John Rentoul

This Blair fan boy, who still thinks Blair is the greatest gift to mankind has needed a first rate cunting for years since he assumed the “Political Editorship” of the if-ti-wasn’t-so-funny- you-would-piss yourself-laughing Sunday *newspaper* The Independent on Sunday, which now only exists on line and in champagne socialists wet dreams.

For years this cunt, who is also a lecturer in politics at a London university (though how being so nakedly biased he can do that job any better than journalism, god knows) has been churning out peevish, hectoring anti-anyone – except Miranda/Mandelson/Campbell bullshit, often with a football connotation. Like the North East New Labour fairies, pretending an interest in football was perhaps a way of disguising their homoerotic worshipping of Blair. He ought to remember there is more to football than sniffing Harry Kane’s jockstrap.

Rentoul defended everything Blair – Iraq, Dr Kelly’s dubious suicide, the arselicking to big money – and still does. Click for his latest whinge

Theresa May Not might not be the greatest but Blair isn’t coming back but must at least be slightly better than Catweazle & co.

I hope now the IOS is just a website and has no physical hard copy he is not paid for his fuckwittery.

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

“Generation Y”

“Generation Y”

Also known as “Millenials”, they have adopted this term to avoid being tarred with the “Snowflake Cunt” brush that over 90% of them rightly have. I am in the midst of a company seminar where old cunts like me (42) are being re-educated to the needs of these soppy cunts as they are the future.

Apparently “Generation Y don’t like hierarchy”. “Generation Y will move employer several times in their career”. “Generation Y feel they are not included”

So in simple terms; These soppy cunts have such a sense of entitlement that if they are not CEO of a multinational within three years, they’ll spit dummy out and fuck off. Fine-go on you cunts.

Nominated by Cupid McStunt

Olly Robbins

Olly Robbins is a bit of a cunt, isn’t he?

Who’s this harmless-faced dullard? He looks about as frightening as an arse-kissing civil servant. Who is he and why is he a cunt?

Well, he’s a civil servant AND a cunt. He’s been one for over twenty years. He is Theresa May’s Brexit adviser or, to give him his full title, The incapable and unpatriotic official charged with the important task of extricating Britain from the European Union.

Admittedly, this isn’t an easy task; apparently he says he understands that his job is to carry out the orders of the government of the day as smoothly and skilfully as possible. Nonetheless, the rumours are that Robbins regards Brexit as a crisis to be managed rather than an opportunity to be seized.

Recently, Zelda May and David Davis came to blows because of a Brexit document drawn up by Oily Robbins which hadn’t even had an end date included on it.

He wants to give in on everything.

Yet Zelda’s bony backside isn’t the only place Robbins’ treacherous lips have puckered to and salivated; this genuflecting sycophant has kissed the arse of FOUR Prime Ministers: May, Cameron, Brown, and Blair, the Lord of Sith himself, have all had the felching treatment from Robbins.

Consequently, we must add this weasel’s name to the many unBritish weasels who have done so much to sabotage Brexit and we must place another spike on London Bridge awaiting another traitorous head.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Mavis and the Traitors

I’m thinking of starting up a new band with the above name. I’ll be the manager and get in some young cunts to play the parts. It will be five piece…….2 cunts dressed like posh Tory ex-Public schoolboys, 2 cunts covered in tats with skinny jeans and whisky beards.
The singer will be an obvious and repulsive trannie ( think a young Frank Maloney.)
We don’t need any musical ability because we’ll just be re-working the old classics. Here’s some of my ideas :

(1) Immigration in the U.K. (Sex Pistols)
(2) Back in the ECHR ( Beatles )
(3) We’re Making Plans for Nigel (XTC)

Any offers?

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

I would like to include some Beatles classics:
Maytricker
We can fuck it up
From May to EU
Baby you’re a bitch, ma’m

And many more.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Sadiq Khan [9]

Sad Dick Cunt deserves, like his *honourable* friend Anthony Blair, a 24/7 cunting.

The idiotic shit brained little fucker has decided that it is quite in order to insult Donald Trump during his upcoming London visit, in the most childish way possible.

So the fuckwit who *runs* London, who has presided over a ramshackle administration, over more than 80 murders in the first half of this year, who spends more time worrying about Brexit than the shithole with it’s filth and *inclusion* that is London has now got under the barrel and started scraping it, to dig up more right on shit.

This cunt couldn’t run a supermarket let alone a Capital city.

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

Sadiq Khan is on record as saying the the UK should apologise for the Amritsar massacre.

I suggest that we do so – but only after Islam has apologised for the 7/7 London bombings.

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt