Since when did we get into this convoluted bag o’ shite?

Ever more obscure and totally unneeded examples are spouted by the likes of ( you guessed it) Linemepockets, without fail, when introducing EACH and EVERY game on MOTD. Invariably of the “Spurs haven’t won at Old Trafford playing in yellow in March since 1962” level of banality. Check out the BBC website match reports……always a load of bollocks bullet-pointed crap at the foot of match reports. There must be an entire office block of cunts dreaming all this up!

And what’s an “assist” when it’s at home? I’ll bet Greavsie or Shearer never worried about how many they supplied !

Well here’s a stat you can shove up your chocolate “99% of ISAC readers think you’re all a bunch of cunts”

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

Fucking hell. Tescos have to get it.

Our local tescos community scheme thing with the blue coins has as one of the options a charity that sends people into schools to train teachers how to communicate with trans people.

#)-?’)#_)/)#’!!!!!!

Nominated by Cuntflap

Gerry and whatshername’s piggy bank must be running low again, as daddy has been given several interviews. Here’s one.

I don’t think this self righteous pair can be cunted enough. They lost their daughter because they were too bloody mean to pay a baby sitter, and chose to *entertain* their friends away from their rooms. Mrs. McCann always has that sniffy look on her face as if Peter Mangledbum had just farted in her face.

Thanks to the fact that this pair of wankers are doctors they never faced consequences for leaving the little girl and a pair of babies alone. Had an *ordinary* factory worker or supermarket checkout operator left their children they would have found themselves in court.

Millions of pounds of public money and the resources of Scotland Yard have been thrown away, and still this self-regarding entitled motherfuckers feel we should pay more for their mistakes.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

A Cunting for paraplegic athlete Justin Levine

now , old Squinty was perusing the cuntfest that is the BBC tonight , for the same reasons Putin must watch CNN etc ,to have a brief adea of what your enemy is spewing forth to the masses at the moment….when I came across footage of man dragging himself through Luton Airport by his arms , legs flailing behind him. Now for a millisecond auld Cuntwood thought ” why the fuck is this happening in this day and age”…but alas , the BBC has outcunted itself along with Levine.

So actual story is this…. Levine gets off a flight and finds that his chair is left behind, a self propelling chair. Thats fucked up and pretty shitty , but hey shit does happen, what to do ?
Luton Airport offers him a standard wheechair that his comapnion pushes him toward baggage/exit…Levine is humiliated….how dare they offer him a chair he cant push himself. Also , this chair might lead to “pressure sores” as he cant manoeuvre in it . Pressure sores , from about 10 to 20 mins use ???… anyways , he decides , with his friend filming , to drag himself , legs swinging left to right like a pair of suicidal windscreen wipers , through the airport.
This is where it gets interesting and his cuntishness is fully exposed. he gets onto a baggage trolley outside , one of the wee pull along things, and drags himself to his taxi. Now the sight of him , please cunters, google it , is of his arse hanging out of a luggage trolley while he drags himself like a fucking desolate indian slumdog cripple whos found half a shopping torlley in mumbi’s shittiest dump. This is the expose….. hes all offended by the standard wheelchair but making a cunt of himself out of sheer offendedness is just fine. hes suing Luton for damages

The BBC are cunts to headline this like it was news when all along its another snowflake offended cunt looking for sympathy. This has nowt to do with paralymic athletes and everything to do with the fact anyone can be acunt no matter if able /disabled/poor/rich/black/white/male/female/left/right

BBC are cunts and so’s Levine

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood