People who don’t have manners are cunts. Total, utter cunts.

Please, thank you, holding the door for others, letting people pass. It’s a little social grease that helps people along and, by and large, stops them losing their shit and going on a spree of physical violence.

It costs nothing you cunts so why not do it?

Think I’m having a bad day.

Nominated by Cuntflap

Well, it’s that time of year again so I feel a cunting for Children In Need is in order.

Like most places my university are supporting this absolute wankfest, as they do every year, because they still have the stupid, idealistic view (the same view I once had myself) that this charidee is a force for good and a bastion of everything that’s right with the world.

Well, it’s not – it’s just another corrupt organisation where the executives and other senior figures get paid eye watering salaries and fuck all money goes on the people they claim to help, which the usual luvvies and all the regressive cunts get to feel morally good and pure and virtuous about supporting.

Fuck this absolute cunt of a ‘charity’, and like I always say, if you want to give to charity – check out what the overheads are and give local.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

People who, on a whim, diagnose themselves with autism are cunts.

There seems to be a growing number of people who fail to understand that if they don’t practice things they’ll never get good at them. Then, realising they are shit at something, they give up and proclaim “I must have autism”, or “I must be on the spectrum”.
On the spectrum of what, inconsiderate stupidity?

This is fucked up right? How on earth is imagining a disorder like this on a whim acceptable?
I have asked several people now about their new found symptoms and I have found myself marvelling at a statistical miracle – every single one is higher functioning and had their diagnosis confirmed by the presence of OCD.

Now, I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure washing your hands after each toilet visit is not OCD.
There is also further evidence – the claim that they “must be on the spectrum” because they have failed to recognise how someone else is feeling (I know, I know).

Again, I’m no doctor, but based on this conversation alone I think I can see the problem – er, you’re not fucking listening. To anybody.

This phenomenon of exaggerating small things as a way of self associating with illness is remarkably thoughtless and selfish. But it’s spreading.

It probably has more to do with made in chelsea than it does with biological illness.
Cunts.

Nominated by Cuntflap