbum prior to appearing on BBC TV to announce his candidature for leadership only to withdraw it 2 days later was a bit of a bummer), he has now gone all mental health expert by calling knife and gun toting scum *a disease*:

What the fuck. I read of a case yesterday where a 14 year old boy appeared in court charged with knifing another youth, but so anxious were they to spare the poor little bleeders feelings of anxiety, the lawyers appeared minus their wigs and gowns, so as not to frighten the little cunt. If you commit an adult crime you should be treated as an adult, whatever your age. In fact that it probably the ideal age to put the fear of fuck into the little motherfuckers.

How can Umunna, with his fancy ways, and lovely wife, who spends a fortune on his exclusive club where he has his own key to the gin cupboard, possibly know the terror these feral bastards can have on ordinary people. Yes he is black innit (or a bit black) but he is as in touch with his bros as Robert Mugabe was.

This vacuous wankstain is a young(ish) man in a hurry. He has proved he will say anything, do anything to get his scrawny arse on the cabinet or shadow cabinet chair (as long as he has a *nice* leader who he can crawl to). He is also an avid Remainer. He is a 100% inhanced improved Blairite arselicker.

Nominated b W.C.Boggs